Not that dis kind of territory exists.
Dis is not to disrupt your MAGA freds, dis is just to commemorate the fact that we have a Feb 29th dis year. Cos I know someone who will appreciate it
So like, I wanted to go to the Aussie of all möllers over Chinese New Year. But stuck at the air of all ports, over 6h delay already. Looks like I'm gonna arrive February 29th at the earliest, if at all. Some engine stuff. The way my luck runs in important things dis year so far we're prolly crashing in Papua and getting eaten by cannibals. It was nice to have known you anyways.
I guess with my current luck I'll prolly get stuck in some crazy time loop. It has already started. Guess where I am now. Back at the Regal effin airport hotel. That was my first quarantine love. Or whatever. One week dere in 2021. Solid 26hr delay, rebooked on SQ. Thanks Qantas. I think that was my first flight with them. Or supposed to anyways. They likely need much moar Denmarkian engineering skillz.
Also I'm not sure but likely by Chinesian mythology starting the year of the dragon like dis prolly has me cursed in all parallel universes and afterlifes and whatever that exist. Ah well, just another day in the office. GN