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POKERSTARS GAME #12843456678: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/10/25 - 18:06:09 (ET)
Table 'Gudrun V' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Wide Apart ($218 in chips)
Seat 2: DaRossman ($196.40 in chips)
Seat 3: smurf0 ($67.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Kremar116 ($43.35 in chips)
Seat 5: drk_sde ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 6: David7585 ($97.50 in chips)
Kremar116: posts small blind $0.50
drk_sde: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DaRossman [Jh 7h]
David7585: folds
Wide Apart: folds
DaRossman: raises $3 to $4
smurf0: calls $4
Kremar116: folds
drk_sde: raises $13 to $17
DaRossman: folds
smurf0: calls $13
*** FLOP *** [6s Tc 9c]
drk_sde: bets $30
smurf0: raises $20.50 to $50.50 and is all-in
drk_sde: calls $20.50
*** TURN *** [6s Tc 9c] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [6s Tc 9c 8d] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
drk_sde: shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)
smurf0: shows [8h 9h] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
smurf0 collected $136.50 from pot

drk_sde said, "hyou idiot"
drk_sde said, "stupid fkcing donk"
smurf0 said, "a pair and gutshot draw?"
drk_sde said, "your call was fkcing terrible"
drk_sde said, "and you shove wa even worse"
smurf0 said, "my bankroll ensures i can make calls like that, deal with it"
drk_sde said, "no its odesnt you stupid donk"
smurf0 said, "you win"
drk_sde said, "you played that hand as horribly as you possible couldd"
drk_sde said, "youre a donk. period"
smurf0 said, "ok"
drk_sde said, "u shorstackin idiot donk"
drk_sde said, "obv smurf, cuz you havent got a clue"
smurf0 said, "mate you got a beat deal with it"
drk_sde said, "so what... youre lighting money on fire"
David7585 said, "why does that bother u drk side? if u have the bank roll and the ability u shud be embracing a player that doesnt know what theyre doing"
drk_sde said, "i should be happy you shoved- but i jsut cant get over your idiocy"

POKERSTARS GAME #12843993833: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/10/25 - 18:36:09 (ET)
Table 'Gudrun V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Wide Apart ($310.50 in chips)
Seat 2: DaRossman ($355.85 in chips)
Seat 4: offsuitbluff ($95.50 in chips)
Seat 5: drk_sde ($100 in chips)
Seat 6: David7585 ($34.65 in chips)
DaRossman: posts small blind $0.50
offsuitbluff: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DaRossman [8s 3s]
JohnFR joins the table at seat #3
drk_sde: raises $3 to $4
David7585: calls $4
Wide Apart: folds
DaRossman: folds
offsuitbluff: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6c 3h]
drk_sde: bets $8
David7585: calls $8
*** TURN *** [Qh 6c 3h] [Ts]
drk_sde: bets $25
David7585: calls $22.65 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Qh 6c 3h Ts] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
drk_sde: shows [Ac Ks] (high card Ace)
David7585: shows [7s 6s] (a pair of Sixes)
David7585 collected $68.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $70.80 | Rake $2
Board [Qh 6c 3h Ts 5h]
Seat 1: Wide Apart (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: DaRossman (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: offsuitbluff (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: drk_sde showed [Ac Ks] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 6: David7585 showed [7s 6s] and won ($68.80) with a pair of Sixes

drk_sde said, "wtf??!?!?!?!"
David7585 said, "i didnt think u had a q"
drk_sde said, "why si evryone at this table SO FKCIN STUPID?!??!"
drk_sde said, "pair of 6's???"
DaRossman said, "dark"
DaRossman said, "no one likes the table coach"
DaRossman said, "u got understted"
DaRossman said, "that sucks"
drk_sde said, "i had you on a weak pair"
drk_sde said, "EXACTLY what you had"
DaRossman said, "think about ur own image"
DaRossman said, "u just got undersetted"
DaRossman said, "ur obv steaming"
drk_sde said, "my inmage>??? ive got it allin with mosnters 3 times"
drk_sde said, "you obv werent paying attetnion"
drk_sde said, "i cant beileive how many idiots are at the tbales today - and they all hit 2-3 otuers vs me or cal down wth bottom pair"
David7585 said, "ive called once against u as i was pretty sure i was ahead... and i was correct"
drk_sde said, "youre clueless. you didnt put me on a hand or even have a clue what a range is"
drk_sde said, "you jsut said "XOMPG i has a pair yo!!! i callzzzzzz!!""

total ownage

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12-18-2007 , 07:26 PM

#27

coldi

Iceman

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,996

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenkem

total selfownage

fyp

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12-18-2007 , 07:28 PM

#28

isapistola

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,613

[x] op got owned

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12-18-2007 , 07:43 PM

#29

LiveNow

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,152

OP,
i think this is the sort of thing you're looking for:

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $71.30
Hero (BB): $102.50

Pre-Flop: Q

dealt to Hero (BB)
SB raises to $3, Hero raises to $9, SB calls $6

Flop: ($18) A

(2 Players)
Hero bets $13, SB calls $13

Turn: ($44) A

(2 Players)
Hero checks, SB bets $20, Hero raises to $80.50 and is All-In, SB calls $29.30 and is All-In

River: ($142.60) 4

(2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $142.60 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
SB showed Q T (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$71.30 NET)
Hero showed Q K (a pair of Aces) and WON $142.10 (+$70.80 NET)