Too many L’s

Good luck morphilian

Morph, say something!

RIP Morph. Prolly drank one bottle Schnapps too many after his defeat. Or he won and spent it all on hookers and blow and got a heart attack. We will never know...

#RIPMorph

RIP

It's okay, Morph. You'll get the next one.

RIP Morph. AAaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaAaaa. I was out in town l, back home, mid week. I'm AAaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaAaaa but not enough to lose all control. It was fun, but certain places are a complete police state.
Seen more popo today than I wud in like 2 months in certain countries much discussed here or something. Fortunately they only care about localmöllers, gweilos they DGAF basically. Can be a good thing or a bad thing depending on what kind of situation you are in tho. I guess I could write a book about that. Anyways the world keeps turning, unless you're a flatearther I suppose. GN

Is twitter still a thing?

How's 2p2trollcat?

Hasn't posted in a year

Any idea what that is Mr. suited (or anyone else)? Picked up from the Japanese store, for the noobs that's obv Japanese there. It was in the beer section, 9% alc tho that caught my attention among other stuff. But after tasting it, like meh it prolly has 9% alc cos Japanese don't lie or something but that's not beer. Tastes moar like grape juice or whatever...

In any case I'm obv drunk. Cos there has so much time passed until that last happened and so much time until it will happen again which is prolly Friday night. I blame Morph. Some things happened tho, maybe minor causes of celeb. Among other things I was at the doc and got my latest values lol. Apparently they improved since last time.
No idea how that could happen, the recent time was among the craziest I have ever had in my whole life, but yeah apparently having a lot of stress and craziness like never before in your work, love life, nightlife and whatnot improves your health values. At least temporarily I guess. Until I get a stroke, heart attack or whatnot. Lol.
Tonight I had the usual HK madness early, among other s*it I was chased by a random ho*ker and a drg dealer right onto the taxi door. Well, not just literally. Welcome to HK, that's what you have to deal with. All the time. Ofc only if you're a MAWG like me who therefore automatically looks rich. Which is ofc correct, more or less.
Anyways most of the night I spent with the guy from the chess club and a few others drinking and playing *chess on the side. He told me the main reason HK popo doesn't bother gweilos much is bcos, for most guys, their English s*cks balls completely and they are afraid to engage in any meaningful conversation in English. Makes sense to me.
2moro I will get the keys for my first ever aptm on the HK side of the territory. So far I've been exclusively been living on the wild Chinese side. Obv I will pay like absurd rent, like per sqft it will be moar than most of Manhattan prolly. I got a nice panoramic harbor view tho, so there's that.
And mountain view from my like 1 sqft or whatever balcony, haha. GN

That's the Kirin Logo, a megacorp that's sort of the Japanese equivalent of a merger between Coca Cola and Anheuser-Busch, so it could be anything.

I'd guess that it's a high proof flavored malt liquor, like Four Loko.

I miss him.

He was a very unique guy, I'll say that much. Thanks Mr. suited I figured out the Kirin using google translate and it also said something about sour but that's about it. I blame Morph. Obv I know about Kirin. They make some not that great brews but no Budweiser fortunately

What's the difference between bud light and s÷X on a boat? There is none. The are both f$$$$ng close to water

GN

WHAT? All this time you didn't actually live in HK-møller? You've been lying to us?!?

Such behavior cannot go unpunished. You have 48 hours to poast pics of your new crib. If they're any good, Sheep might go easy on you with the infraction points.

Did you at least live in Shenzhen, F?

Morph,

Calm down Mr. Sheep. I lived in the recognized HK Special Administrative Region all the time, I'm like 1 month short of my application for permanent residency. But there are several islands there. I lived on the Kowloon/ New Territories side so far. It's just colloquially referred as the Chinese side, cos there's more locals and mainlanders there, but quite a way still until Shenzhen. Now is the first time I live on HK Island. I'll send you some pics later...