Happy Sheepday!



Sheep is working today, but he won't say it. Never!

What are Japanese sensitive part sprinklers? Sounds like something I used to sell at the office, before I went full degen.

Also, Dunkin taking over the world...



Happy Sheepday!

I don't want to work, I just want to bank on the drum all day.

That's the ringtone that Higgins uses for Magnum in the reboot.

The original Higgins would probably have Barry Manilow's Copa Cabana, but cell phones back then were the size of suitcases and only had one ringtone.

You know the built-in e-bidets, or whatever thats called in English
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Also the emergency alert thingy still comes every few hours or so. I think I foolishly agreed to this when I landed, there was a prompt about that. Now I have no idea how to switch this off. Thanks Morph

Yeah I had a surprise bidet in Japan; that was my introduction to one as an ignorant American.

Is that anything like a Cleveland steamer?

Also:

Just been at a bigger convenience store. No exaggeration like 6 different types of soju available incl. sugar-free but no flavored ones, I should get ahold of one and run around with it just to shock them.
Ah well it's ok here but a little rainy and still haven't played any pokes, will join the action tomorrow. And Koreans are kinda funny, talk high-speed Korean and expect you to understand them. I mean dis is on like the most touristy part of Korea anyways, no idea how it would be elsewhere. In Japan they do the same but at least they don't expect you to understand it and apologize 10 times for not speaking English while they are doing it. Also everything pretty expensive, worse than Japan. Hot gals around though so there's that...

I kinda figured out the emergency alert. They seem to do it every 4 hours, just caught the one at 2am. I kinda want to sleep now though, I'm prolly playing the ME day 1b tomorrow, maybe 1c the day after though if there's too much alarm or whatever going on. Obv I didn't hear it yesterday mych cos I was too fuarked S usual after a typical HK weekend. I just went to the hotel room when I could finally check in and slept 20 hours straight, thanks zopiclone lol.

As you can see from these short excerpts, my life is a complete mess as always, and I have nobody to thank for except Morph. I'm getting too old for that, seriously, maybe I should just move back to countryside Bavaria, so many friends still there. But then I would die of boredom. Prolly. Might need at least a Thai wife or something but yeah, not that easy. Don't suggest Chinese wife these are def out for the moment. No I won't go in more detail... GN

Korean wife maybe doable if we can find a way to talk to each other. Reminds me of that visit to that 'sauna' in Macau some years ago. The cheapest ones were China and SEA, Japanese and Koreans were expensive af, same as Europeans (they only had Russian or Ukrainian anyway, those were the Europeans ). Anyways enough messed up stories for today, wish me luck in the donkaments tomorrow...

https://thoughtnova.com/ai-creates-i...3z42z0fpc09jyh

Texas quite realistic though, Nevada arguably too. Also I get some very naughty ads at the bottom of each image. Prolly AI-assigned too. I blame Morph

Yes, Koreamøller has attractive ewes. Anywho, good luck in the donkamentarians, Mr. FWWM. Win that money!

Also what do they mean, was that made under original gravity and not at the ISS or something? Thats kinda lame, where do I get my space radiation from then? Side note autocorrected to slave radiation lol. And yes that costs like twice of a soju, so among the cheaper beers. If you want to get drunk you know what to do...

Thanks Mr. Sheepmöller, will be doing my bestmöller hopefully. Just putting dis out dere and then going to sleep cos I'm a self-absorbed western idiot too, prolly moar than many others. GN

https://bigthink.com/the-well/easter...x=1689575376-1

Maybe you subscribed to Muslim prayer times by mistake?

Prolly. Thanks ISIS

Looks like Morph is to blame for my drunken rants of yesterday, as usual. Bear with me, my life is certainly a little more messy than usual even, at present, on multiple levels. But all first world, rich people problems, so there´s that.
Finally played some pokes. They didn´t make it easy, that´s for sure. Find an ATM that will have a limit higher than 3.50, get passport, get players card, get both, enter casino, ask the clueless floor multiple times, get on the list, find the cashier, get lammer, go to baccarat table, get chips, go to cash game table. Will start the tourney grind tomorrow.
Given all that, and only asianmöllers on the table the game was surprisingly ok though, not great, but could be worse. 10% rake capped at like 15 US though, meh. I won like 5 usd, the rest went to the house I suppose. Free drink dispenser and cup noodles though, and no tips, so there´s that. Also they had like a superlarge table with supersmall cards, and typical asian size dealers that had to do gymnastics every hand.
Already bought in for the ME tomorrow though, in b4 busto. Also met the guy who runs the chess club, he´s in it too. Supernice guy though, and works harder than anyone, in other words typical HK guy.

Also found that in my hotel room, hidden behind the curtains. Apparently I´m supposed to rope downwards 15m (that´s like 50 Xboxes for Muricans or something) in case of emergencymöllers lol. Koreanmöllers seem to have something for emergencies for sure. Prolly they take rocketman a bit too seriously.

They also have an urban legend that running a fan at night in a closed bedroom can kill you.

Wouldn't be the first time a fan goes rogue and chops someone's head of in the middle of the night

Thanks. Now you got me checking and what do you know, there´s a big fan hiding in the bathroom wrapped in white clothing. Will it be enough if I close the bathroom door? Now I got the emergency alarms and this. Thanks Obama. I think my ME chances are not improving.

Apparently there's a timer on all Korean fans. Here's the wiki FYI

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

Ah, that kind of fan. No I don't have that, just a hair fan, blower or whatever that's called. And some AC that's hidden behind some bars, but that is denmarkishly weak. That one won't kill me, I'm pretty sure of that.
In any case, going to sleep now, if I can, prolly can, thanks to my zopiclone addiction. If I die please let it be known that I blamed Morph for the outcome.
It was an honor to have met you all in this distinguished place...