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In b4 moar Sammy Medals, Sheep Medals and Natamus Medals.

Ok I'm gonna win one today!

Inmöller. Morph prolly prefers the feel of latex
You seem better connected to dis kinda scene. I can connect you with the others mentioned before if needed. You'd like HK, it's a cesspool of sin in many different ways anyway...

Anyways since Morph's results are obv unsustainable I just booked my flight to dis
https://www.worldpokertour.com/event...e-theme=wptgap
Somebody's gotta show him how it's done....

In b4 spending 80% of the time on the beach on gummies or something lol

OK I fired up the first tourney, got some iced coffee and Mettbrötchen for later, and listening to Afrobeat! Let's go!

No-one is gonna bluff me today!

No connections; it's just obvious. I bet Latex-Kimonos are also a thing, let's see... (honestly looking it up for the first time rn) ...there you go:



I actually challenge you to find a piece of clothing where there isn't a Latex version of!

glgl!

Go get 'em, Mr. FWWM. This is your chance to become BBB Poker Player of 2023.

OK ITM in $11 5-Card PLO8, 5/19

PokerStars, $9.80 + $1.20 - 5 Card Omaha H/L Pot Limit - 250/500 (60 ante) - 6 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

Morphismus (UTG): 28,572 (57 bb)
Nutcase92 (MP): 28,638 (57 bb)
gabrielper (CO): 11,738 (23 bb)
mantoske (BU): 1,722 (3 bb)
fae5597 (SB): 17,040 (34 bb)
Uncle-Vadik (BB): 35,285 (71 bb)

Pre-Flop: (1,110) Hero (Morphismus) is UTG with 7♣ A♠ 3♠ 3♣ A♥
Morphismus (UTG) raises to 1,170, Nutcase92 (MP) calls 1,170, 3 players fold, Uncle-Vadik (BB) calls 670

Flop: (4,120) A♣ 9♠ K♦ (3 players)
Uncle-Vadik (BB) checks, Morphismus (UTG) bets 1,360, Nutcase92 (MP) folds, Uncle-Vadik (BB) raises to 8,200, Morphismus (UTG) raises to 27,342 (all-in), Uncle-Vadik (BB) calls 19,142

Turn: (58,804) 7♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (58,804) 2♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 58,804

Showdown:
Morphismus (UTG) shows 7♣ A♠ 3♠ 3♣ A♥ (HI: three of a kind, Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 64%, Flop: 77%, Turn: 76%, River: 100%)

Uncle-Vadik (BB) shows T♠ J♣ K♥ J♥ K♣ (HI: three of a kind, Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 36%, Flop: 23%, Turn: 24%, River: 0%)

Morphismus (UTG) wins 58,804

FT 3/7

All I can do is gii good

PokerStars, $9.80 + $1.20 - 5 Card Omaha H/L Pot Limit - 700/1,400 (175 ante) - 7 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

relher (UTG): 5,261 (4 bb)
McEnroy (MP): 121,214 (87 bb)
salisero (MP+1): 15,811 (11 bb)
cmgoes (CO): 5,237 (4 bb)
fae5597 (BU): 134,935 (96 bb)
makucho (SB): 27,813 (20 bb)
Morphismus (BB): 58,729 (42 bb)

Pre-Flop: (3,325) Hero (Morphismus) is BB with A♥ A♣ 6♥ 2♣ 3♠
4 players fold, fae5597 (BU) raises to 4,900, makucho (SB) calls 4,200, Morphismus (BB) 3-bets to 12,600, fae5597 (BU) calls 7,700, makucho (SB) 4-bets to 27,638 (all-in), Morphismus (BB) 5-bets to 58,554 (all-in), fae5597 (BU) calls 45,954

Flop: (145,971) J♣ 6♣ K♠ (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (145,971) T♠ (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (145,971) 2♥ (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: 145,971

Showdown:
Morphismus (BB) shows A♥ A♣ 6♥ 2♣ 3♠ (HI: two pair, Sixes and Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 38%, Flop: 36%, Turn: 18%, River: 0%)

makucho (SB) shows J♦ 2♦ A♠ K♥ 5♥ (HI: two pair, Kings and Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 35%, Flop: 34%, Turn: 15%, River: 0%)

fae5597 (BU) shows Q♠ T♣ 3♥ A♦ 4♣ (HI: a straight, Ten to Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 27%, Flop: 30%, Turn: 67%, River: 100%)

fae5597 (BU) wins 145,971

In for the (prospective) win.

Cue your quote from yesterday:

The sicko guy has pretty close to Morph's hairline.

true

I will play some donkament tonite… is sunday mil still a thing?

Go get 'em, Mr. Frank. This is your chance to become BBB Poker Player of 2023.

Did you win, FranFran?

Didnt play, got some good weed and laughing like an idiot to some stupid netflix movie.

That counts like I final tabled it

will play some these days, I miss donkamentarians.


Where is sammy? I need an advice he is a well known bettor and tournament enthusiast.

**** you sammy

Sammy is banned for good.

RIP Sammy

Morph writes his eulogy after his next tourney win