So... you know when *THAT* guy sits down at the table and proceeds to take up one and a half seat spaces, lets everyone know how much he knows about poker, and has to criticize everyone's play after each hand... and all you can think is: dear gods of poker, please let me take his stack from him so he cries all the way to the parking lot?

The gods listened and gave me the best revenge hand ever at 1/2 NL:

V1 UTG: Large, loud, pushy and let's you know each hand that he knows it all.
V2 UTG+1: quiet, intense calling station who thinks slow playing is the only way to go
heroine OTB: intent upon retribution (and deliberately donked up an earlier hand so V1 would assume the worst in later hands)


V1 raises to $15
V2 calls
a MP or two calls
Heroine raises to $45

V1 looks at me like I'm six kinds of stupid and shoves all in
V2 shoves all in
everyone else folds
Heroine calls (has both villains covered)

V1 shows KK
V2 shows KK
heroine shows AA

V1 stands up in shock and seems ready to accept defeat

flop: 5 6 7 rainbow
turn: 8

V1 and V2 start looking hopeful....

river: A

happy, happy, fun times.

lol pics of bewbs or gtfo.

OP is a liar. Everyone knows girls can't play poker.

Of course we don't know how to play poker...

::eyeballs john's stack::

I like heroin

lol girls on 2+2, who are you kidding OP?

It's not nice to talk about Rob's mum like that

your words make me angry, and i would tell you to EAD, but you prob already did that today, didn't you?

"deliberately donked up an earlier hand and convinced myself it was a good idea as there was a 2% chance V1 would assume the worst in later hands"

fyp

haha

Heroin is a helluva drug

Lol. It was a 1/2 table and the villain was a "black or white" type. Once he told you what you were (and he labeled everyone), he didn't change his mind. His play was consistent with his labeling. He's probably spinning the felting with some tale about how I was wrong to 3-bet him...

Certain types of players they like to assume women are weaker and will shove their stacks (when it makes no sense) to intimidate or to induce a call with an inferior hand. Exploiting that assumption is profitable. :-)

While you were playing poker, who was making all the sandwiches?

I thought you were supposed to be making the sandwiches?

Get your shoes off and get back in the kitchen!

where is the boobs pic ?

I don't think this thread as ever been done before. Seriously, not even once I promise.

pics of your mom cooking naked with two carrots put into two ho....

Oh wrong thread, ead..

Why did you leave the kitchen?

FYP

Shemale FTW

If you knew how to play poker would you be posting a thread bout losing dat $ ?

I think not, now go EAD and get out of BBV, your vagina is attracting bears.