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Originally Posted by SomeoneElse
I don't get why everyone is calling her fat. Looks pretty hot to me.
I've got some news for you. You may want to sit down.
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Okay. I'm going to shoot straight with you. We got all your test results back, and they all point to one thing. You, sir, are fat. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do at this point. God, it never gets any easier.