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Old 08-24-2017, 06:59 PM   #1
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[Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, etc



Mostly $2/5 NL. Sometimes 1/2, 5/10, an occasional shot at 10/20, 10/25, PLO and the routine live micros to unwind (where I am a small winner before expenses, a loser after expenses).

3144 hours. Imagine no rake!
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Old 08-24-2017, 07:02 PM   #2
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

who's chart is that?

Clearly does not belong to OP
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Old 08-24-2017, 07:21 PM   #3
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

Well done OP - $615 is a lot of money!
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Old 08-24-2017, 08:22 PM   #4
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

how much did u pay in taxes on those 59k winnings OP?
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Old 08-24-2017, 08:50 PM   #5
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

MTT heeding my advice already and posting better threads!
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Old 09-27-2017, 07:48 PM   #6
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

Brag: That last downspike on the far right side has been re-won!

+70.9K now
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Old 09-28-2017, 11:05 AM   #7
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

But what filter do you have on there?
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Old 09-28-2017, 12:00 PM   #8
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

The filter that's on there is the x100 value filter.
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Old 09-28-2017, 01:41 PM   #9
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

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But what filter do you have on there?
"Poker Only"

Last edited by MTT_9797; 09-28-2017 at 01:42 PM. Reason: As opposed to Gin, Rummi, etc
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Old 09-28-2017, 01:48 PM   #10
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

lol, i can put arbitrary numbers in excel as well.

chances that is true <.01%
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Old 09-28-2017, 05:34 PM   #11
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

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lol, i can put arbitrary numbers in excel as well.

chances that is true <.01%


You lose

What's so hard to believe someone can win at the live $2/5 or $5/10?

I can filter out Omaha as well, that would REALLY emblemish the graph.
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Old 09-28-2017, 05:37 PM   #12
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

dudebro,

you cant even win at the french fries steaks at the pizza joint and your posts about strat or hh's show you are either mentally impaired, stupid, delusional, or most likely a mix of all 3
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Old 09-29-2017, 04:46 AM   #13
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

Live micros is not real poker. And that graph right there is filtered to NLH. If you include all my games, all my bad habits, related and unrelated to gambling, I'm really not up much, if anything at all. It paid for a defrivilous lifestyle that's all.
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Old 09-29-2017, 07:32 PM   #14
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

Can you pinpoint on the graph when the $600 loans took place? Because when you look back at this, years from now, that will mark the beginning of the end, right?
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Old 09-29-2017, 08:26 PM   #15
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

Im assuming you made most of this by folding AA pre flop in cash game?
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Old 09-30-2017, 04:05 PM   #16
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

Nice to see you move from that 20cent game in the pizza shop OP
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Old 09-30-2017, 07:51 PM   #17
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

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Can you pinpoint on the graph when the $600 loans took place? Because when you look back at this, years from now, that will mark the beginning of the end, right?

What $600 loans?
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Old 10-01-2017, 11:20 AM   #18
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

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What $600 loans?
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...eared-1685755/

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Old 10-01-2017, 11:48 AM   #19
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

Maybe you can deduce those loans from your taxes OP!
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Old 10-01-2017, 01:26 PM   #20
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

Heres a hand took place this weekend.

MTT_9797 posts $0.10, PizzaShopJoe posts $0.05
PizzaShopJoe calls $0.05, MTT_9797 checks,
Flop 696, MTT_9797 says my fav numbers 69, PizzaShopJoe says I got trips yo, MTT_9797 says listen will you fold if I 69 you? PizzaShopJoe mucks 69 offsuit
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Old 10-01-2017, 01:43 PM   #21
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

i have a feeling that isnt real
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Old 10-01-2017, 04:28 PM   #22
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

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i have a feeling that isnt really that far off
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Old 10-01-2017, 05:16 PM   #23
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

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Maybe you can deduce those loans from your taxes OP!
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Old 10-02-2017, 06:56 AM   #24
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

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Interestingly enough, the balance has been paid back in full. Now he wants to borrow again. What says BBV?

Personal rule is I don't borrow I don't lend (unless you're in the 0.1% of the people on the top of my trust list), AND we've known each other for many years, AND we know a lot of mutual people, AND I more or less don't care about the money.

More importantly, personal rule #2 is: Give me the run around for my money and you're blacklisted for life from ever borrowing another dime.
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Old 10-02-2017, 09:51 AM   #25
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Re: [Graph incl] Brag: +$59K. Variance: 100K+ in swings. Beat: Rake, expenses, pits, hookers, e

Rule #2 seems to be really questionable given your propensity for considering lending money to this guy again EH BUDDAYYYY?
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