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Old 01-29-2008, 07:23 AM   #26
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Re: Golf slowroll

btw the proper etiquette when someone keeps driving into you (basically if it happens more then once... or even once if its blatant) is to pick up their ball and keep playing. wp though regardless
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Old 01-29-2008, 07:53 AM   #27
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Re: Golf slowroll

this is pretty good. well done op
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Old 01-29-2008, 08:29 AM   #28
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btw the proper etiquette when someone keeps driving into you (basically if it happens more then once... or even once if its blatant) is to wait for them at the clubhouse and give them a quick and sharp introduction to the business end of Big Bertha
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Old 01-29-2008, 09:34 AM   #29
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very nice
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Old 01-29-2008, 10:20 AM   #30
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i like to drive the cart over their ball and plug it really good when this happens. if no cart, step on it good. or take a sharpie and draw a big penis on there ball, then plug it.
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Old 01-29-2008, 10:23 AM   #31
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As my mate is putting out,
This here will make it even harder for me to explain that golf is not a gay sport.

BTW very nice I will try this some time.
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Old 01-29-2008, 11:18 AM   #32
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This here will make it even harder for me to explain that golf is not a gay sport.

BTW very nice I will try this some time.
Or maybe you should learn about slang in different parts of the world. Start with Australia.
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Old 01-29-2008, 11:27 AM   #33
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Or maybe you should learn about slang in different parts of the world. Start with Australia.
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Old 01-29-2008, 11:41 AM   #34
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nh sir
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:38 PM   #35
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hopefully he felt this way when finding your note:
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Old 01-29-2008, 02:09 PM   #36
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As my mate is putting out, I write a note for the maron, telling him his ball is behind the tree, and he should stop being a dick, imo
gross sentence, lots of innuendo
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Old 01-29-2008, 02:41 PM   #37
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Am I the only one that hits the ball back? Once I let it go, twice I stomp the ball, third offense and I'm pulling my three wood and hitting it back.
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Old 01-29-2008, 02:50 PM   #38
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i was skeptical, but that is great
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Old 07-25-2008, 08:28 AM   #39
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bump
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Old 07-25-2008, 09:28 AM   #40
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Well played OP
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Old 07-25-2008, 09:39 AM   #41
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Awesome slowroll OP, well done!
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:10 AM   #42
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Very well played. Cross post in Golf forum imo.
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:50 AM   #43
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lol I missed this the first time around. This is awesome.
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:54 AM   #44
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owned
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Old 07-25-2008, 01:56 PM   #45
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* golf clap *
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Old 07-25-2008, 02:11 PM   #46
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Well played
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Old 07-25-2008, 02:21 PM   #47
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totally missed this the first time around, solid bump.

The reaction when they found and read the note must have been so priceless.
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Old 07-25-2008, 02:45 PM   #48
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Am I the only one that would wipe my sweaty ass with the ball?
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Old 07-25-2008, 02:50 PM   #49
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awesome A+
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:34 PM   #50
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sick bump, sicker story, wp, sir
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