Playing this morning, in a slowish but not terrible field at my home course, due to holiday. The guys behind kept hitting up on us, despite us keeping up. The course is very dry, so a good drive goes a LOOOONG way, but after 3 balls had rolled up around my ankles while we waited for the green to clear, I was getting p1ssed.

The 16th hole is a blind tee shot, with a long downhill to the green. Hole is 300m, of which 100m is downhill. If you really crush it, you can drive the green in summer, but you are at risk of running off the fairway into trouble on the left, and can't see your ball from the tee once it disapears over the crown of the hill. Sure enough, as I am walking up to my drive, morans behind us tee off. One of the drives is a monster, and nearly makes the green. Happily, it takes a bad kick, rolls off the fairway left, and nestles up against the bole of a tree, nearly hidden, about 20m from the green. He is probably never finding it. As my mate is putting out, I write a note for the maron, telling him his ball is behind the tree, and he should stop being a dick, imo

As I put out, I drop the note in the hole, and we walk off the green. As we tee off, they are playing their second shots, while morain heads down the fairway, loooking for his monster drive. I wave at him, and point at the hole making a sign that it went in. The last we see of them, he is high fiving his mates.

golf

cliffnotes:

What handycap is teeing-off from the floating platform?

oh wowowowoowowwowowo so sickkkkkk

lol that was actually pretty funny

heh, i approve

lol it took me a minute to get but when i did i laughed. i thought he was high fiving his friends cause you were getting pissed at him hitting balls in your direction.

haha, awesome

I see BBV has a new Frogpond in Erik Ryland?

Shut your suck muscle

Quality move, nh sir.

haha well played. A+

i didn't know what this would entail from the title, or even after the first paragraph, but in the end this rocked.

just hit it back imo

A++++++++

omfg sick, wp.

awesome. welllllllll played.

I cant wait to try this

LMFAO. no really, laughing my ****ing ass off.

I don't get it. Can someone explain for a golf-newb?

i think he fooled the guy into thinking he made a hole in one.

he gestured to the guy that he had made a hole in one, so the guy started celebrating. When he went to retrieve his hole in 1 from the cup, he instead found a note that said the ball was behind a tree

Anything happen when you got back to the clubhouse?

hahahahaha this is great