So a while back towards the end of last year I posted this thread: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...88/?highlight=

I was running bad and frustrated and I came here looking for re-assurance that things would turn around and generally hoping you would cheer me up. What happened is that your general advice to me was to suck different size of dicks. Thanks, for that really appreciate it.

Well today is my turn to brag!

I did not take your advice and I sucked 0 dicks!

This is what my graph looks like today

See? Bullying works

If you had just sucked the dicks like you were told you wouldn't have been breakeven for 36124 hands tho

Yes, that is clearly the takeaway here.

You definitely would have made more than $2/hr sucking dicks though.

You skipped the post at 36k hands where you still suck at poker though. I marked it on your giraffe....

You could had made that in just 1 day of dick sucking. You are doing it wrong.
thats why i dont play cash games.. i cant beat the dick sucking..

Not if he’s as bad at sucking dicks as he is at playing poker.

You're obviously folding more rivers now OP!

You made 2 dollars an hour - nice!

if you charged a basement bargain rate of $5 a dick your bankroll would be a whole lot bigger right now

No need to sell yourself short, I hear you can jerk 'em for $15 a man

That graph makes me long for the Mike DH era.

did you do the calculations though?

Graphs are overrated.

What happened on 2021/11/23 ?

Here is a real graph

“Real” graph gave me real lulz

here is a real graph

i just come here to out dick swing harmeus attempt to dick swing

^^^^ Giraffe confirmed legit! Love Sausage has entered the thread.

Perhaps OP could offer his oral pleasuring services to Mr. Grinder in exchange for poker lessons?

Cash games are where the real skill is at. Tournament graphs are mainly a graph showing how successful one is with being patient lol.

Currently taking betting action that I am gonna be a 15BB/100 winner over 30K hands at 25NL on ACR. Have ~9k so far Will be a legit challenge, will record everything. All 4 tabling 6 max, no table selection allowed.

solid , if you were playing 25/50 you'd have won 200k.

...so...?

These are spin and gos BTW, if cash games are where real skill is at. i think the skill level is too high for you or you'd be playing a decent staker do you want to look back on your career and say i played the "highest Skill" game but never rose stakes and made x amount of money, or i played the softest format i could find worked at it and made x MORE amount of money?

Not a dig btw just something someone said to me when i never used to game select and battled everyone, whats the point? your making either very little money or slightly winning vs regs and in tough line ups, of if you game select your making very much more, but same thing here if your stuck playing 25NL theres way better things to be doing with your time, like studying to move up