Party Poker 0.05/0.10 Hold'em (10 handed) link

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6, 8.
UTG raises, 1 folds, MP2 calls, 2 folds, Hero 3-bets, SB calls, 1 folds, UTG caps, MP2 calls, Hero calls, SB calls.

Flop: (17.00 SB) A, 9, 4 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG bets, MP2 folds, Hero calls, SB calls.

Turn: (10.00 BB) A (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets, Hero calls, SB folds.

River: (12.00 BB) Q (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 14.00 BB.
Results in white below:
UTG has 6d 5d (a pair of aces.)
Hero has 6h 8d (a pair of aces.)
Hero wins 13.50 BB.

raise the turn.

Alright bitches,

I'm home from a dinner of burning 100 dollar bills at a fancy restaurant and I want to GAMBOOOOOOL.

BBV, look for The__Jopker two-tabling. I will be sitting with 5k at the .5/1 six-max tables at PP.

IT'S OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

EDIT: TABLE EQUADOR AND RELAXER, OHHHH YEAAAAAH

GL Have fun

I'm not doing the challenge but was playing like a complete donk at a challenge table and you still get gems like this...

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 8, 9.
1 fold, Hero raises, 2 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, 1 fold.

Flop: (9 SB) A, K, 6 (4 players)
SB folds, Hero bets, CO calls, Button calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 2 (3 players)
Hero bets, CO calls, Button calls.

River: (9 BB) 4 (3 players)
Hero bets, CO folds, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button folds.

Final Pot: 14 BB

First hand

***** Hand History for Game 3648917016 *****
$0.50/$1 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, March 01, 20:56:04 ET 2006
Table Ecuador (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: paleface1 ( $20.05 )
Seat 3: Dullbenz ( $36.48 )
Seat 4: gold50 ( $9.41 )
Seat 5: cjoyner315 ( $34.75 )
Seat 6: Sam_Gangee ( $31.82 )
Seat 2: The__Jopker ( $5000 )
paleface1 posts small blind [$0.25].
The__Jopker posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to The__Jopker [ 8d Ks ]
Dullbenz raises [$1].
gold50 folds.
cjoyner315 folds.
>You have options at Relaxer Table!.
Sam_Gangee calls [$1].
paleface1 calls [$0.75].
The__Jopker calls [$0.50].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7s, 4s, 2s ]
paleface1 checks.
The__Jopker checks.
Dullbenz bets [$0.50].
Sam_Gangee calls [$0.50].
paleface1 folds.
The__Jopker raises [$1].
Dullbenz raises [$1].
Sam_Gangee calls [$1].
The__Jopker raises [$1].
Dullbenz calls [$0.50].
Sam_Gangee calls [$0.50].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7h ]
The__Jopker bets [$1].
Dullbenz raises [$2].
Sam_Gangee calls [$2].
The__Jopker raises [$2].
Dullbenz raises [$2].
Sam_Gangee calls [$2].
The__Jopker calls [$1].
** Dealing River ** [ 2c ]
The__Jopker checks.
Dullbenz bets [$1].
Sam_Gangee calls [$1].
The__Jopker raises [$2].
Dullbenz raises [$2].
Sam_Gangee calls [$2].
The__Jopker calls [$1].
Dullbenz shows [ Ah, 7d ] a full house, Sevens full of twos.
Sam_Gangee doesn't show [ Qs, Ts ] a flush, queen high.
The__Jopker doesn't show [ 8d, Ks ] two pairs, sevens and twos.
Dullbenz wins $30 from the main pot with a full house, Sevens full of twos.

Results:

Lets play HU fish.

Aggression:

I am crushing these games

I might be up I swear

hehe, figured it must be a 2p2er

At least you only payed $6 in rake. If you ever decide to replicate this quest in the Bay 1/2, I will gladly step up from 40.

Dan

I am up 30 dollars with 40 hands to go at .5/1

I just think it is so scary that a 20 year old kid starts making a lot of money, and the first thing he wants to do is blow 3k to impress people he does not know. If you are going to waste 3k get a pound of weed or a sick plasma tv screen. You can donate it or give it to a friend that needs it.

I am not opposed to him dropping 50k if thats what he wants to do. 3k is not a negligible amount for him, as it would be to a billionaire. The utility he got out of 3k was to essentially press a button a couple hundred times, knowing he was going to lose an amount of money similar to what he did.

tpo63: is the bet over! or r u cheating?

I think I win the 'winning the most' prize...I owned those fish:

Why did you fold 6 hands pf?

I didn't fold any hands preflop and I played every hand to the river...don't know why it shows up as that

Edit: probably checked to my BB 4 times

Nah, I am stupid. You may have raised and they folded, folded to you in BB etc. You did however fold 2.44% of your actions pf . I am reporting you to get you banned at all sites!

Dude, I don't even know what that means:P I played my damn challenge and I am the King of losing the least.

We get it dude. Can you please wait outside till your ride gets here?

Best line of thread

I think the only difference is that you lose your $$ a little more slowly in blackjack. Afterall theres no way to turn a profit in BJ unless you can count.

Going to every showdown is painful. Yeah, I know, weak. At $0.02/$0.04 nobody can hear you scream.