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Old 08-04-2020, 11:48 PM   #76
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Re: *** August ED fred feat. Mods, Chyna, Denmark and whatnot. Paging Morph for the LC/NC NSFW


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Old 08-05-2020, 01:36 AM   #77
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Re: *** August ED fred feat. Mods, Chyna, Denmark and whatnot. Paging Morph for the LC/NC NSFW

Tuesday is saved, Morph is blamed for not going to Mars, among other things. Here is some intellectual content for FWWednesday
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/n...lla-flavoring/
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Old 08-05-2020, 04:45 AM   #78
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Re: *** August ED fred feat. Mods, Chyna, Denmark and whatnot. Paging Morph for the LC/NC NSFW

Mr FWWM its almost Thursday
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Old 08-05-2020, 08:54 AM   #79
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**** you wednesday
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Old 08-05-2020, 09:05 AM   #80
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Re: *** August ED fred feat. Mods, Chyna, Denmark and whatnot. Paging Morph for the LC/NC NSFW

Morph is the type of person that knits his own ponchos and wears them in public.
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Old 08-05-2020, 09:27 AM   #81
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I am not. I think I might have done some knitting at school maybe, but I don't think I ever wore a poncho.
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Old 08-05-2020, 09:33 AM   #82
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Re: *** August ED fred feat. Mods, Chyna, Denmark and whatnot. Paging Morph for the LC/NC NSFW

Liar
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Old 08-05-2020, 11:07 AM   #83
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Old 08-05-2020, 12:30 PM   #84
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Re: *** August ED fred feat. Mods, Chyna, Denmark and whatnot. Paging Morph for the LC/NC NSFW

No Bickering! Inspection could come at any time. We need to show unity.

Sammy: Calling a Mod a liar is a banable offense. Apologize!

Morph: Stop lying and knit Sammy a poncho.
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Old 08-05-2020, 03:05 PM   #85
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Re: *** August ED fred feat. Mods, Chyna, Denmark and whatnot. Paging Morph for the LC/NC NSFW

Sammy the sort of guy that knits his own merkin.
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Old 08-06-2020, 03:22 AM   #86
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Well, that was a great inspection! We passed it with flying colors; GJ everybody!
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Old 08-06-2020, 03:35 AM   #87
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Re: *** August ED fred feat. Mods, Chyna, Denmark and whatnot. Paging Morph for the LC/NC NSFW

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Old 08-06-2020, 05:06 AM   #88
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Old 08-06-2020, 05:22 AM   #89
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Re: *** August ED fred feat. Mods, Chyna, Denmark and whatnot. Paging Morph for the LC/NC NSFW

I have met with the Mod High Council and we have decided to strip Morph of some of his mod powers.

From this point forward, Morph will no longer be able to:

1. Travel back in time (but he can still go forward)
2. Invoke Prima Nocta outside of Europe

In addition, his weekly mod stipend will be cut in half and his company car downgraded to a Lexus. He can still use the private jet, but now must give 24-hour notice when traveling out of the country.

Morph also loses access to complimentary bottled water service (still and sparkling) at all mod events and in the mod breakroom. Tap water only from now on.

All other privileges and powers will remain the same.
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Old 08-06-2020, 05:25 AM   #90
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Re: *** August ED fred feat. Mods, Chyna, Denmark and whatnot. Paging Morph for the LC/NC NSFW

Also, Inspection has been cancelled, as it was deemed that all problems pertaining to BBV were Morph’s fault.
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Old 08-06-2020, 05:26 AM   #91
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RET will retain his Honorary Mod status.
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Old 08-06-2020, 07:07 AM   #92
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Rip morph
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Old 08-06-2020, 10:50 AM   #93
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...not the bottled water service!
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Old 08-06-2020, 12:15 PM   #94
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Re: *** August ED fred feat. Mods, Chyna, Denmark and whatnot. Paging Morph for the LC/NC NSFW

Thanks Morph
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Old 08-06-2020, 01:32 PM   #95
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...not the bottled water service!
Still AND sparkling!

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Old 08-06-2020, 01:32 PM   #96
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Old 08-06-2020, 02:04 PM   #97
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Sheep knows it sucks but what can you do? Gotta lose those privileges.
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Old 08-06-2020, 03:39 PM   #98
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Re: *** August ED fred feat. Mods, Chyna, Denmark and whatnot. Paging Morph for the LC/NC NSFW

Is he still invited to the annual mod ball?
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Old 08-06-2020, 04:45 PM   #99
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Re: *** August ED fred feat. Mods, Chyna, Denmark and whatnot. Paging Morph for the LC/NC NSFW

He’s been banned from any interaction with all Mods’ balls, including his own, since “the incident.”

Also, it’s a semi-annual ball. We only told you about one of them.
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Old 08-06-2020, 04:48 PM   #100
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He’s been banned from any interaction with all Mods’ balls, including his own, since “the incident.”
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