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*** The Ghost of Morph Haunts the August LC/NC Thread!! (Warning: Spooky) NSFW *** *** The Ghost of Morph Haunts the August LC/NC Thread!! (Warning: Spooky) NSFW ***

08-13-2020 , 01:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
...not KFC?
To honor The Ghost of Morph’s wishes, the body will be donated to KFC after the ceremony. You will be able to enjoy Morph as both original recipe or extra crispy. Supplies limited.

Dipping sauce will NOT be provided.
08-13-2020 , 01:20 PM
Beware of the 11-piece chicken finger combo.

Spoiler:
Especially if it comes with a side of 2 popcorn nuggets.
08-13-2020 , 02:19 PM
08-13-2020 , 02:27 PM
BANHAMMER!!!! Boomplayer! Sacrilege! If we had any alivemöller mods, like theoretically, not just undead, you'd be in deep ****
08-13-2020 , 02:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Majik19
BAN THIS
GUY
08-13-2020 , 05:12 PM
Sometimes you gotta give the people what they want.

Spoiler:
08-13-2020 , 06:24 PM
Hai Mr. MoC! Sheep quoted you a while ago.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...&postcount=415
08-13-2020 , 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie
Hello sir FWWM

F morph
Quote:
Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie
BAN THIS
GUY
MoC what it do bayBEE
08-14-2020 , 02:06 AM
RIP Majik
08-14-2020 , 02:26 AM
NZ not going to full lockdown yet. UNRIP
08-14-2020 , 03:40 AM
Happy mmmKay-Day!

What a day to be alive!
08-14-2020 , 04:05 AM
08-14-2020 , 04:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Happy mmmKay-Day!

What a day to be alive!
Nobody tell him.
08-14-2020 , 04:23 AM
PokerStars, $6.69 + $0.81 - Hold'em No Limit - 300/600 (70 ante) - 9 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 8,460 (14 bb)
UTG+1 (Hero): 15,990 (27 bb)
MP: 56,326 (94 bb)
MP+1: 16,668 (28 bb)
LP: 27,842 (46 bb)
CO: 32,913 (55 bb)
BU: 38,512 (64 bb)
SB: 21,755 (36 bb)
BB: 15,795 (26 bb)

Pre-Flop: (1,530) Hero is UTG+1 with J J
UTG calls 600, Hero raises to 15,920 (all-in), 1 fold, MP+1 3-bets to 16,598 (all-in), 6 players fold

Flop: (33,970) Q K J (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (33,970) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (33,970) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: 33,970

Showdown:
MP+1 shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 83%, Flop: 94%, Turn: 2%, River: 0%)

UTG+1 (Hero) shows J J (four of a kind, Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 17%, Flop: 6%, Turn: 98%, River: 100%)

UTG+1 (Hero) wins 33,970
08-14-2020 , 04:25 AM
Fold pre
08-14-2020 , 05:05 AM
No bet on turn or river? Fish
08-14-2020 , 06:47 AM
You open-shove 27BB pre?
08-14-2020 , 08:04 AM
Preflop, there are 4 ways to play jacks, and AIPF is the only right one.
08-14-2020 , 08:52 AM
...with 27BB? Most worse hands will fold unless they are really short (which is not the case here), so if someone calls it's basically a coinflip at best.
08-14-2020 , 10:08 AM
08-14-2020 , 10:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
Hai Mr. MoC! Sheep quoted you a while ago.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...&postcount=415
Hello Sir Sheep, hope everything is well with you

Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
MoC what it do bayBEE
WASSUP BBY HOWUDOIINN HMU #NOHOMO

I'm all well, moved back to gulag and now eat beans and pasta unless someone donates to my camgirl shows on twitch.

I missed you all too but my anxiety kicks in after i dont post for a while and then i'm just scared to post.
Hopefully this time i hang around for longer
08-14-2020 , 10:45 AM
Morph’s funeral has been cancelled. It appears the body has gone missing.

Your donations will NOT be refunded.
08-14-2020 , 10:54 AM
08-14-2020 , 11:32 AM
HANGINGOVERING LIKE ANIMAL

HAVE TO DO THE WORKS

DONT WANT TO DO THEM

MAY NEED SOME BEER TO GET THROUGH THE DAY

SUPPPOSED TO BE 95 DEGREES THIS WEEKEND, SAMUELSON WOULD DIE
08-14-2020 , 11:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
...with 27BB? Most worse hands will fold unless they are really short (which is not the case here), so if someone calls it's basically a coinflip at best.
I was joking, but then--actually thinking about 27bb, I realized that there's a fifth way to play JJ, and that's the limp/shove. And now I'm intrigued by that idea.

      
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