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03-02-2019 , 06:27 AM

#101

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

03-02-2019 , 07:48 AM

#102

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

So how are you doing these days? Do you have a roof over your head?

Sharing a place till March, then we’ll see. Have 4 job offers (2 NY, 1 Ohio, 1 VA), all in fairly different fields, to consider. Weighing my options. For now paying the bills with NBA DFS.

Till then, this is what I’m doing:

https://twitter.com/2p2trollcat/stat...162467328?s=21

I volunteer 7 days a week... 5 where I act as an overnight chaperone, and 3 where I drove a van, screen guests, and take them to a shelter (I do double duty on Saturday.)

03-02-2019 , 09:00 AM

#103

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

It's been -32C and worse for two weeks in this mother ****er. Whining and 7C? KF, whip your mods into shape. I feel like I'm getting Smolletted.

03-02-2019 , 09:04 AM

#104

Sheep86

**Generic BBV LC/NC Thread For March 1-31 2019 Codename "Fluffyland" NSFW**

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,633

Sheep woke up around 8 this morning and at first he wasn't sure which day it was. **** you Friday morning or hai Meerkaturday? A few seconds later he realized what the answer to this question was. And all was good.

Happy Meerkaturday!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

lol celsius

Calm down, right now!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Big boobed wife + 2 hot sisters (Sammy and hers) went to London to buy baby clothes. 10:49 am Sammy's on his 5th beer. Neighbour and Sammy will replace a window and put in a new door in the garden house in a few hours when we're just the right amount of drunk. Power tools should only be operated when drunk.

Pics of big boobed wife and hot sisters?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Omloop het Nieuwsblad

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie

I support this.

Also, I am once again faced with a decision for today.

Should I be productive and do some work or get day drunk and dance to taylor swift songs & ****post on 2+2 ?

Get drunk, then do some work while listening to Taylor, then poast results on 2+2.

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

The answer is: get drunk and be productive.

HandsomeMan = SmartMan

03-02-2019 , 09:09 AM

#105

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

It's been -32C and worse for two weeks in this mother ****er. Whining and 7C? KF, whip your mods into shape. I feel like I'm getting Smolletted.

I’ve notified Wafflehouse.

03-02-2019 , 09:45 AM

#106

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

awaking unfortunately

03-02-2019 , 09:52 AM

#107

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

today i will havde the poison removed, twice, then eat steak for lunch, then play pokerz or ahh, or maybe both.

beautiful life

I love you all, even sammy but for him its like how you love a 3 legged dog

03-02-2019 , 09:58 AM

#108

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,296

Quote:

its like how you love a 3 legged dog

I'm dying

03-02-2019 , 10:06 AM

#109

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

dont be died MoC

03-02-2019 , 10:47 AM

#110

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,273

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Sharing a place till March, then we’ll see. Have 4 job offers (2 NY, 1 Ohio, 1 VA), all in fairly different fields, to consider. Weighing my options. For now paying the bills with NBA DFS.

Good to hear you're doing OK!

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Till then, this is what I’m doing:

https://twitter.com/2p2trollcat/stat...162467328?s=21

I volunteer 7 days a week... 5 where I act as an overnight chaperone, and 3 where I drove a van, screen guests, and take them to a shelter (I do double duty on Saturday.)

You're a better man than me King Fish. In fact, you should be forum Jesus!

03-02-2019 , 11:13 AM

#111

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Where do you live these days Mr. fidmod?
We havent even had a winter around here this year. Normally there were like one or two weeks when it had like 10ish and everyone was buying a ton of pullovers and blankets and e-heaters to deal with this arctic deepfreeze. This year it only had a few days with like 15ish at night. I blame Morph

Vancouver.

03-02-2019 , 11:21 AM

#112

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Kingfish saving the world better than Sammy.

03-02-2019 , 11:28 AM

#113

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,296

KF change name to Fish Jesus
now

03-02-2019 , 12:54 PM

#114

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

It's been so long that I have loaded up stars that they gave me 10 bucks in a chest. No improvement in playa pools from what I can see. I'll battle the classic nits later.

03-02-2019 , 12:58 PM

#115

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

03-02-2019 , 01:10 PM

#116

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,273

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Around 2007 a lot of USA#1 investors were into trading pieces of subprime mortgages as if they were currency. Can't remember how that worked out.

That where ordinary debts. My currency will be based on gambling debts!

Currently contemplating the color of my yacht. I might buy me one of them Vegas Casinos for the lulz; you can come visit SJ.

03-02-2019 , 01:19 PM

#117

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Her boobs are already getting bigger. Sammy liked her boobs the way they were. That kid better be a good one, or Sammy will be angry. Kid won't like Sammy when he's angry.

03-02-2019 , 01:19 PM

#118

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Can I have a penthouse?

03-02-2019 , 01:24 PM

#119

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

03-02-2019 , 01:30 PM

#120

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Gambling debts, oh my.... Id advise not to give up your dayjorb Morph

03-02-2019 , 01:35 PM

#121

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Her boobs are already getting bigger. Sammy liked her boobs the way they were. That kid better be a good one, or Sammy will be angry. Kid won't like Sammy when he's angry.

the kid will suck the milk out of them, then they will deflate and sag like floppy old lady tits.

03-02-2019 , 01:45 PM

#122

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

03-02-2019 , 02:11 PM

#123

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

the kid will suck the milk out of them, then they will deflate and sag like floppy old lady tits.

03-02-2019 , 02:23 PM

#124

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

That where ordinary debts. My currency will be based on gambling debts!

Currently contemplating the color of my yacht. I might buy me one of them Vegas Casinos for the lulz; you can come visit SJ.

Thank you

03-02-2019 , 02:46 PM

#125

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

HAaa. Neighboura and sAmmy in man room. Nabo boghjt huge beers.umm huge bears are nive. SAmmy tiold Neighboru to bet 1000 dkr okn Club Brugge - Stho$ Truiden over 2,5 goals. AS. neighbour not wesak like you geeks he beat 20.000 dkr on sammy*s surgeon. Nabo ab asmmy wikll make that milk. game startys in 45 minsa. you porno can make ther money too

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