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Old 03-25-2019, 07:12 AM   #1201
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My sister & mom don't know how to deal with taxes apparently.
Both their wages are going to the tax man for the next 2 months. (literally every single penny)
I have been with my family for about 6 months now and I'm spending more money p/m than my 2k/month cocaine habit, Hookers & gambling.


What the **** is going on
I feel like I'm getting milked.
Like my mom & sister are betting 15% pot on all streets


Also do not trust google maps ever.
I was driving my sister & her kid to the airport today (45 min by the usual path)
She wanted to follow the Google maps GPS and go through a toll road.
Paid 7 euros and got there for 1 hour and 25 min.
Wtf is this bull****.

I'm happy thought, +50% on a ****coin for 3 months.
Cashed out $500 yesterday, bought it at 0.10, now is at 0.15.
Waiting for it to go back to $8 so I can be calm forever.

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Old 03-25-2019, 09:42 AM   #1202
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Actually she performed above average, used a lot of spit also to lubricate it. Had a tiny pussy too
how much does this cost in your land? Also, can you hit it twice in one session? I mean is that an option, not are you able to do so.
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:44 AM   #1203
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holy hell i am hangingovering like a mf, may still fail a breathalizer, coffee will not fix this.

**** your face monday
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:47 AM   #1204
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My sister & mom don't know how to deal with taxes apparently.
Both their wages are going to the tax man for the next 2 months. (literally every single penny)
I have been with my family for about 6 months now and I'm spending more money p/m than my 2k/month cocaine habit, Hookers & gambling.


What the **** is going on
I feel like I'm getting milked.
Like my mom & sister are betting 15% pot on all streets


Also do not trust google maps ever.
I was driving my sister & her kid to the airport today (45 min by the usual path)
She wanted to follow the Google maps GPS and go through a toll road.
Paid 7 euros and got there for 1 hour and 25 min.
Wtf is this bull****.

I'm happy thought, +50% on a ****coin for 3 months.
Cashed out $500 yesterday, bought it at 0.10, now is at 0.15.
Waiting for it to go back to $8 so I can be calm forever.

erm, pics of sis
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:57 AM   #1205
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holy hell i am hangingovering like a mf, may still fail a breathalizer, coffee will not fix this.

**** your face monday


Still driving to work though because Monday, amirite?
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Old 03-25-2019, 10:37 AM   #1206
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Old 03-25-2019, 12:13 PM   #1207
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how much does this cost in your land? Also, can you hit it twice in one session? I mean is that an option, not are you able to do so.
I was in Manila over the weekend, mainly for live pokers. That was like 130US for 2h (read: two shots). There would be cheaper options. Yes I can do twice with a few minutes break, thank you. I am not that Denmarkish, not yet anyway. In HK youd pay a lot for a high quality escort
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Old 03-25-2019, 12:59 PM   #1208
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How's Spring Break son?
I worked literally the entire break so that I could buy mom a great birthday present.
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Old 03-25-2019, 01:01 PM   #1209
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Her birthday is in Feb so it's good that you are saving early!
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Old 03-25-2019, 01:02 PM   #1210
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Actually she performed above average, used a lot of spit also to lubricate it. Had a tiny pussy too

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I was in Manila over the weekend, mainly for live pokers. That was like 130US for 2h (read: two shots). There would be cheaper options. Yes I can do twice with a few minutes break, thank you. I am not that Denmarkish, not yet anyway. In HK youd pay a lot for a high quality escort
Anal?
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Old 03-25-2019, 02:03 PM   #1211
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No collusion. lol these are conspiritard activists, not journalists.
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Old 03-25-2019, 02:13 PM   #1212
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Re: **Generic BBV LC/NC Thread For March 1-31 2019 Codename "Fluffyland" NSFW**

Sheep is having some vodka to make this Morphday a little bit better.

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My sister & mom don't know how to deal with taxes apparently.
Both their wages are going to the tax man for the next 2 months. (literally every single penny)
I have been with my family for about 6 months now and I'm spending more money p/m than my 2k/month cocaine habit, Hookers & gambling.


What the **** is going on
I feel like I'm getting milked.
Like my mom & sister are betting 15% pot on all streets


Also do not trust google maps ever.
I was driving my sister & her kid to the airport today (45 min by the usual path)
She wanted to follow the Google maps GPS and go through a toll road.
Paid 7 euros and got there for 1 hour and 25 min.
Wtf is this bull****.

I'm happy thought, +50% on a ****coin for 3 months.
Cashed out $500 yesterday, bought it at 0.10, now is at 0.15.
Waiting for it to go back to $8 so I can be calm forever.
Sounds like Mr. MoC's mom and sister just got a ride in Mr. H0rus's tax taxi!
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Old 03-25-2019, 02:28 PM   #1213
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I respect this play Mr. Sheep.
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Old 03-25-2019, 04:46 PM   #1214
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I'll need more then vodka to get through this awful Tuesday
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Old 03-25-2019, 04:55 PM   #1215
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Re: **Generic BBV LC/NC Thread For March 1-31 2019 Codename "Fluffyland" NSFW**

Also can some kind mod please lock the Fella Gaga Thread. It's just OP bumping his aidsy thread to keep it on the front page.
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Old 03-25-2019, 04:59 PM   #1216
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^ +1
please mods
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Old 03-25-2019, 05:14 PM   #1217
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Also can some kind mod please lock the Fella Gaga Thread. It's just OP bumping his aidsy thread to keep it on the front page.
+2

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Old 03-25-2019, 06:27 PM   #1218
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I'm taking bribes.
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Old 03-25-2019, 06:31 PM   #1219
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I see a bribe was already offered...
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:25 PM   #1220
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His powers of observation were astounding
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:28 PM   #1221
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Still driving to work though because Monday, amirite?
i walk to the train, but yes ****ing monday. I had a 10am meeting with the CFO that got pushed forward too, that was fun.

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no
that ugly huh?

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I was in Manila over the weekend, mainly for live pokers. That was like 130US for 2h (read: two shots). There would be cheaper options. Yes I can do twice with a few minutes break, thank you. I am not that Denmarkish, not yet anyway. In HK youd pay a lot for a high quality escort
man, i need to go to manilla. I gotta squeeze two shots in 1 hour on this side of the pond

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Anal?
they never give me the butt
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:29 PM   #1222
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It's a difficult proposition to just go into the butt with no prep, and the time it takes to prep can greatly eat into your fun-time.
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:36 PM   #1223
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I see a bribe was already offered...
Five.

Hundred.

Nickels.
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:49 PM   #1224
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It's a difficult proposition to just go into the butt with no prep, and the time it takes to prep can greatly eat into your fun-time.
yea, im not too upset about it. Plus i am longer than average so it scares the ones that dont usually do that.

Plus it can get messy

plus vaginas are pretty fun anyways
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:58 PM   #1225
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The butt is only acceptable for relationships imo
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