My sister & mom don't know how to deal with taxes apparently.
Both their wages are going to the tax man for the next 2 months. (literally every single penny)
I have been with my family for about 6 months now and I'm spending more money p/m than my £2k/month cocaine habit, Hookers & gambling.


What the **** is going on
I feel like I'm getting milked.
Like my mom & sister are betting 15% pot on all streets


Also do not trust google maps ever.
I was driving my sister & her kid to the airport today (45 min by the usual path)
She wanted to follow the Google maps GPS and go through a toll road.
Paid 7 euros and got there for 1 hour and 25 min.
Wtf is this bull****.

I'm happy thought, +50% on a ****coin for 3 months.
Cashed out $500 yesterday, bought it at 0.10, now is at 0.15.
Waiting for it to go back to $8 so I can be calm forever.

how much does this cost in your land? Also, can you hit it twice in one session? I mean is that an option, not are you able to do so.

holy hell i am hangingovering like a mf, may still fail a breathalizer, coffee will not fix this.

**** your face monday

erm, pics of sis

Still driving to work though because Monday, amirite?

no

I was in Manila over the weekend, mainly for live pokers. That was like 130US for 2h (read: two shots). There would be cheaper options. Yes I can do twice with a few minutes break, thank you. I am not that Denmarkish, not yet anyway. In HK youd pay a lot for a high quality escort

I worked literally the entire break so that I could buy mom a great birthday present.

Her birthday is in Feb so it's good that you are saving early!

Anal?

No collusion. lol these are conspiritard activists, not journalists.

Sheep is having some vodka to make this Morphday a little bit better.

Sounds like Mr. MoC's mom and sister just got a ride in Mr. H0rus's tax taxi!

I respect this play Mr. Sheep.

I'll need more then vodka to get through this awful Tuesday

Also can some kind mod please lock the Fella Gaga Thread. It's just OP bumping his aidsy thread to keep it on the front page.

^ +1
please mods

+2

500 Nickels on the line!

I'm taking bribes.

I see a bribe was already offered...

His powers of observation were astounding

i walk to the train, but yes ****ing monday. I had a 10am meeting with the CFO that got pushed forward too, that was fun.

that ugly huh?

man, i need to go to manilla. I gotta squeeze two shots in 1 hour on this side of the pond

they never give me the butt

It's a difficult proposition to just go into the butt with no prep, and the time it takes to prep can greatly eat into your fun-time.

Five.

Hundred.

Nickels.

yea, im not too upset about it. Plus i am longer than average so it scares the ones that dont usually do that.

Plus it can get messy

plus vaginas are pretty fun anyways

The butt is only acceptable for relationships imo