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Old 03-24-2019, 10:29 AM   #1176
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You Alkis, as the old Morphs would say. Not drunk yet, had to play live pokers and perform above average with this smokin bigtitted filipina escort first. Ah, she was hawt. You guys rather watch guys having their balls tickled by plastic saddles
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Old 03-24-2019, 10:47 AM   #1177
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Hamburg Eimsbutteler BC - Buchholz, over 2,5 goals.

Starts in 30 mins. Place your bets now before they lower the odds.

You can thank Sammy now or later.
Thank Sammy.
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Old 03-24-2019, 10:48 AM   #1178
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VfL Oldenburg - Jeddeloh, over 2,5 goals, starts in 61 mins
Thanks Sammy.
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Old 03-24-2019, 10:48 AM   #1179
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Thanks Morph.
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Old 03-24-2019, 10:59 AM   #1180
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That's very kind of you Fiddle. Sammy likes you, you seem to be a nice person
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Old 03-24-2019, 11:04 AM   #1181
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Sheep is not allowed to bet on sports in Poland (thanks Duda), but Sheep wants to thank The Sammy anyway, just for being here and blessing BBV with his wit and wisdom.
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Old 03-24-2019, 11:16 AM   #1182
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The Sheep speaks the truth

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Old 03-24-2019, 11:23 AM   #1183
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Doesn't Poland have a policy where they pay you to make babies? Or is that some other country. If it is, get ****ing. On sheep day of all days.
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Old 03-24-2019, 11:27 AM   #1184
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Dubai had that policy, if I remember correct.
They also paid you to have marriage or w/e
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Old 03-24-2019, 12:36 PM   #1185
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Doesn't Poland have a policy where they pay you to make babies? Or is that some other country. If it is, get ****ing. On sheep day of all days.
Australia used to have a baby bonus.

I think it was 10k or something?

Poor people used to pop out a baby so they could buy a new TV.
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Old 03-24-2019, 12:43 PM   #1186
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Here you also get tax discounts if you produce babies
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Old 03-24-2019, 12:51 PM   #1187
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Pics of big-titted Filipina escort, pretty prease.
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Old 03-24-2019, 01:13 PM   #1188
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Man, I miss asian escorts back in the UK.
Can't wait to go back there in September.
Just ratchet Colombian/Romanian girls here in Spain is what I find :/
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Old 03-24-2019, 01:38 PM   #1189
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Tons of romanians in germany back in the day esp in FKKs. And still now basically as far as I know. A lot of variance but sometimes you could find a diamond in the rough
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Old 03-24-2019, 01:59 PM   #1190
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Happy Sheepday to all of BBV!

Today is the 103rd consecutive Sheepday, a day where we recognize the lack of sports betting allowed in Poland and how that means the bookies get to keep all of their dollars. Coincidentally also the day where we recognize Mr. Sheep for his fabulous and timeless contributions to BBV! Thank you, Mr. Sheep, and notice that Sammy has replicated an age-old AlwaysFolding tradition of listing.

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Old 03-24-2019, 02:07 PM   #1191
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We Sheep
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Old 03-24-2019, 02:07 PM   #1192
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Da most
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Old 03-24-2019, 02:09 PM   #1193
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How's Spring Break son?
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Old 03-24-2019, 02:32 PM   #1194
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Old 03-24-2019, 02:57 PM   #1195
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Happy Sheepday to all of BBV!

Today is the 103rd consecutive Sheepday, a day where we recognize the lack of sports betting allowed in Poland and how that means the bookies get to keep all of their dollars. Coincidentally also the day where we recognize Mr. Sheep for his fabulous and timeless contributions to BBV! Thank you, Mr. Sheep, and notice that Sammy has replicated an age-old AlwaysFolding tradition of listing.

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Old 03-24-2019, 03:29 PM   #1196
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she looks like she gives an unenthusiastic blow jibber

I hope my opinion was wrong
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Old 03-24-2019, 07:09 PM   #1197
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Actually she performed above average, used a lot of spit also to lubricate it. Had a tiny pussy too
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Old 03-24-2019, 08:31 PM   #1198
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Making F proud.

https://www.boomplayer.com/30396491_D238D0989C
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Old 03-24-2019, 09:07 PM   #1199
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Flea on bass. Not that there's anything wrong with Eric Avery.

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Old 03-24-2019, 11:56 PM   #1200
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Tight is right.

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