Just call us Nazis problem solved

Ordnung muß sein

• The weather is really weird and scary!
• Cheap shots here taste like mouthwash!
• Babies are left alone in cars and carriages
• People hang out at the cemetery in their free time, just for the fun of it!
• All (a lot) of the doors open IN – opposite to Canada!
• Absolutely nothing about Copenhagen is strange. That’s strange
• Everyone in Copenhagen is so good looking
• There’s no “baker – culture” here (?)
• Danes drink mouthwash
• Few people kiss at parties – few people dance
• So many bicycles, but so much glass on the streets…
• Metros without drivers
• Boxes in the supermarket when you pay your stuff – where you can throw cans in (?)
• The Danes only eat bloody hot dogs all the time! (?)
• Christiania
• Cyclists bump into you every time you turn a corner!
• Danes ride their bikes so fast without getting into accidents. How?
• Too many bicycles around
• Danish sounds really weird
• Employees at the Danish Immigration Service actually treat you like a human being! (?)
• People ride Christiania bikes all over the city. They seem to be quite inconvenient
• So many Danes ride bicycles, but don’t wear helmets
• No one ever crosses the red traffic lights, even when no cars or bicycles are coming!
• Serious issues with the tap water
• It’s illegal to have someone on the back of your bicycle
• All Danish girls wear black, only black
• The bike rules are so hard to learn for foreigners!
• The Danish transport ticket machines
• People are so quiet in the public transportation systems
• You have special roads for bicycles!
• People are not very particular about locking their bikes
• Danes and their way of driving! How do you not kill each other in the public traffic?
• Why don’t you have cottage cheese?
• The strange little green person on the exit signs
• It’s so cold and Danes wear so little clothes
• Danes dislike people from Greenland and Germany
• Danes have better beer than Germans!
• Traffic jams with bikes instead of cars!
• People sing very loudly on their bicycles and ring their bells constantly!
• How can you like the rain? Is that the reason why the buildings are so fancy?
• Leaving babies outside of shops in the cold
• Square pillows – why do you need so much extra height? People’s heads aren’t that tall!
• Overwhelming hospitality
• Breaking and making cultural stereotypes at will – this leads to contrast, surprise, and confusion
• Spending time on many meetings and talking about many things at work and at study places without reaching an immediate conclusion
• Monarchy
• Blossoming flowers in my neighbour’s garden
• The combination of social welfare state and personal freedoms
• EU membership without using euro
• klippekort (ten-trip transportation card)
• Bananas taste unripe
• People on the street play beautiful music
• They forgot to put the top piece of bread on their sandwiches – what’s up with that?
• BlotKis is not concerned
• Every restaurant sells pizza, regardless of ethnicity, e.g. Indian take away and pizza
• No turkey meat, hardly any chicken
• The word for carrot – gulerødder
• Yoghurt in milk cartons
• All the bikes! Everybody cycles, instead of driving a car
• No one wears bike helmets
• How the bike is still the number one transportation, whenever it rains, snows, or is windy
• People don’t seem to get cold (like ever!). Who else bikes in the rain?
• When crossing the road, always waiting for the green man, even if the road is clear!
• Candles everywhere, even during daytime
• The time of sunset. It’s not weird, but it’s special
• Danes wear sports shoes with otherwise formal clothing
• People wearing bright coloured running shoes with otherwise fancy black outfit
• All people, well most of the people, wear black!
• No way to say please
• The word for carrot – gulerødder – is a bit odd. But also a bit fun
• The language sounds completely different from how it is spelled
• Not pronouncing letters
• The pronunciation of the Danish language (a like German, but with potatoes in your mouth)
• That you can spend the equivalent of AUD 23 (DKK 90, ed.) on wok in the box
• The coins
• Hearts on danish money
• That there are only good-looking and well-dressed people on the street
• Everyone is a babe

Wow look at that sexy ass list, though!

Are they going full chimney though?

I know I am!

You should never go full chimney

Hamburg Eimsbutteler BC - Buchholz, over 2,5 goals.

Starts in 30 mins. Place your bets now before they lower the odds.

You can thank Sammy now or later.

or never

Mr.mmmKay just earned himself a 7-day ban

Mr.mmmkay's 7-day ban has been liftet. Sammy's too happy to ban people today. Also, Sammy wants to laugh at Mr. Mr.mmmkay when Cyprus beats them later today. Lukaku's out for at least 12 months with a broken thigh bone.

Lukaku didn't break his leg, Sammy confused him with Ken Ilsø, Adelaide United FC's Danish superstar, that just got banned because of cocaine use. Actually he didn't break his leg either. Wtf? Who broke their leg?

not me

Happy Sunday to everyone!
Mom arriving today.
Going to makemyself look good & go have 149 shots at the local pub prior to her arrival

Morph is the oldest memer on the internet

VfL Oldenburg - Jeddeloh, over 2,5 goals, starts in 61 mins

Morph lives in Oldenburg

Sammy sees what you did there. Haha, Mr.Mr.mmKay made a funny

A very happy Sheepday, y'all!



RIP Mr. H0rus.

Pics of big-titted Filipina escort, pretty prease.

nice

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Carlsberg Master brew