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Old Today, 11:21 AM   #1051
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Re: **Generic BBV LC/NC Thread For March 1-31 2019 Codename "Fluffyland" NSFW**

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Old Today, 11:23 AM   #1052
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Yep all the RL stuff can easily get in the way of 2+2 and video games and important stuff like that, I know that.
Who is the redhead above? A bit skinny and small-breasted but I kinda like redheads, dunno. Id colorectal her for free
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Old Today, 01:13 PM   #1053
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Old Today, 02:15 PM   #1054
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Hai Sammy,

How's Kepler 452B today?
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Old Today, 02:43 PM   #1055
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Hai Sammy,

How's Kepler 452B today?
If I remember correctly Sammy banned you.

Has anyone seen Morph? I haven't seen him since the eighties. We had some great times Morph and I, too bad it had to end so soon.
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Old Today, 02:47 PM   #1056
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I'm where my real hair is.
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Old Today, 02:55 PM   #1057
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Old Today, 03:01 PM   #1058
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Old Today, 03:48 PM   #1059
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I used to have long hair like a Hippie actually.
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Old Today, 03:48 PM   #1060
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If I remember correctly Sammy banned you.

Has anyone seen Morph? I haven't seen him since the eighties. We had some great times Morph and I, too bad it had to end so soon.
Sammy unbanned me because he's such a swell guy.
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Old Today, 04:05 PM   #1061
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I used to have long hair like a Hippie actually.
Me as well, almost down to my ass. It tangled up in a knot one day (the hair, not my ass) so bad that I couldn't brush it out, even after an hour of trying, so I shaved it down to stubble.
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Old Today, 04:16 PM   #1062
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lol, I just found this from when I was mad they Modded Mr. Bump over me.

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Old Today, 04:23 PM   #1063
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Morph had hair like a young Franz Beckenbauer. Sammy unbanned Fiddle because he's such a swell guy. Suitedjustice didn't get his ass hair tangled up in a knot. Sammy has Franko's phone number and the adress for his new restaurant. **** you Kosovo, you got lucky. Olyphant. Sammy bought new shoes today to wear at friends wedding. Killing is the danish word for kitten.

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Old Today, 04:32 PM   #1064
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Old Today, 04:37 PM   #1065
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Morph had hair like a young Franz Beckenbauer. Sammy unbanned Fiddle because he's such a swell guy. Suitedjustice didn't get his ass hair tangled up in a knot. Sammy has Franko's phone number and the adress for his new restaurant. **** you Kosovo, you got lucky. Olyphant. Sammy bought new shoes today to wear at friends wedding. Killing is the danish word for kitten.

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Can you call Franko and ask him if he's still alive?
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Old Today, 04:40 PM   #1066
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Sammy,

If Sammy and I traded babies for the birth certificate but then swapped our babies back and raised our own kids; your kid would have American citizen/passport and mine would have Danish/EU passport and citizenship.

What does Sammy think?
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Old Today, 04:49 PM   #1067
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Sammy,

If Sammy and I traded babies for the birth certificate but then swapped our babies back and raised our own kids; your kid would have American citizen/passport and mine would have Danish/EU passport and citizenship.

What does Sammy think?
Sammy sees great match fixing potential in that. Not a bad idea. We should probably go for tennis, since your kid would suck at boxing. We'll talk again in ~5 months.
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Old Today, 04:52 PM   #1068
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Can you call Franko and ask him if he's still alive?
He's alive but very busy. Hot wife and Sammy have a double date with hot Frankowife and Frank in a few weeks.
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Old Today, 04:53 PM   #1069
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Old Today, 04:55 PM   #1070
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I didn't think Sammy would be into swinging, but it makes sense.
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Old Today, 04:58 PM   #1071
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I didn't think Sammy would be into swinging, but it makes sense.
Franko's giving Sammy free pork and alcohol, the least Sammy could do, was to give him his hot wife.
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