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Old Yesterday, 03:59 PM   #951
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Re: **Generic BBV LC/NC Thread For March 1-31 2019 Codename "Fluffyland" NSFW**

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Old Yesterday, 05:14 PM   #952
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You better check your privilege! Right now

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Today Samm watched Women's Spanish Basketball instead of cycling
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Re: **Generic BBV LC/NC Thread For March 1-31 2019 Codename "Fluffyland" NSFW**

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Poinks! I didnt watch it, but we had to read the book in high school. When I first came to Berlin we arrived at that train station and everything was new and fancy and we were like wtf? The whole area has become quite upscale/gentrified or w/e the name is
...and then you all waited on a secret underground trainstation for a train that went through an imaginary brick wall'


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Old Yesterday, 05:53 PM   #955
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Old Yesterday, 06:28 PM   #956
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Also, you posted that 2 mins after Sammy's post. The clip Sammy posted lasted almost* 4 mins.....you better show Sammy some damn respect and watch the whole clip before you fling your tongue boy
MK always finishes in 2 minutes.
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Old Yesterday, 06:29 PM   #957
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...and then you all waited on a secret underground trainstation for a train that went through an imaginary brick wall'


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Old Yesterday, 06:31 PM   #958
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Old Yesterday, 08:02 PM   #959
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Old Yesterday, 08:05 PM   #960
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FT now, sorry for spam, pray for me
Rip 5th place for 150ish AK<99 BvB vs 60% vpip idiot
how do 2x sillyheads of 50%+ vpip get to a final table?
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Old Yesterday, 11:03 PM   #961
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Hello, BBV, Rejoice.

It is the 102nd consecutive Sheepday. A day where we honor the fabulous titty Tuesdays provided by one Mr. Sheep, the day's namesake. A sheep so elegant he woos the brown eyed ewes into sharing the news...the news being their beautiful coats. Sheer that coat, Mr. Sheep! Sheer it! Anyway, happy Saint Patrick's day, a wonderful time to celebrate the best day of the week! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa

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Old Yesterday, 11:05 PM   #962
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This is half right as the narrative is aimed at convincing people which leads to power.

Enuff politarding, green beer is awesome imo.
i dont remember when i posted that, but that is something i say. Also, money is power

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Yeah I liked it. Fooled by Randomness is next
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FT now, sorry for spam, pray for me
Rip 5th place for 150ish AK<99 BvB vs 60% vpip idiot
how do 2x <removed> of 50%+ vpip get to a final table?
i just played a live donkament for 7.5 hours only to bust 22nd, oaying 16, bc some guy reallly wanted to call my 28bb shove with kq off and get there
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Old Yesterday, 11:18 PM   #963
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Live pokerments are the nutlow when you don't win
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Old Yesterday, 11:19 PM   #964
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I was supposed to degen hard last night but the girlfriend slipped on ice and jammed her arm into a car. I had two options: Go to the casino without her and risk it all, or put it in her butt.
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Old Yesterday, 11:25 PM   #965
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Doggy style ITT has been renamed sheepy style. Violations may be met with retaliatory infractions.
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Old Yesterday, 11:36 PM   #966
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I was supposed to degen hard last night but the girlfriend slipped on ice and jammed her arm into a car. I had two options: Go to the casino without her and risk it all, or put it in her butt.
Put it in her butt at the casino w/ a tip bucket in front of you!
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Old Today, 04:00 AM   #967
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i dont remember when i posted that, but that is something i say. Also, money is power



is right



i just played a live donkament for 7.5 hours only to bust 22nd, oaying 16, bc some guy reallly wanted to call my 28bb shove with kq off and get there
REEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee
Live donkaments are literally the worst
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Old Today, 04:22 AM   #968
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Sheepy Style is my wife’s favorite
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Old Today, 07:51 AM   #969
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Motivation.



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Old Today, 09:16 AM   #970
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**** you monday

bunch of butt ****ers itt
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Old Today, 09:35 AM   #971
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What's with all the cat ****ing memes on Twitter today? Not cool, man.
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Old Today, 10:54 AM   #972
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What's with all the cat ****ing memes on Twitter today? Not cool, man.
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Old Today, 10:57 AM   #973
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Destroyed by the same 50%+vpip guy from yesterday in a tourney today
His sun running is unreal
Felt like Luke Schwartz talking to myself after last hand

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**** donkaments LOL
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What's with all the cat ****ing memes on Twitter today? Not cool, man.


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Old Today, 12:43 PM   #975
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NHL playoffs are just around the corner. They revamped the playoff format a few years ago so only the div leaders + 2 wildcard teams get in. Some people are bitching of course. **** em. The top performers should compete against the best competition, not the bottom feeders like the old format.
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