(not looking at actual hand so can't account for rake, recalled from memory)
Scene 1
Effective Stack: $50
UTG (hero who goes by the handle Lagtard): Ad Ks raise $1.50
Folds to
Button (villain): calls $1.50
Fold SB and BB
Pot: $3.75
Flop: 6d Jc Jd
Hero: bet $2.50
Villain: Calls $2.50
Pot: $8.75
Turn: 2c
Hero: Check
Villain: Check
Pot: $8.75
River: 9d (6d Jc Jd 2c 9d)
Hero: Bet $6
Villain: tanks, uses up most of time bank then calls with JTss (3 of a kind JJJ) Villian scoops the pot $20.75 In chatbox: Hero: "Thought that would work with the A diamond blocker NH"
Villain: "That may work against fish but not against me. Nice try donk."
Scene 2
Effective Stack $50
HJ (hero): QQ (forget suits not relevant) bets: $1.50
Folds to same Villain in the SB: calls $1.50
Pot $3.50
Flop: 5 5 A
Villian : $1.75
Hero calls: $1.75
Pot: $7
Turn: K
Villain: checks/calls $4.50
Hero: $4.50
Pot $16
River: Q (5 5 A K Q)
Villain: checks
Hero: bets $24 (QQ)
Villain instacalls with AJ Pot: $64 goes to our hero Lagtard
Villain in chatbox: "you really are a Lagtard you just play Queens to the river with two overcards on the board"
Hero: "I'm surprised that overbet worked, it usually only works on FISH!!!!!"
She told me to tell you she just tested HIV positive.
Good thing I was at the end of the line and didn't even get the chance to stuff it in then. Although she does probably need to make about 47 calls right now.