thats prolly good

OK then, Kafka or Hesse?

Fav...

1) TV show - all time
2) TV show - currently
3) Movie - all time
4) Movie - recent
5) Porn Star
6) Sex position
7) Casino
8) BBV poster (other than me of course)
9) thread on BBV (other than mine of course)
10) Country in the world (other than USA#1)

Most embarrassing moment?
Do you think you are better looking than Sammy?
Ever had sex with two women within 24 hours?
Ever touched another man's penis?

1) Worst decision you have made?
2) How have you not been to Canada?
3) Why did you vote for Trump?
4) What law/regulation would you change? Only get to change one.
5) If I dropped you in a random city, how long before you could find some drugs?
6) How many US states have you been to and what are your top 5?
7) Rank top meats (chicken, beef etc)
8) Why did you come to 2+2
9) Weirdest fetish?
10) Favorite actor?

1 Favorite job?
2 Worst job?
3 Have you been fired?
4 Dream job (a realistic one)?
5 What is your spirit animal?
6 Other than 2+2 and email (if you check your email on your browser), what is the first website you check each morning?
7 Porn website of choice?
8 Beach, mountains or city for vacation?
9 Favorite wild animal?
10 Do you own a house or rent?

So many questions, so little time, I blame Obama



Fav...

1) TV show - all time
I'll go with the one from my forum name, too lazy too complicate things now



2) TV show - currently
I'm struggling hard enough to keep up with a few vlogs at youtube and watching sports ofc, so I don't really watch any show currently



3) Movie - all time
The Big Lebowski just crossed my mind



4) Movie - recent
I liked the Arrival seen recently in the air, not sure how recent that one is. I like stories with some weird twist



5) Porn Star
IDK, there are many I don't even know by name, Sierra Skye?



6) Sex position
From behind with the girl flat down



7) Casino
The Golden Nuggest in LV was nice, I've only been there once though, was winning lots and had edibles, so that prolly helped LOL





8) BBV poster (other than me of course)
All of them



9) thread on BBV (other than mine of course)
I was gonna say the toolbox one, but I think that wasn't even BBV. That one was fun too
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...ked-up-202532/


10) Country in the world (other than USA#1)
Some pacific island country yet to visit



Most embarrassing moment?
I don't know, once I met my mum while full on X. Embarrassing might not be right word, it wasn't fun though



Do you think you are better looking than Sammy?
That's setting the bar pretty low, prolly. Um, yes



Ever had sex with two women within 24 hours?
LOL two girls, my record stands at 7, all h00kers ofc. FKK clubs FTW Some guys on the interwebs claim 9 or 10. Germany is full of sex addicts



Ever touched another man's penis?
Not on purpose

I think we have different interests Kafka prolly better though, based on the word in the street

1) Worst decision you have made?
I don't know, once I basically stole a company van at a summer job to get some lunch and decided it would fit into a narrow supermarket parking deck. That wasn't the smartest of my moments



2) How have you not been to Canada?
I haven't not been



3) Why did you vote for Trump?
I was afraid of the reptile in Hillary



4) What law/regulation would you change? Only get to change one.
That depends on the country or territory I'm in. In HK I would prolly allow poker. In Germany I would do away my taxes.



5) If I dropped you in a random city, how long before you could find some drugs?
I would perform above average


6) How many US states have you been to and what are your top 5?
I've barely been to five. California, Nevada, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi. Not counting airports that's all.



7) Rank top meats (chicken, beef etc)
I eat a lot of chicken, I like pork that is well made the best though



8) Why did you come to 2+2
To haunt your souls



9) Weirdest fetish?
Dirndl


10) Favorite actor?
Obama

1 Favorite job?
Pron casting boss



2 Worst job?
Gay pron casting boss



3 Have you been fired?
Not in the classical sense, there have been jobs where they prolly wouldn't want to have me back though



4 Dream job (a realistic one)?
Big tit pron casting boss


5 What is your spirit animal?
Googling that has led to aids sites. I'll go with snake.



6 Other than 2+2 and email (if you check your email on your browser), what is the first website you check each morning?
Dictated by my e-mail (I use outlook and the android app), I don't usually check 2+2



7 Porn website of choice?
Xvid..., pronhu..



8 Beach, mountains or city for vacation?
Kinda fluent. Used to be beach, now more like city, could change to mountains when Im olds



9 Favorite wild animal?
Tiger?



10 Do you own a house or rent?
Subsidized rent lol

wow that's just sick man

1 - Best experience with a ladyboy
2 - Worst experience with a ladyboy
3 - When in HK do you ever prepare your own food?
4 - favorite street meat?
5 - Do you eat the beefs?
6 - Where do you want to live out your days on this earth?
7 - worst bbv poaster
8 - i will save this for later
9 - What country do you have citizenship with?

1 - Best experience with a ladyboy
Joy of Poker the well
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...fpoker-705330/



2 - Worst experience with a ladyboy
Fids EAD banament thread



3 - When in HK do you ever prepare your own food?
Yes, mainly bcos sometimes I'm just too lazy to step outside into the usual madness. Highest population density in the worldaments. I don't prepare any food that would mean a serious amount of work though



4 - favorite street meat?
Jamaican jerk chicken



5 - Do you eat the beefs?
Yes, some of the Asian beefaments are quite good, but usually I prefer pork or chicken



6 - Where do you want to live out your days on this earth?
No plan yet, as long as they keep on paying me more than I can ever spend I'll stay in the hamster wheel here for some time to come prolly, if they want to get rid of me, I'll prolly take the same kind of shot as suited (starting at higher limits). I'll have to find a place that does not tax me

to death there though, Malta looks promising. If I'll be rich enough I'll prolly buy a yacht or something and sail to wherever we fancy.



7 - worst bbv poaster

Majik when he posts his nanostakes hands



8 - i will save this for later


9 - What country do you have citizenship with?
Only my home country thus far. If I stay here a couple more years I can apply for permanent residentship. With that doc in hand from a tax haven I'll prolly officially count as a rich and will have offspring gone wrong like Sammy. Thanks Obama!

my mom says my grandfather has german in him so this will work

I can't ****ing believe I'm just seeing this now what the ****

1. Favorite non-BBV non-Obama 2p2 mod?
2. Best thread ever?
3. Favorite kind of schnitzel?
4. Big booties or big boobies?
666. Sheepday or Meerkaturday?

Sorry, been away with my gf for a couple days with little time to browse or poast





1. Favorite non-BBV non-Obama 2p2 mod?
Meh, I can barely name you 3 or 4 BBV mods. I think mods are like football referees, they are best when you don't notice them, but that's usually not how it is.
Dunno, who's mod at LoL, that's a good forum, my votes go there, who's mod at NVG, that's terrible, or Health and Fitness, only supernerds there.



2. Best thread ever?
I already named the toolbox thread and a BBV thread, I think it was the "got smacked up" one, somewhere above. The "I killed 7 in a 9man SNG" or something like that was also fun, prolly all the pics are not working anymore though, thanks mods!



3. Favorite kind of schnitzel?
Oh yes, I like many kinds, and go with the classical Vienna one, veal not pork, and with a good amount of meat, not razor thin like you get it in many restaurants in AUT/GER these days (to save on expensive veal meat). Some of the Japanese cutlet stuff is pretty good though too



4. Big booties or big boobies?
I like both (within reason), but go with big boobies, natural ones, not siliconized ones, I don't find that very atractive. I can prolly tell them apart within a few seconds, >85% correct looking at web photos, >90% looking at them live (uncovered), >>95% if I can touch them



666. Sheepday or Meerkaturday?[/QUOTE]
Meerkaturday if I have no work to do, because two days off FTW

where can we complete the real/fake boob grabbing test thing?

do you like your kartoffelsalat with viennese or you choose something else? Why would you choose anything else? Im now nervous.

What's viennese? If you mean vienna sausage, not a big fan of either. I like potatoes in many forms, particularly around here where they are kind of rare in meals, but the salad is not my favorite form, also prefer meat to sausages

now that we have established you as a boob man

whats your areola preference?

SMALL REGARDLESS OF BREAST SIZE

I don't usually put much attention on that. I probably will now that you mentioned it. Thanks Obama

While you're at it:



...left or right?

Far left: man-hands are what do it for me

AF is my dpometsic helper ITT I approve of all his contributuons to nankinfss