A stranger dies from too much Aaaaa and after a long dark tunnel arrives at a village and sees Obama and a well. He asks Obama if he isn't supposed to be alive? Nah, I was replaced by a reptile alien wanting to mate with Hillary. What is this well for he asks? Obama tells him that you can shout down there and will be answered your questions, except for Monday's ? Why not on Monday's. On Monday it's your day in the well. What day is it today? Monday. In here we are outside the spacetime continuum, so we arbitrarily set the the time to Monday 10am always. My job is to put wayward folks into wells every day. Thanks Obama!!

Anyways this is not how I had it in mind. At an early stage I thought I was kinda writing life story thus far, then I realized I was way too lazy for that. Also I prolly don't have the lyrical qualities of suited or the gambling degeneracy of tbh or the personality of AF.
Basically my whole life can be summarized by this song https://youtu.be/DLzxrzFCyOs

Nah, maybe someday, prolly when I am out of the hamster wheel, I could certainly tell a few nice stories, less nitty than suited, for most of my life just spent all the money I had mostly on BBV related activities, but maybe not less interesting. But for now this ****y well will have to do

If I was on the pc I could do some threadsavers now, but I am on mobile, within a 12h flight. They gave me some flynet coupon because my entertainment system does not work so I have some time for you degens also prolly a bit in the days ahead. I expect to get crushed for lack of threadsavers, maybe I'll add some later.

Ok, here are some semithreadsavers based on what is on my mobile randomly. Prolly not everyone will understand all of them.
Blame Obama, not me

First

Have you ever taken a girl home only to realise when she took off her pants that she had a penis?
What is your favourite sport?
What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
Tell me about your favourite country and why?
What country in your opinion has the hottest girls?
Have you have injured yourself whilst drinking?
What was the name of the first girl you ever kissed and where is she now? (if you know)
Name your top five favourite bands and the top 5 bands you have seen live
Is Sammy weak?
How many brothers and sisters do you have?
Do you eat out for most meals? What is the average cost of getting dinner?
Have you ever seen Phil Ivey at the casinos?

1. What does FWWM stand for?
2. Which Polish cities have you visited? Do you have a favorite?
3. Which Dutch cities have you visited? Do you have a favorite?
4. What's the highest mountain you've ever climbed?
5. When was the last time you pissed into Danish waters?
6. When do you plan on visiting Klitmøller?
7. What are your favorite trance acts/DJs?
8. How popular is Jackie Chan in Hong Kong?
9. If you would have to take a pet, which would you choose?
10. Are you grateful to Mr. Obama?

see above

Why do you like the word Prolly?

see above

Prolly bcos I'm lazy and it's shorter than probably, prolly

Didn't read yet but FRIST!

Is that 6,666 posts before of after the forum tax?

Favorite Bavarian?

i am too excite to read now and i just got rolled, will be back soon.

hai fwwm, how are you?

how often to you engage a professional for poison removal?
Which country has the best pros?
Cheapest/most expensive?
Do they like the white man where you are?
Are you dating this cambodian girl?
How hangingovering are you rn?
What tiem zone are you in to gauge response?

Germany or Japan?

Favorite sorting algorithm?

Favorite beer?

What happened to Ludwig II?

Goethe or Schiller?

Would you have preferred Jamaika over the current GroKo?

How do you like Söder?

Why does this look so familiar?

Would you let me know if you ever come across a Mt. Nakkisch?

I'll get back to you guys tomorrow, was too fuarked after the flight plus bad reception, I'm in countryside Bavaria 3rd world country concerning the interwebs. Now at a family gathering working on AaaaAaaaaA

We did a lot of crazy ****, unfortunately most of it is lost in a haze of X, blow, herb, alc and else. Things I can think of, in no particular order, not sure whether they classify as crazy, stupid or mistakes, I guess the line is fluent
We often did these Berlin trips where we arrived like Thursday evenings (6h trip with car or van) and then didn't sleep until sometime on Sundays and usually took at least a day before we collected everyone and went home. Highlights I can think of:I did at least two girls on/at the remnants of the Berlin wall.Once I took the wrong combination of **** and started preaching on the street and somehow managed to attract a considerable audience.
We often did these trips just spontaneously drove 4h+ to some event and then just completely lost it. Oh once we crossed the Slovenian-italian border in a car with everyone full of X. Prolly the only reason they let us pass is because they were too lazy for all other options. That would never happen at a German border. Once they searched us for over an hour when we were completely sober, simply because we were looking like people look after camping for several days.
Once I did a redhead and her sister at the same party. That's more in the mistake/heavy alcohol category though

So, as I said before I could name a lot of acts in the electronic sector but I'll restrict myself to rock/pop here. Most of my knowledge here comes from ages 16-18 when I was still living at my parents and sometimes hanging out with metal/punk supporters out of lack of options/boredom.
I saw Ramones live long ago, they were fun, although already old at that time. A band called Fear Factory. Robbie Williams
Bands I like. Ministry. Well, basically that one album, Psalm69. I think everything before and after was lost in too much H with them.
Early Slayer. Random noise bands like early Napalm Death, Anal ****.
Twice ☺
Prolly forgetting a lot of stuff that I like here

I'll appoint you as my tax rep to the German IRS. Don't get me started, thanks Merkel

Franz Beckenbauer, Gerhard Polt, Hans Söllner

Hai. Im okish

]how often to you engage a professional for poison removal?
Im trying to quit lol. Well, not really. Options in HK are pretty crap though. There is a place that I like in Macau but it's also overpriced. In Germany I did way too many, prolly have done several hundred already, most just once, some many times. In Germany you can do it like a sport, go to an FKK club and see how many times you can do in a day. Lots of people are addicted to that, many prolly much worse than me. For a while I had the habit of bringing an innocuous looking bottle of milk to these clubs, but it contained 'herbal' milk. That was a fun combo of heavy f***ing and heavy AaaaaAaaa. Unfortunately once I did that I got some itchy infection on my D that took like forever to go away.

Which country has the best pros?
I prolly lack the sample size for some countries but Russians are usually pretty good IME

Cheapest/most expensive?
Around HK/Macau it's pretty clear cut, they have totally racist charging schemes, the most expensive are Japanese and Koreans, the cheapest are Mainland Chinese , Vietnamese and Thais.
In Germany they have quite socialist price schemes, but there are a lot of Romanians, they drive down the prices.

Do they like the white man where you are?
Regular girls, some, well quite a few prolly. If you're talking about pros, no. They just want to have some Chinese with a small D that comes in 3mins and can do only once.

Are you dating this cambodian girl?
Yes

How hangingovering are you rn?
Not terribly much , since I can write this

What tiem zone are you in to gauge response?
Bavarian Kingdom time

It depends. Japan is a surprisingly fun place though

Favorite sorting algorithm?
Anything that lets me watch pron on the side

Favorite beer?
Augustiner, Kirin Ichiban

What happened to Ludwig II?
He was murdered by Prussian socialists

Goethe or Schiller?


Would you have preferred Jamaika over the current GroKo?
Obamaids or Ebolaids? Well if I have to choose, prolly yes

How do you like Söder?
I don't know him much, he's prolly an idiot like most politicians. He's from the northern Bavarian colonies, so he's troubled anyways

Why does this look so familiar?
Yeah that's the same place where you took the pic but after dark


Would you let me know if you ever come across a Mt. Nakkisch?
It appears they only speak Bavarian in Thailand, smart choice