3 consecutive hands. i couldn't stop laughing

PokerStars Game #11765742137: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/08/29 - 22:01:32 (ET)
Table 'Huberta II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: am****er ($1790.10 in chips)
Seat 2: DerekJC9954 ($1117 in chips)
Seat 3: DCal Zone ($1030 in chips)
Seat 5: ashleigh009 ($152 in chips)
Seat 6: M.O.P. ($1245 in chips)
ashleigh009: posts small blind $5
M.O.P.: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DerekJC9954 [Js Ac]
am****er: raises $20 to $30
DerekJC9954: calls $30
DCal Zone: folds
ashleigh009: raises $122 to $152 and is all-in
M.O.P.: folds
am****er: folds
DerekJC9954: calls $122
*** FLOP *** [2c Qd As]
*** TURN *** [2c Qd As] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [2c Qd As Kc] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ashleigh009: shows [5h 5s] (a pair of Fives)
DerekJC9954: shows [Js Ac] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
DerekJC9954 collected $342 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $344 | Rake $2
Board [2c Qd As Kc Jh]
Seat 1: am****er folded before Flop
Seat 2: DerekJC9954 showed [Js Ac] and won ($342) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 3: DCal Zone (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ashleigh009 (small blind) showed [5h 5s] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 6: M.O.P. (big blind) folded before Flop



PokerStars Game #11765757712: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/08/29 - 22:02:25 (ET)
Table 'Huberta II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: am****er ($1760.10 in chips)
Seat 2: DerekJC9954 ($1307 in chips)
Seat 3: DCal Zone ($1030 in chips)
Seat 5: ashleigh009 ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: M.O.P. ($1235 in chips)
M.O.P.: posts small blind $5
am****er: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DerekJC9954 [Kc As]
DerekJC9954: raises $20 to $30
DCal Zone: folds
ashleigh009: raises $170 to $200 and is all-in
M.O.P.: folds
am****er: folds
DerekJC9954: calls $170
*** FLOP *** [Jd Ad 3d]
*** TURN *** [Jd Ad 3d] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Ad 3d Qc] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DerekJC9954: shows [Kc As] (a pair of Aces)
ashleigh009: mucks hand
DerekJC9954 collected $413 from pot
DerekJC9954 said, "WEEE this is awsome"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $415 | Rake $2
Board [Jd Ad 3d Qc 7h]
Seat 1: am****er (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: DerekJC9954 showed [Kc As] and won ($413) with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: DCal Zone folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ashleigh009 (button) mucked [8s 8d]
Seat 6: M.O.P. (small blind) folded before Flop



PokerStars Game #11765767551: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/08/29 - 22:02:59 (ET)
Table 'Huberta II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: am****er ($1750.10 in chips)
Seat 2: DerekJC9954 ($1520 in chips)
Seat 3: DCal Zone ($1030 in chips)
Seat 5: ashleigh009 ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: M.O.P. ($1230 in chips)
am****er: posts small blind $5
DerekJC9954: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DerekJC9954 [9d 9c]
DCal Zone: folds
ashleigh009: raises $20 to $30
M.O.P.: folds
am****er: folds
DerekJC9954: raises $180 to $210
ashleigh009: calls $170 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [5h 7s 7c]
*** TURN *** [5h 7s 7c] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [5h 7s 7c Ac] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DerekJC9954: shows [9d 9c] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
ashleigh009: mucks hand
DerekJC9954 collected $403 from pot
DerekJC9954 said, "hahahahhaha"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $405 | Rake $2
Board [5h 7s 7c Ac Ah]
Seat 1: am****er (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: DerekJC9954 (big blind) showed [9d 9c] and won ($403) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 3: DCal Zone folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ashleigh009 mucked [6c 6h]
Seat 6: M.O.P. (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[] CHOO CHOO

[x] The little engine that couldn't.

way to beat up the shortstackers, glad finally someone did maybe theyll leave now. Ive heard from friends that this is a good shortstacker tho usually

die ratholers

[ ] thread delivers
[x] OP is stoked on winning $$$

[ ] OP won a buy-in

POKERSTARS GAME #11765816689: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/08/29 - 22:05:50 (ET)
Table 'Lucia II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: hhotlady ($116 in chips)
Seat 3: GogUMagog ($1276.20 in chips)
Seat 4: tcob247 ($677.10 in chips)
bigphil12 will be allowed to play after the button
IMSAKIDD will be allowed to play after the button
hhotlady: posts small blind $3
GogUMagog: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to GogUMagog [6c 6d]
tcob247: folds
hhotlady: calls $3
GogUMagog: raises $15 to $21
hhotlady: raises $95 to $116 and is all-in
GogUMagog: calls $95
*** FLOP *** [Kh 4c Th]
*** TURN *** [Kh 4c Th] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 4c Th 3c] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hhotlady: shows [3s 3d] (three of a kind, Threes)
GogUMagog: mucks hand
hhotlady collected $231 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $232 | Rake $1
Board [Kh 4c Th 3c 5c]
Seat 2: hhotlady (small blind) showed [3s 3d] and won ($231) with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 3: GogUMagog (big blind) mucked [6c 6d]
Seat 4: tcob247 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #11765997407: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/08/29 - 22:16:04 (ET)
Table 'Lucia II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: pepethupth ($641.95 in chips)
Seat 2: hhotlady ($191.70 in chips)
Seat 3: GogUMagog ($1202.20 in chips)
Seat 4: tcob247 ($627.25 in chips)
Seat 5: sputnik3000 ($603 in chips)
Seat 6: bigphil12 ($255.30 in chips)
sputnik3000: posts small blind $3
bigphil12: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to GogUMagog [Ts Ah]
pepethupth: folds
pepethupth is sitting out
hhotlady: calls $6
GogUMagog: raises $18 to $24
tcob247: folds
sputnik3000: folds
bigphil12: folds
hhotlady: raises $167.70 to $191.70 and is all-in
GogUMagog: calls $167.70
*** FLOP *** [Ks 9c Td]
*** TURN *** [Ks 9c Td] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 9c Td 8c] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hhotlady: shows [Kh As] (a pair of Kings)
GogUMagog: mucks hand
hhotlady collected $389.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $392.40 | Rake $3
Board [Ks 9c Td 8c 4d]
Seat 1: pepethupth folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: hhotlady showed [Kh As] and won ($389.40) with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: GogUMagog mucked [Ts Ah]
Seat 4: tcob247 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: sputnik3000 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: bigphil12 (big blind) folded before Flop

POKERSTARS GAME #11765713030: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/08/29 - 21:59:52 (ET)
Table 'Sophrosyne' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: berggren ($702 in chips)
Seat 3: TerryMoChen ($294 in chips)
Seat 4: houstonl ($1241.15 in chips)
Seat 5: GogUMagog ($597 in chips)
Seat 6: KidNeil ($661.20 in chips)
KidNeil: posts small blind $3
berggren: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to GogUMagog [Td Ts]
TerryMoChen: calls $6
houstonl: folds
GogUMagog: raises $18 to $24
KidNeil: folds
berggren: calls $18
TerryMoChen: raises $270 to $294 and is all-in
GogUMagog: calls $270
berggren: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qs 4s Qh]
*** TURN *** [Qs 4s Qh] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 4s Qh Ac] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TerryMoChen: shows [4h 4d] (a full house, Fours full of Queens)
GogUMagog: mucks hand
TerryMoChen collected $613 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $615 | Rake $2
Board [Qs 4s Qh Ac 7h]
Seat 2: berggren (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: TerryMoChen showed [4h 4d] and won ($613) with a full house, Fours full of Queens
Seat 4: houstonl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: GogUMagog (button) mucked [Td Ts]
Seat 6: KidNeil (small blind) folded before Flop

I also had a fun time with POS ratholing short stacking [censored] last night. Like always.

shorstacking =/= ratholing

The term ratholing has become synonymous with shortstacking online. I mean ratholing online is impossible unless you're playing on some small crappy site.

They would have ratholed if they had won the hand.

You can't rathole on stars. And fix your stupid avatar.

Ratholing is basically hitNrunning and then jumping back on the table right?

Ever played with a live ratholer?

I played with guy who was ratholing at a LIMIT game at the trop in AC. He would win a few pots then pretend he had to go catch a bus, sit back down at our SH table after a few minutes with a minbuy. It made no sense, but it was still fun stacking him again and again. The last time I did it for all his winnings I called out "Better hurry or you'll miss your bus!" as he stormed away.

Die shortstakers etc.
--GA

God shortstackers are so [censored] bad at poker.

they always beat me...

shortstacker has a nice ring to it. ratholer is a more fitting name for these clowns

man you are all a bunch of whiny bitches

a shortstacker is someone who just buys in for min or at least a shorter stack. i don't have a problem w/ that if he wants to try to run it up...fish do this all the time.

i have a problem w/ the insta-leaving after winning a pot and rejoining the table w/ another short stack ASAP.

i agree completely.

kerpowski is someone who does this very well at high stakes.

I wait for my BB before leaving!

And we should call all shortstackers/ratholers "conductors" ldo.

qft