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HAND #1
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Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $94.80
BB: $341.15
Hero (UTG): $101
MP: $123.80
CO: $63.75
BTN: $213.95

Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $3.50, 4 folds, BB raises to $11, Hero calls $7.50

Flop: ($22.50) 9 3 J (2 Players)
BB bets $18, Hero raises to $90 and is All-In, BB calls $72

Turn: ($202.50) 5 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($202.50) K (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $202.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB showed K K (three of a kind, Kings) and WON $199.50 (+$98.50 NET)
Hero showed A A (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$101 NET)




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HAND #2
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Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $94.30
MP: $441.30
Hero (CO): $98.50
BTN: $125.30
SB: $64.25
BB: $210.95

Pre-Flop: Q 9 Q 9 dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, BTN calls $3.50, SB folds, BB calls $2.50

Flop: ($11) 4 T 7 (3 Players)
BB bets $11, Hero calls $11, BTN folds

Turn: ($33) 9 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $21, BB calls $21

River: ($75) K (2 Players)
BB bets $175.45 and is All-In, Hero calls $63 and is All-In

Results: $201 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked Q 9 Q 9 (a flush, King high) and LOST (-$98.50 NET)
BB showed A T (a flush, Ace high) and WON $198 (+$99.50 NET)




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HAND #3
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Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $100
UTG: $95.40
MP: $224.40
CO: $153.25
BTN: $100
Hero (SB): $114.10

Pre-Flop: K K K K dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG folds, MP calls $1, CO folds, BTN raises to $5, Hero raises to $16, 2 folds, BTN calls $11

Flop: ($34) 6 9 7 (2 Players)
Hero bets $25, BTN calls $25

Turn: ($84) 8 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($84) 2 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $59 and is All-In, Hero calls $59

Results: $202 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed A J (a flush, Ace high) and WON $199 (+$99 NET)
Hero mucked K K K K (a flush, King high) and LOST (-$100 NET)




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HAND #4
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Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $110.95
Hero (BB): $162.60
UTG: $99.50
MP: $81.65
CO: $82.20
BTN: $100.35

Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (BB)
3 folds, BTN raises to $3.50, SB folds, Hero raises to $14, BTN calls $10.50

Flop: ($28.50) 9 K 6 (2 Players)
Hero bets $24, BTN raises to $86.35 and is All-In, Hero calls $62.35

Turn: ($201.20) J (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($201.20) 7 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $201.20 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A A (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$100.35 NET)
BTN showed K J (two pair, Kings and Jacks) and WON $198.20 (+$97.85 NET)




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HAND #5
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Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 3 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $175
Hero (SB): $108.40
BB: $311.25

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (SB)
BTN raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $12, BB folds, BTN raises to $37, Hero calls $25

Flop: ($75) J J 5 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $75, Hero calls $71.40 and is All-In

Turn: ($217.80) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($217.80) 7 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $217.80 Pot ($1 Rake)
BTN showed A A (two pair, Aces and Jacks) and WON $216.80 (+$108.40 NET)
Hero showed K K and LOST (-$108.40 NET)




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HAND #6
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Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $91
Hero (MP): $98.50
CO: $149.40
BTN: $139.50
SB: $210.75
BB: $123.85

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $3.50, CO folds, BTN calls $3.50, BB calls $2.50

Flop: ($11) T 8 5 (3 Players)
BB bets $11, Hero raises to $44, BTN folds, BB raises to $120.35 and is All-In, Hero calls $51 and is All-In

Turn: ($201) 3 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($201) J (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $201 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed K K (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$98.50 NET)
BB showed T J (two pair, Jacks and Tens) and WON $198 (+$99.50 NET)




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HAND #7
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Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $107
BB: $131.50
Hero (UTG): $193.50
MP: $136.30
CO: $232.85
BTN: $149.90

Pre-Flop: J K dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $3.50, MP folds, CO calls $3.50, 3 folds

Flop: ($8.50) K J 6 (2 Players)
Hero bets $7, CO raises to $24, Hero raises to $80, CO raises to $229.35 and is All-In, Hero calls $110 and is All-In

Turn: ($388.50) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($388.50) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $388.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed J K (two pair, Kings and Jacks) and LOST (-$193.50 NET)
CO showed 6 6 (three of a kind, Sixes) and WON $385.50 (+$192 NET)




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HAND #8
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Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP: $102.50
CO: $130
Hero (BTN): $104
SB: $135.30
BB: $424.85
UTG: $151.40

Pre-Flop: 6 8 dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG calls $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, SB calls $4, BB folds, UTG calls $3.50

Flop: ($14.50) 7 2 9 (3 Players)
SB bets $8, UTG calls $8, Hero raises to $46.50, SB folds, UTG calls $38.50

Turn: ($115.50) T (2 Players)
UTG bets $100.40 and is All-In, Hero calls $53 and is All-In

River: ($221.50) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $221.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 6 8 (a flush, Nine high) and LOST (-$104 NET)
UTG showed 5 A (a flush, Ace high) and WON $218.50 (+$114.50 NET)




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HAND #9
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Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $99
BB: $121.50
Hero (UTG): $106.95
MP: $77.65
CO: $335.80
BTN: $143

Pre-Flop: K A dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $3.50, MP raises to $9, 4 folds, Hero raises to $106.95 and is All-In, MP calls $68.65 and is All-In

Flop: ($156.80) 8 4 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($156.80) 9 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($156.80) Q (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $156.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed K A (Ace King high) and LOST (-$77.65 NET)
MP showed Q A (a pair of Queens) and WON $153.80 (+$76.15 NET)




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HAND #10
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Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $146.55
MP: $21.80
CO: $56.85
Hero (BTN): $98
SB: $82.80
BB: $45

Pre-Flop: Q J dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, SB calls $3, BB calls $2.50

Flop: ($10.50) Q 6 8 (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $8, SB folds, BB raises to $41.50 and is All-In, Hero calls $33.50

Turn: ($93.50) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($93.50) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $93.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed Q J (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$45 NET)
BB showed T 5 (a flush, Ten high) and WON $90.50 (+$45.50 NET)




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HAND #11
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Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $19.90
UTG: $36.90
MP: $211.10
CO: $28.50
BTN: $114.10
Hero (SB): $114.65

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG folds, MP raises to $3.50, CO calls $3.50, BTN folds, Hero raises to $15, BB folds, MP calls $11.50, CO raises to $28.50 and is All-In, Hero calls $13.50, MP raises to $50, Hero raises to $114.65 and is All-In, MP calls $64.65

Flop: ($258.80) J Q 6 (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($258.80) 3 (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($258.80) 6 (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $258.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP showed A A (two pair, Aces and Sixes) and WON $255.80 (+$141.15 NET)
CO showed K A (a pair of Sixes) and LOST (-$28.50 NET)
Hero showed K K (two pair, Kings and Sixes) and LOST (-$114.65 NET)




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HAND #12
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Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $98.50
UTG: $159.20
MP: $158.75
CO: $79.60
BTN: $126.70
Hero (SB): $164.10

Pre-Flop: A A A A dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG raises to $2, MP folds, CO calls $2, BTN folds, Hero raises to $10, BB folds, UTG calls $8, CO folds

Flop: ($23) 8 3 5 (2 Players)
Hero bets $18, UTG calls $18

Turn: ($59) 7 (2 Players)
Hero bets $40, UTG calls $40

River: ($139) 4 (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $26, Hero calls $26

Results: $191 Pot ($3 Rake)
UTG showed 9 K (a flush, King high) and WON $188 (+$94 NET)
Hero mucked A A A A (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$94 NET)




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HAND #13
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Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP: $123.20
Hero (CO): $181.35
BTN: $35.25
SB: $97.50
BB: $143.20
UTG: $246.05

Pre-Flop: 9 7 dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG raises to $3.50, MP folds, Hero calls $3.50, BTN calls $3.50, SB folds, BB calls $2.50

Flop: ($14.50) 8 6 9 (4 Players)
BB checks, UTG bets $11, Hero raises to $40, 2 folds, UTG raises to $134.50, Hero raises to $177.85 and is All-In, UTG calls $43.35

Turn: ($370.20) J (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($370.20) 8 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $370.20 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 9 7 (two pair, Nines and Eights) and LOST (-$181.35 NET)
UTG showed 8 7 (three of a kind, Eights) and WON $367.20 (+$185.85 NET)

sometimes i have quad aces and kings preflop and still lost apparently ***

and the KJ hand was against like a 60/50/meowchow for all you wankers nutting in your pants about to type NICE TWO PAIR BLAH BLAH SUCK IT

I thought 4 kings beat a flush

wow skeety dunno how you take beats like this and still remain cute and awesome

keep your chin up

I thought 4 razors would beat your mothers back hair BUT WE ALL MAKE MISJUDGMENTS APPARENTLY nOW SUCK MY CAPTAIN

Wow, those all together are pretty rough... keep at it, I'm sure your luck will turn around!

You play omaha with 2 decks?

Also, I beleive you should fold PF more.

I play on full-tilt and it does seem like I got more bad beats than statistically reasonable. I lost all my money on there so I'm not playing any more.

Basically, my aces constantly got cracked, even heads up, by lower hands. And, whenever I had a flush draw, I missed it. But whenever my opponents had one, they hit it. I also seemed to get 7-2 a lot more than I got A-K, and 2-2 or 5-5 more than A-A and K-K.

Another thing, lots of times I'd have like KK in the pocket and everyone would fold to me.

I haven't checked this in pokertracker. I can never quite get that thing working right. But either I am misremembering the hands, I was unlucky, the site is rigged, or there are other players more skillful than I. (The last possibility seems ludicrous, since I have several books on NL poker, have read numerous BBV 2+2 posts and played microlimits or low limits). One thing is clear: I lost $200 there last night in like 4 hours, missing every flush draw, having opponents hit every draw, etc.

You should launch an investigation, especially if you have read poker books and are still losing. It's rigged imo.


Edit: this is obviously a level, and I fell for it

imo

haha ftp has a nutty card gen for sure

Well... At least you weren't dealt FIVE hole cards. That would just be insane...

[x] rigged so villain always wins.

SkeetyMcDougal you are a freak and very weird dude, and you are very young. You gonna get raped IMO

-Howard Lederer



P.S. We've given you more beats than are statisticly reasonable LDO.

Oh god Full Tilt penetrated me over and over again tonight

Just one of many bad hands:

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $23.30
CO: $25.80
BTN: $25.00
SB: $43.70
Hero (BB): $26.50
UTG: $14.10

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 9 T
1 fold, MP raises to $0.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.25

Flop: ($1.10) J Q 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $0.55, Hero raises to $2.75, MP raises to $22.80 all in, Hero calls $20.05

Turn: ($46.70) 8

River: ($46.70) 7

Final Pot: $46.70
MP shows Ts Ks (a flush, King high)
Hero shows 9c Tc (a straight, Queen high)
MP wins $44.40
(Rake: $2.30)


And then I was an idiot and tilted away **** like this:


Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $26.75
Hero (BTN): $38.55
SB: $39.70
BB: $24.90
UTG: $37.40

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with K J
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.25, 2 folds, UTG calls $1

Flop: ($2.85) 9 K 3 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $2, UTG calls $2

Turn: ($6.85) 6 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $4, UTG raises to $20.75, Hero raises to $35.30 all in, UTG calls $13.40 all in

River: ($75.15) 4

Final Pot: $75.15
Hero shows Ks Jd (a pair of Kings)
UTG shows 6c 3s (two pair, Sixes and Threes)
UTG wins $72.15
(Rake: $3.00)





and on another note, ppl who buy in shortstack should die

Seat 4: moBBo ($27.75 in chips)
Seat 8: matujo ($7.85 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
moBBo posts blind ($0.15), matujo posts blind ($0.25).

PRE-FLOP
moBBo calls $0.10, matujo checks.

FLOP [board cards: 5,2,5 ]
matujo checks, moBBo checks.

TURN [7 ]
matujo checks, moBBo checks.

RIVER [7 ]
matujo checks, moBBo checks.

SHOWDOWN
matujo shows [ 3,4 ]
moBBo shows [ 4,4 ]
matujo wins $0.25, moBBo wins $0.25.

I think this is the funniest thing i saw recently.

Was just reading this and a buddy was playing a 24sng on tilt.

This what he had to say about some hands.

Granted when I looked at what he went all in with I was??????????

Sure there are a million more out there.



Wild Bill says:
did u get all ur chips in preflop with 67 suited?
Serg says:
yes
Serg says:
i was short stacked
Serg says:
he called with A K off
Wild Bill says:
ya u werent geting that guy to lay AK
Serg says:
i know
Wild Bill says:
tufff
Serg says:
if i had enough chips...
Serg says:
i know
Serg says:
i had to make a move though
Serg says:
it looked right
Serg says:
there was one hand that ****ed everything up
Serg says:
my KK vs A 10
Serg says:
he caught an A on the turn
Wild Bill says:
ouch
Serg says:
then i had multiple good hands that i layed down
Serg says:
A Q like ... 4 or 5 times
Serg says:
when a K comes on the board on the flop
Serg says:
once was Q K 4 and i bet out pot the guy reraises like 3 x of pot
Serg says:
folded pocket JJ
Serg says:
folded A J multiple times...
Serg says:
man
Serg says:
harsh tourny
Serg says:
but that one hand
Serg says:
KK vs A 10
Serg says:
just threw me off
Serg says:
i didn't go on tilt
Serg says:
it just took a lot of my chips
Wild Bill says:
well what do ya do?
Serg says:
you go find the sucker and kill him!
Serg says:
jaja
Serg says:
haha
Wild Bill says:
not much u could do but it's kind of strange becaus eim reading a post on 2+2 about peps bad beats on tilt
Serg says:
man the more i play the more good hands i lay down

i remember when you were a nit

Just be thankful you play for meaningless stakes.