I scrolled down and saw the top of this pic and had to minimize it cuz i spit water on my keyboard with like 5 people behind me.
This thread was funny until u sent that pic to your wife, then it was [censored] hillarious.
Paste her face over the cat's on that pic and write "ITS THE FOOD CHANE" make sure u spell it like that. If she stays mad when you get home, fill a glass with water and throw it on the ground (tile floor) and yell "GROW UP"