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***A fred featuring S2B and other problem genes. And Eurovision! May LC/NC NSFW*** ***A fred featuring S2B and other problem genes. And Eurovision! May LC/NC NSFW***

05-10-2022 , 05:45 PM
How about some Eurodance?



dance dance dance dance!
05-10-2022 , 05:55 PM
...or Eurohouse?

05-10-2022 , 06:01 PM
...maybe Eurobeat?

05-10-2022 , 06:09 PM
But not Eurotrance, because

Quote:
Eurotrance is a festering, pus-filled boil on the anus of electronic music, combining the worst aspects of everything despicable about crass consumerism, soap advertisement jingles, and egregious self-aggrandizement of delusional frauds who rate alongside reality show contestants, media whores, multi-level marketers, and political lobbyists on the grand list of "things we must put on a rocket ship destined for the sun".

The rank repugnance of the self-fellating culture of DJ worship is at the forefront of this many-headed hydra of rapacious rot. Overbearing anthems, boring breakdowns, and tasteless DJ vanity have combined into one monstrous, obnoxious, pompous, unlistenable Babylonian nega-demon. Who is to blame for unleashing such a hideous beast of seething filth upon our ears?

Oh, it's the Dutch. It's always the ****ing Dutch.
Source : https://music.ishkur.com
05-10-2022 , 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
But not Eurotrance, because
it's Henk. It's always ****ing Henk from Holland.
FYP
05-11-2022 , 06:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
Please take all talk about shitty europop trash garbage to the Shitty Europop Trash Garbage Forum.
Amen. Only quality music is permitted in this thread; this naturally includes Eurovision songs!
05-11-2022 , 11:35 PM
If this is real, I’m rooting for the Latvians.

05-12-2022 , 04:43 AM
Eating pussy? Only on Sammy's wife's birthday.
05-12-2022 , 04:08 PM
Eurovision already over? Did I win? Obv that Latvian won't make it far picking up this controversial issue
Spoiler:
of vegetarianism obv
05-12-2022 , 10:15 PM
I’m super hungry and despite nonstop vaping, the THC vapor isn’t filling me up. Weed brownies also didn’t help.

Please advise.
05-12-2022 , 10:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Eurovision already over? Did I win? Obv that Latvian won't make it far picking up this controversial issue
Spoiler:
of vegetarianism obv
All of us who don’t get Eurovision won.
05-13-2022 , 05:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
I’m super hungry and despite nonstop vaping, the THC vapor isn’t filling me up. Weed brownies also didn’t help.

Please advise.
Eat pussy.
05-13-2022 , 05:16 PM
Or dick if you swing that day.
05-14-2022 , 03:12 AM
BTW why didn''t I hear praise w.r.t. the current state of the Crypto markets?
05-14-2022 , 05:29 AM
Also are you PUMPED for the most politicized ESC in years today?
05-14-2022 , 06:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
BTW why didn''t I hear praise w.r.t. the current state of the Crypto markets?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Also are you PUMPED for the most politicized ESC in years today?
Calm down.
05-14-2022 , 08:03 AM
This the mod forum now?
05-14-2022 , 09:34 AM
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05-14-2022 , 10:03 AM
05-14-2022 , 10:10 AM
My body is ready for you mORPH
05-14-2022 , 10:20 AM
Spoiler:
05-14-2022 , 10:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
BTW why didn''t I hear praise w.r.t. the current state of the Crypto markets?
You didn't do your job properly, enormous gains to be had
Spoiler:

But that doesn't bother me much at all, 95% of the shitcoins will eventually vanish anyway that was always clear. Good opportunity to buy moar actually just waiting for a transfer, but just BTC/ETH.

The stock market OTOH, that was
Spoiler:

the last couple of weeks. The whole year basically, but especially the last three weeks or so. Tons of moneyz were lost. But what can you do.
05-14-2022 , 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Also are you PUMPED for the most politicized ESC in years today?
What's politicized about it, everyone rooting for Ukraine or what? I'm in preliminarily, taking this weekend off as next one almost all of the restrictions will be gone and it will be madness for sure. I'm invited to a yacht party too. So trying to get some work done this weekend haha, going very well so far.
Usually I don't survive moar than 30-60 mins of eurovision type music but let's see how much that can be stretched with enough alc, I bought enough so there's that...
05-14-2022 , 12:04 PM

      
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