Hai Mr. Whiskey! Have you received a warning or infraction from Mr. King Fish already? Most of us regs have.

Sheep would also like to know why you've been away from BBV for so long. We missed you!

Where's my infraction!?!?!?

Af's first kiss....

I have 99 infraction points. I guess it will soon be RIP Colin

Do all of you ppl actually read all of this drivel or do you jump right in w/ anything you want to say regardless of the current of the thread at the time?

Chocolate and fruit just doesn't go together imo. Banana is the only exception that comes to mind.

Read it all.

There's a test at the end of the month.

pfff dark chocolate

Morphismus had a solid response to this.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

Awww I remember that like it was 27 years ago

why isn't that gif working for me?

It doesn't actually taste like dark chocolate (I hate dark chocolate).

Where I've been is in bed depressed as can be because life is a horror w/o meaning in a God-less and purposeless universe created by accident and I am condemned to live until the sweet release of death finally arrives.

Have a nice day, btw.

****ing morph

the only time i take tylenol is when its in another pill, like dayquill. plus I put my liver through enough so i try to not add more punishment to it, unlike how sammy treats his bunghole

I was inferring that whenever he does something right its merely by chance, not by his own accord.

eh, you heard wrong

trying to catch up at work, rest the liver beifore getting a physical, always good to shock the system, ,rogan did sober october but feb is the shortest month

10/10 makes a liter cost 20, what are you getting this price on? also, wassup playa?

i read it, all of it, even what sammy says. OOT i cant keep up with it

It's not as if '**** you Thursday' is a thing that needs to be read and it'll be there in the a.m. for sure.

love me some dark chocolate, both the eating kind and the ****ing kind.

Howard, cheer up brother, have a drink

I had high hopes for you

Damnit, HB is poo-pooing today. What about the cute dog? What about mom?

I get it, but don't make me come down there and drag you to TS.
I know it sucks, but what can you do? Gotta read those posts.
Don't abandon hope yet, just stand on your chair, open your window and scream "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

The last part would cheer me up!

We're playing the 20 mix though

It's your gif!

I can't live by yur roooools!!!!!!!!

I don't even know what hunties means.. I'd look it up but it would interrupt my upcoming fap session.

Not for lack of trying. You are now demoted to Junior Mod. It will be reflected in your next paycheck.