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Old 02-17-2019, 02:10 PM   #926
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Old 02-17-2019, 02:51 PM   #927
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Old 02-17-2019, 02:53 PM   #928
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Old 02-17-2019, 03:07 PM   #929
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Does that mean the sheep is married? That is unfortunate since I have ditched lesbianism. This oven is heating up.
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Old 02-17-2019, 03:14 PM   #930
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Does that mean the sheep is married? That is unfortunate since I have ditched lesbianism. This oven is heating up.
Hai SammysGF! Sheep is not married, but Sheep got infracted for poasting just like Mr. Mr.mmmKay (who isn't married either).

Sheep feels that you ought to be loyal to The Sammy. He performs above average and has a beautiful penis. You also should have your nickname updated to Sammy'sWife.
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Old 02-17-2019, 03:19 PM   #931
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Grats on the kid, Nat! Good to see that some smart people are multiplying, and keeping up the good fight against Idiocracy.
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Old 02-17-2019, 03:48 PM   #932
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Grats on the kid, Nat! Good to see that some smart people are multiplying, and keeping up the good fight against Idiocracy.
Unfortunately it's a battle that can't be won
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Old 02-17-2019, 03:56 PM   #933
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Thanks Morph
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Old 02-17-2019, 04:07 PM   #934
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Negreanu had a point tho
More rake = less regs
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Old 02-17-2019, 04:09 PM   #935
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What's PKO?
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Old 02-17-2019, 04:11 PM   #936
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Progressive Knock Out

That boycott was an epic failure. I assume stars got wind of it and lowered the guarantee. No overlay
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Old 02-17-2019, 04:13 PM   #937
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Anyway people are beginning to protest, which is good.
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Old 02-17-2019, 04:13 PM   #938
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Negreanu had a point tho
More rake = less regs
Lol, the tournament went $185k over the guaranteed prizepool. Pokerstars couldn't care less about it.
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Old 02-17-2019, 04:15 PM   #939
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And that was just on Sammy's re-entries.
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Old 02-17-2019, 04:15 PM   #940
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While you wait for the next season of Better call Saul, you should watch "The Umbrella Academy" on Netflix, it's pretty great, you will like it.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1312171/?ref_=nv_sr_1
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Old 02-17-2019, 04:16 PM   #941
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Is the turbo series running rn? I haven't lurked Lex's twitch stream for months.
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Old 02-17-2019, 04:19 PM   #942
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Is the turbo series running rn? I haven't lurked Lex's twitch stream for months.
They are at event #108, so it will be over soon.

Also, that punk mod KingFish infracted Sammy.
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Old 02-17-2019, 04:30 PM   #943
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Everyone got troll infracted.

Trollcat's spirit is alive itt.

Just be sure to get Morph twice.
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Old 02-17-2019, 06:22 PM   #944
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Congrats Nata. About time someone from bbv tripped and fell into their gf.


Did you know your dick 100% works when youíre asleep and basically passed out on the bed? My wife found out and there was no stopping her
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Old 02-17-2019, 06:25 PM   #945
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Grats on the kid, Nat! Good to see that some smart people are multiplying, and keeping up the good fight against Idiocracy.


As we understand, unfortunately, the problem isnít that smart people are calculating and well planned in their conceptions, itís that stupid people are just raw dogging away and shooting out idiots at a rapid fire pace *** Franko's Restaurant Opening Special Edition February LC/NC NSFW ***
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Old 02-17-2019, 07:47 PM   #946
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Ladies and Fishermen Kings,

Rejoice. Today is the 98th consecutive Day of the Sheep, or better known in BBV as Sheepday! A day we celebrate the lambless but beautiful vegetarian known as Mr. Sheep. His timeless contributions have provided many laughs, bahhs, and calm downs. Thank you Mr. Sheep, and we look forward to seeing whether or not the 100th Sheepday untertitty gets awarded! This week we recognize lambs and ewes, awwwwwwww.

Also hello Mr. Kingfish, I see I have not been fracted. Neener-neener-dark matter-peener.

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Old 02-17-2019, 07:56 PM   #947
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Happy Sheep Day! At the Yard House at Red Rock Station and I spotted Paulaner Oktoberfest draft on their menu... Squee!

Nope, it's not 1/10 as good as it was in Berlin. I am much dissapoint.
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Old 02-17-2019, 08:03 PM   #948
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Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout next. It had better be good.

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Old 02-17-2019, 09:50 PM   #949
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Welps, so much for twitter. Got locked out of my account for "suspicious activity" lol 8 tweets which were not at all inflammatory at all. Now they want my phone number which I skipped as a step after sign up and won't provide now. Waiting for a response from my challenge.
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Old 02-17-2019, 09:59 PM   #950
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Did you insult 2+2 troll cat?
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