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Old 04-29-2009, 09:31 AM   #26
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Re: Found a good way to get $harks off your table

$eriously mod$, can you plea$e ban thi$ guy?
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:42 AM   #27
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:47 AM   #28
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just terrible
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:51 AM   #29
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I LOL every time I imagine this guy sitting at his computer typing "add more to their st..." oh damn it *backspace* *backspace* DOLLAR SIGN.
Haha, good one
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:58 AM   #30
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*sigh* V$V, I love you man, your BS is 100% Grade A
Consume more BS.
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:16 AM   #31
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Re: Found a good way to get $harks off your table

people who referring to them%elve$ in third per&on are tilting the §hit out of me
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:33 AM   #32
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people who referring to them%elve$ in third per&on are tilting the §hit out of me
ohoh , ze germans are coming
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:46 AM   #33
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€up guy€, am I doing it right?
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:05 PM   #34
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bring ChodeZilla?
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:37 PM   #35
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Re: Found a good way to get $harks off your table

I might leave the table too if some creepy guy with a toothpick kept asking me questions and smiling wider and wider at me.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:48 PM   #36
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so you're a manipulative sociopath.

good for you.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:48 PM   #37
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Re: Found a good way to get $harks off your table

Nice job man. Good work giving these two pros the image of only betting with the nuts. Now they have free reign to bluff at will and rarely get called down. Excellent $trategy.
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:03 PM   #38
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this is so dumb
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:12 PM   #39
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A+

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Old 04-29-2009, 01:16 PM   #40
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cool story bro
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:32 PM   #41
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vega$vic tell them about the time you sucked that guy'$ **** in the bathroom because you are a gay ******.
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:57 PM   #42
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imo
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Old 04-29-2009, 02:04 PM   #43
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i voted five $tar$!!
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:11 PM   #44
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Thi$ i$ Bull$hit
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:18 PM   #45
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'sup bro is unimpre$$ed by you.

If you were an all county lineman in 1995 and had 15 tackles for losses like 'sup bro, 'sup bro might be able to nod when you look at him and say "sup bro?" Instead, 'sup bro just pays some attention to the 10 ladies he has on his arms.

Unlike you, 'sup bro knows it is all about character and image. 'sup bro understands that just because you are a character, does not mean you have character. 'sup bro was a true 95 all county lineman and now owns the clubs and the ladies.
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Old 04-29-2009, 06:26 PM   #46
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^^^^something about a large animal & a small (very small) pond comes to mind.
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Old 04-29-2009, 06:53 PM   #47
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Re: Found a good way to get $harks off your table

So you knew they were regs but they didn't know you? Wow you must really not be very cool at all!
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:00 PM   #48
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This thread is starting to deliver much more than I thought it would!
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:08 PM   #49
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its kind of funny if you read it with a Razor Ramon voice
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:19 PM   #50
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$uper thread
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