some fish i dont know sent me 50 bucks, i want to have a 5 dollar contest to the man that can tell me why i have a credit from this fish, and 5 dollars to the people choice award for best guess/funny idea whatever... i made the mistake of telling a couple people on skype hopefully they wont ruin it, they are exempt from contest

here are rules

1. 200 post minimum

thats it

hints

1. dwilliams said, "g1, you're a smart guy" david williams told me i was a smart guy obv

2. did not involve me in an alley

3. there is nothing i wouldnt do for a 50 bing blang bloaw notice i sent dyrbes .99 cents man deserves it greatest thread of all time, think ill send him 99 more cents next week. this not really a hint but more of me rambling

I havent made a thread in a while I hope this one dont suck ballz

i blocked out transaction number and names I have no idea what you people are capable of

you dont have to be exactly right but close will do it

here is your pic of transaction with fish pics are welcome



go go go go

wtf is this ****

oh i see. My answer: he sent it to you because you solicited him for prostitution on the tables and that was the downpayment for services not-yet-rendered, and no i don't want your $, give it to the next guy that posts

This is bribe for not telling people what's in his bag, of course.

straddle money paid by accident

This is him on 2+2.

He said that monkeys could type hamlet before you could beat him in PLOHU, then you proved to him statistically thats un-true by stating that ignoring punctuation, spacing, and capitalization, a monkey typing letters uniformly at random has one chance in 26 of correctly typing the first letter of Hamlet. It has one chance in 676 (26 times 26) of typing the first two letters. Because the probability shrinks exponentially, at 20 letters it already has only one chance in 26^20 = 19,928,148,895,209,409,152,340,197,376, roughly equivalent to the probability of buying 4 lottery tickets consecutively and winning the jackpot each time. In the case of the entire text of Hamlet, the probabilities are so vanishingly small they can barely be conceived in human terms. The text of Hamlet, even stripped of punctuation, contains well over 130,000 letters which would lead to a probability of one in 3.4×10^183946.

Then you said, for comparison purposes, there are only about 10^79 atoms in the observable universe and only 4.3 x 10^17 seconds have elapsed since the Big Bang. Even if the universe were filled with monkeys typing for all time, their total probability to produce a single instance of Hamlet would still be less than one chance in 10183800.

Damn I only have like 5 posts... I'm sure you can overlook that though because I surely win.

lol @ the transfer to me. thank you, I will use it on a cheeseburger.

I had a guy get it in behind the other day on purpose, lost and asked me to type the thing out. I never thought I would give a paid performance and I hope this doesn't make me some kind of whore now.

^{lol @ 'some fish I dont know'. Did David Williams direct Mercier to ship you this as a result of answering some trivia or other question in a way that amused him?}

I am sure I will get it right sooner or later. I keep writing Macbeth by mistake.

Fair is foul and foul is fair

Bubble bubble toil and trouble.

At least I think thats right but I am just a chimp so take it fwiw

Postcount rise and thread view double.

Its all bout the count

is that a 200,000 dollar cashout under the 50 on your history? if so very legit brag sir

keep on trucking 8-)

jay b

Stay off the mushrooms for a while, Jon.

But keep on trucking.

You won a prop bet in Vegas while being so drunk that you don't remember the fish anymore up until the $50 were sent ... ?

you sold him some pot of course and its hard to track drug deals over pstars transactions.

You saw the contents of Jason Mercier's bag during the WSOP and now he sends you 50 bucks a month to keep your mouth shut

we want weed

he asked you a trivia question and you got it right?

thinly veiled casout brag

u asked the table, how could u brag with ur cashouts in BBV, dwilliams said ur a smart guy u will figure it out.
but then u and this random fish started talking about it and he agreed that if he sends u 50$ u can post about this mystery fish and why the hell he sent u the money ? but the catch is u have to send him 100$ after the brag topic so in other words this topic costs u 50$+ the award moneys :O u have money coming out of ur ears man.

You had a game of Lodden Thinks with Mercier where Williams was the person whose thoughts you were trying to guess.

dwilliams meets you on 2+2 (creepy) thinking to himself.... sngrider = easy monies. he stokes your fire and tries to warm you up by lathering you in homoquestionable comments such as "g1, you're a smart guy". you two begin to develop a "relationship" and check in on each other's "postings" on a daily basis...you've considered touching yourself over your feelings for dwilliams but want to take things slow this time around....

now dwilliams decides its time to introduce you to one of his "business associates". you are blindly in love in agree wholeheartedly. dwilliams introduces you to "jason mercier" who informs you he has an interesting business proposition for you. you trust dwilliams and decide jason is probably trust-worthy as well. he tells you a little more about his business deal.

he is a heir to a fortune of a stunning $9.2 million that he has hidden away in a locked chest under his humble hut in nigeria. unfortunately, he can't deposit the money in the local bank for fear of it being stolen by local guerilla terrorists. he needs someone else to do it for him. however, he needs $2,000 to unlock the money and pay for all the banking fees. he says that you will collect $1.5 million for helping him out.

you've done well for yourself playing online poker and start to think about it. you want to learn more about him so you ask for a photo of jason and part of the money he is willing to give you. he agrees and sends you $50 and a picture of himself next to his hut. you are estatic and are really happy dwilliams introduces you to this generious man named jason. you send him the $2,000 and tell dwilliams that you're taking him on a vacation to san fransisco.

you haven't heard from jason nor dwilliams in months. you're heartbroken and unable to function. you ask for help on 2+2 and inform other down and out, degenerate gamblers that you will give them $5 whole dollars to anyone who can help solve this mystery. now the tables have turned and you have become one of them, following the footsteps of dwilliams and jason... cunning, sly foxes preying on the weak and powerless



slickhook on stars