Cake Poker so no conversion...

Hand #1247011429000831: Calgary (6-Max) 11429
Seat 3: muflex (5.80 in chips)
Seat 4: tetobrown (24.20 in chips)
Seat 5: JustARogue (37.05 in chips)
Seat 6: buddyIsreal (4.80 in chips)
Seat 7: double eagle (17.05 in chips)
Seat 8: 1012poker (28.49 in chips)
tetobrown: posts small blind $0.10
JustARogue: posts big blind $0.20
Dealt to JustARogue [ T Q ]
buddyIsreal: calls
double eagle: folds
1012poker: folds
muflex: calls
tetobrown: calls
JustARogue: checks
*** FLOP *** [ K J T ]
tetobrown: checks
JustARogue: bets $0.80
buddyIsreal: calls
muflex: is all in
tetobrown: folds
JustARogue: calls
buddyIsreal: folds
*** TURN *** [ A ]
*** RIVER *** [ Q ]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JustARogue wins $12.20 with Royal Flush
muflex mucked J 2

Brag: First Royal
Brag: It was in Hold'em, not lolmaha
Beat: Micro Stakes
Beat: VS a shorty
Variance: Runner Runner
Variance: I misread the board and thought I flopped the straight
Variance: Cake's software sucks, getting out as soon as I clear their bonus

move up to where they respect your royals

Beat: OP left nothing else for me to put here.