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Old 02-28-2018, 06:31 PM   #1801
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Old 02-28-2018, 06:57 PM   #1802
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Itís sort of funny that one comment detesting the grossness of all octopus has become a multiyear thing where Iím just the gimmick of some sentient octopus posting from an aquarium office
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Old 02-28-2018, 07:51 PM   #1803
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"sort of funny"? It's hilarious!
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Old 02-28-2018, 09:08 PM   #1804
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Sorry for the delay but god damn thats good

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Old 02-28-2018, 09:21 PM   #1805
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Old 02-28-2018, 10:17 PM   #1806
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Yeah, what are the odds that AI will spawn benign Asimov types versus the more likely deadly Phillip K Dick types.
20,000 years of human processing capacity in 1 week of existence. We cannot even begin to imagine what kind of thoughts will be spawned.

And it is likely that the first to create this will not be the most scrupulous of agents. I honestly do not know how you can watch that and not be deeply concerned.

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This reads like you are going to commit theft
no need for petty theft broski, within a minute of walking out i had a notification saying I was in the store for 2 minutes and 18 seconds. Took an hour to get the receipt in my email tho

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It means your memes are literally the best
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Old 02-28-2018, 10:23 PM   #1807
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Octopi can fit through an opening that is 1/4 inch larger that the outer diameter of their beak.

Octopi also have a decentralized nervous system where 2/3 of their neurons exist outside of its brain.


Bottom line, don't **** with Octopi

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Old 02-28-2018, 10:25 PM   #1808
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20,000 years of human processing capacity in 1 week of existence. We cannot even begin to imagine what kind of thoughts will be spawned.

And it is likely that the first to create this will not be the most scrupulous of agents. I honestly do not know how you can watch that and not be deeply concerned.



no need for petty theft broski, within a minute of walking out i had a notification saying I was in the store for 2 minutes and 18 seconds. Took an hour to get the receipt in my email tho



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ty for the translation



lies



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Didn't watch the video but it reminds me of the two ai that started communicating with each other and created their own language relatively quickly. Crazy ass ****. But I'm here for a good time, not a long one. Secksbots ftw.


Back when I worked in retail hell, I made friends with most of the staff at the whole foods in my mall so eventually I got to the point where I would make myself lunch at their food bars, sit down and eat, and walk out, and nobody gave half a ****
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Old 02-28-2018, 10:25 PM   #1809
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March LC thread now up:

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Old 02-28-2018, 10:26 PM   #1810
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Octopi can fit through an opening that is 1/4 inch larger that the outer diameter of their beak.

Octopi also have a decentralized nervous system where 2/3 of their neurons exist outside of its brain.


Bottom line, don't **** with Octopi

Beak?!
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Old 02-28-2018, 10:27 PM   #1811
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Old 02-28-2018, 10:30 PM   #1812
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Old 02-28-2018, 10:31 PM   #1813
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Didn't watch the video but it reminds me of the two ai that started communicating with each other and created their own language relatively quickly. Crazy ass ****. But I'm here for a good time, not a long one. Secksbots ftw.


Back when I worked in retail hell, I made friends with most of the staff at the whole foods in my mall so eventually I got to the point where I would make myself lunch at their food bars, sit down and eat, and walk out, and nobody gave half a ****
watch the video, its >15 minutes and Harris is an incredible speaker and his brain is insane. Bot v Bot is a la rudimentary programs defeating the best human chess players in the world by just playing against each other. We have also solved NLHE. **** is getting cray cray at an increasing level.Come out to seattle and just look at what is happening.....

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Old 02-28-2018, 10:33 PM   #1814
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Grigio and snowskies
no snowskis out here yet for dis guy.

the things you don't realize will get worse when you leave texas..........

Enjoy young jedi
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Old 02-28-2018, 10:36 PM   #1815
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Beak?!
yea man, octopi have a beak in the middle of all those tentacles. It is razor sharp and can cut bone like butter. You do not want to **** with these guys.

Sharks, whales and dolphin won't even try to eat them if there is other food available.
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Old 02-28-2018, 10:37 PM   #1816
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they don't even need the beak really, they squirt out intestinal juices into their prey and wait for it to desolve and then they just suck the insides out. ****ing savages can't even be bothered to chew
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Old 02-28-2018, 10:37 PM   #1817
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no snowskis out here yet for dis guy.

the things you don't realize will get worse when you leave texas..........

Enjoy young jedi
Meh I actually prefer adderall as odd as it sounds.
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Old 02-28-2018, 10:42 PM   #1818
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Meh I actually prefer adderall as odd as it sounds.
not odd at all, just the snows sucks balls iyam. It is most effective for allowing you to AaAaAAAaaaAAAaaaa more and is excellent for when you need to stop your blackout to drive home.

I don't give a **** whoever doesn't like that
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Old 02-28-2018, 10:43 PM   #1819
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and the addy tastes like sugar in the nose (big coincidence here huh), snows tastes like chemicals
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Old 02-28-2018, 10:51 PM   #1820
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and the addy tastes like sugar in the nose (big coincidence here huh), snows tastes like chemicals
Never ingested nasally but I mainly use it for work to actually get **** done and close dem sales haha
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Old 02-28-2018, 11:24 PM   #1821
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Never ingested nasally but I mainly use it for work to actually get **** done and close dem sales haha
wait what? really?

this is surprising
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