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02-21-2018 , 04:55 AM

#1326

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

I once took on Stone Cold Steve in an armwrestle and won

02-21-2018 , 04:56 AM

#1327

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

I once had a fight with a grizzly bear and came out without a scratch on me.

02-21-2018 , 05:01 AM

#1328

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

Who haven't I

ed yet?

02-21-2018 , 05:01 AM

#1329

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

I once caught a 15kg fish with my bare hands

02-21-2018 , 05:03 AM

#1330

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Who haven't I

ed yet?

Susan Boyle

02-21-2018 , 08:48 AM

#1331

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Craggoo

02-21-2018 , 08:52 AM

#1332

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

Craggoo

02-21-2018 , 09:08 AM

#1333

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Have you showered today Morph?

02-21-2018 , 09:44 AM

#1334

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

Do you want to rub his back?

02-21-2018 , 09:48 AM

#1335

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

02-21-2018 , 09:56 AM

#1336

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Do you want to rub his back?

Sammy doesn't rub Germans.

Sammy was just being helpful. At Morph's age it's important to have someone to remind you to do everyday stuff like showering, fresh underwear, toothbrushing, etc. Smelly Morph is no fun to be around.

02-21-2018 , 10:10 AM

#1337

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

Does Sammy shower everyday?

02-21-2018 , 10:14 AM

#1338

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

LOL showering every day. Are you allergic to German piss?

02-21-2018 , 10:21 AM

#1339

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

I shower every morning and after table tennis. Less than once a day is gross.

02-21-2018 , 10:31 AM

#1340

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

lol - showering after table tennis.

02-21-2018 , 10:31 AM

#1341

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

I'm assuming you are joking.

02-21-2018 , 10:32 AM

#1342

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

You are aren't you

02-21-2018 , 10:32 AM

#1343

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

How the **** do you work on construction sites?

02-21-2018 , 10:33 AM

#1344

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

Outside of the summer I usually only shower after too much sexy time or after the gym

02-21-2018 , 10:40 AM

#1345

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

You are aren't you

I'm not

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

How the **** do you work on construction sites?

I don't "work" on contruction sites. We are there to do inspections/supervision/measurements/ground surveys etc. I basically wear suit and tie and a safety helmet when I'm on constructions sites. On occasions like when we do underwater surveys or are on offshore rigs or in some remote Norwegian forest/cliff area, we wear work suits.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 02-21-2018 at 11:01 AM.

02-21-2018 , 10:42 AM

#1346

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Outside of the summer I usually only shower after too much sexy time or after the gym

No wonder BBV stinks

02-21-2018 , 10:43 AM

#1347

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,180

I don't shower on days where I don't leave the house

02-21-2018 , 10:45 AM

#1348

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Showering every day used to be just a USA#1 habit. If you guys picked that up, then the good shareholders at Johnson & Johnson® would like to thank you doubling their business.

02-21-2018 , 10:48 AM

#1349

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

No wonder BBV stinks

3:15

02-21-2018 , 10:59 AM

#1350

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Showering every day used to be just a USA#1 habit. If you guys picked that up, then the good shareholders at Johnson & Johnson® would like to thank you doubling their business.

Showering every day is standard in Denmark. Ofc there are some nasty freaks that don't but they are usually descendants from Germans, so they are already considered second-rate people and probably stopped caring.

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