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02-08-2018 , 04:15 PM

#551

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

With your musical refs, I could say the same of you.

Calm down

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy is 18 years old!!!

What the Ausspain said

02-08-2018 , 04:25 PM

#552

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Yes it's Klaus. I went drinking with him and Sammy the last time he was here, it was hilarious. Klaus literally does anything Sammy and I tells him to do. It's standard for Germans to hook up with us Danes and want to be like us, but this kid just takes it to another level in the bedroom.

FYP

02-08-2018 , 04:34 PM

#553

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

FYP

02-08-2018 , 04:35 PM

#554

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy is 18 years old!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

What the Ausspain said

Sammy you claim to be 18 for so long, you must be at least 19 by now. So I wanted to look up when you first made that claim, and found this post from March 2015:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Well I did sleep for about 4 hours, but started drinking in the shower when I woke up, had to kill the hangover. It worked. I do feel kinda strange now though, I'm not 18 anymore. I am very good looking and my body is nice, would you like to see a picture?

...so you must be at least 21!

02-08-2018 , 04:36 PM

#555

Sheep86

*** Find your valentine in the BBV lover's lounge this February LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

FYP

Calm down, Mr. Piddle. Although The Sammy has a beautiful penis and performs above average, he always makes sure no German man will touch it on purpose.

The Sammy does touch American penises though: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...&postcount=760.

02-08-2018 , 04:37 PM

#556

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Sammy you claim to be 18 for so long, you must be at least 19 by now. So I wanted to look up when you first made that claim, and found this post from March 2015:

...so you must be at least 21!

Sammy doesn't age.

02-08-2018 , 04:39 PM

#557

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

The pinnacle of German cooking:

02-08-2018 , 04:41 PM

#558

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

goooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

02-08-2018 , 04:41 PM

#559

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Sammy you claim to be 18 for so long, you must be at least 19 by now. So I wanted to look up when you first made that claim, and found this post from March 2015:

...so you must be at least 21!

FAKE NEWS

SAMMY'S 18

PUNK

Last edited by Morphismus; 02-08-2018 at 04:47 PM. Reason: wtf Sammy you posted that, so don't make a holocaust out of it!

02-08-2018 , 04:43 PM

#560

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

goooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

1-1 after 40 mins....money wil be made

02-08-2018 , 04:43 PM

#561

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Don't mention the war, punk

02-08-2018 , 04:47 PM

#562

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Don't mention the war, punk

Damn, Sammy may have crossed the line. Do you think he's mad now? (the old guy)

02-08-2018 , 04:49 PM

#563

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

He's still watching Die Ludolfs

02-08-2018 , 04:50 PM

#564

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

He already deleted it

02-08-2018 , 04:52 PM

#565

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

WTH Morph, those are not exclusive Nazi-terms. They are regular German/Danish terms.

Sorry if that offended you, it wasn't meant to.

Sammy apologizes

02-08-2018 , 04:52 PM

#566

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

I actually just learned about the existence of this show. I like the dude's canvas=noodles, paint=sauce metaphor though.

02-08-2018 , 04:54 PM

#567

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Sammy you claim to be 18 for so long, you must be at least 19 by now. So I wanted to look up when you first made that claim, and found this post from March 2015:

...so you must be at least 21!

You are forgetting his original 2p2 account MutantTurtle. The claim was made then back in 2014 I believe.

This is a filthy read :https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americ...erweight-women

02-08-2018 , 04:55 PM

#568

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

He already deleted it

Old hairless guy is angry.

02-08-2018 , 04:56 PM

#569

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

WTH Morph, those are not exclusive Nazi-terms. They are regular German/Danish terms.

Sorry if that offended you, it wasn't ment to.

The first one wasn't just a "term". And I'm just looking out for you. You seem to visit Germany on a semi-regular basis, and you could go to prison for that here. And you know what they say about German prisons.

02-08-2018 , 04:57 PM

#570

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I actually just learned about the existence of this show. I like the dude's canvas=noodles, paint=sauce metaphor though.

Round here it was on Discovery Channel a couple of years ago, mmmKay liked that show

02-08-2018 , 05:00 PM

#571

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

now you're just erratic

02-08-2018 , 05:00 PM

#572

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 02-08-2018 at 05:00 PM. Reason: Does Morph know who he is/was?

02-08-2018 , 05:01 PM

#573

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Rainer-Werner Fassbinder

02-08-2018 , 05:02 PM

#574

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

You are forgetting his original 2p2 account MutantTurtle. The claim was made then back in 2014 I believe.

This is a filthy read :https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americ...erweight-women

That wasn't Sammy's original account, punk!