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Just so you know Chinese valentine's day is on March 2. Heathens tried to place it close to lunar new year which was obv rejected by our almighty leaders

02-01-2018 , 05:26 AM

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Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Speaking of sex in the shower we had a couple who used to do it when I was living in the university halls of residence in my first year of uni. This was frowned on as it was a communal shower shared with 6 other people which didn't get cleaned often. It was a shower that was open at the top so people used to pour buckets of water on them when they were doing it.

02-01-2018 , 05:29 AM

#28

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i like your imaginary friends piddly

02-01-2018 , 05:41 AM

#29

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

i am drinking fran i now restored to piddlenator

02-01-2018 , 05:46 AM

#30

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

we’ll need some photo evidence

02-01-2018 , 06:24 AM

#31

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

I cannot get photo to upload

02-01-2018 , 06:25 AM

#32

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

02-01-2018 , 06:26 AM

#33

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Oh I would need to download photo bucket or something. Cannot be bothered going to bed

02-01-2018 , 06:27 AM

#34

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Not being able to photoupload is for the weak. We had a shower like that in our flat in the UK. It was too ugly for sex but ok to piss

02-01-2018 , 06:28 AM

#35

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

I didn't realise how ugly I was til I turned on the camera

02-01-2018 , 06:36 AM

#36

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

02-01-2018 , 06:54 AM

#37

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

we’ll need some photo evidence

Beer

02-01-2018 , 06:56 AM

#38

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Does Sammy realize how ugly he looks in the camera?

02-01-2018 , 07:02 AM

#39

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Does Sammy realize how ugly he looks in the camera?

Sammy's very handsome. One of the reasons Sammy likes shower-sex is that he can see himself in the floor-to-ceiling mirror while doing it. Another reason is that you can piss on her without out her noticing because of the hot water. Thursday beers are nice. Lost in table tennis, but still got paid for going to work. Sammy gets paid for playing table tennis. Sammy's a pro table tennis player.

02-01-2018 , 07:08 AM

#40

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Sammy's the worst pro table tennis player

02-01-2018 , 07:12 AM

#41

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Sammy's the worst pro table tennis player

When old guy retires, Sammy will be the champion of MTH.

02-01-2018 , 07:16 AM

#42

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

old gay will retire soon

02-01-2018 , 07:19 AM

#43

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Calm down Frank

02-01-2018 , 07:51 AM

#44

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i will drink some badass tequila today, padre azul super premium, sammy never seen anything similar. Franko is laughing to sammies boring denmarkian life.

02-01-2018 , 07:55 AM

#45

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

many bottles will die in glory tonight, i will piss all around the place and other guests will love it

02-01-2018 , 07:55 AM

#46

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

There's nothing boring about Sammy's life, punk!

02-01-2018 , 07:58 AM

#47

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

There's nothing boring about Sammy's life, punk!

-i trust you

-people must trust each other

-we will never let robots prevail

02-01-2018 , 08:11 AM

#48

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

**** the robots

02-01-2018 , 09:10 AM

#49

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

02-01-2018 , 09:12 AM

#50

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I merged the two lovers (threads) Valentines style.

Cupid !

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