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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Mr Folding to answer a question from your list from way back no you do not eat Kiwis. They are a rare and endangered bird. I have never seen one in the wild.
Kiwi (fruit) - You can eat. I don't like it.
Kiwi (human) - You can eat. Tastes like human.
Kiwi (bird) - Why would you want to eat them? They have less meat than Sammy's penis.
Pointless fact - My grandma use
d to own Kiwis when I was a youngen. Did she grow fruit? Was she a slave owner? Or just a bird owner?