My roommate (6"4 and 280lbs) and I (6"2 and 200lbs) often binge out on huge amounts of **** food to cure a hangover (standard?). I have been known to eat dozens of Fab lolly's in a sitting and he has the same reputation with Monster Munch crisps.

I think I could eat an unlimited amount of Fab's and he feels the same way about his crisps.

So, there is a prop bet brewing. Neither of us really has any idea which of these two foods is easier to eat a large quantity of in a short space of time.
My flatmate is significantly fatter than me (his nickname is Simon Sevenbellies), and the guy can eat. However, when I'm hungover nobody can out eat me with Fab's.
Now we are discussing the bet conditions. Does one of us have a starting advantage?Over how much time should the bet last.Any other conditions?

[x] fab's lollies
[x] monster munch crisps
[ ] heterosexuality

hahahahah

i dont see how eating lollipops is going to cure a hangover but gl hf

monster munch have gotta easier to eat loads of, unless you are allowed to let the fab's melt a little. There's nothing in monster munch, 1 bag has gotta be significantly less weight than 1 fab, although they do have a stronger flavour esp if it's picked onion so i reckon per unit mass you could down more of fab compared to monster munch.

wouldn't the fabs give you major brainfreeze?

monster munch will win

this made me laugh.

also fab lollies lol but if that's a ice creams then i want sum cuz it looks rly gud

so simple but yet soooo funny

Flaming Hot Monster Munch or nothing imo.