Extremely unlucky in coinflips
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 1,628
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Originally Posted by Davino
lmao, this^, moran!!!!!!!!!!
u never flipped aces?
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 3,896
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Originally Posted by yodachoda
I truly believe I'm one of the most unlucky people ever when it comes to coinflips. When I was keeping an accurate record earlier, for online poker, I lost 50/100 coinflips. And although I'm not keeping record of live, I'm pretty sure I've lost more coinflips lately than I've won, by alot...
fyp
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,926
It's the part of you that wants you to die. Don't listen to that part, it's evil. You are not born unlucky. To even think anything like that is the equivalent to urinating on yourself.
You are better than that. Stop thinking about luck. It doesn't exist.
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 34
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Originally Posted by CompleteDegen
I think what this thread really is is a metaphor for how poor op is in life. This is classic inferiority projection. You strove for your parents approval your entire life, but your mom and dad were high achievers ashamed that their son was cursed to be the patron saint of mediocrity. You stumbled through high school, unathletic and awkward with girls all the time harboring latent fears you may be ghey (not that there's anything wrong with that).
You discovered poker and thought you had finally found an outlet for the intelligence and creativity you had convinced yourself you had your entire life, yet no one else had seen. If you could just achieve something and earn money, you could finally justify your existence with something other than having a cat as your best friend and writing banal emo poetry.
Yet, you've now failed even at that. You're in the denial phase trying to maintain you simply run bad in flips, yet you will soon grasp the cold reality that the mental nature of the game eludes your sub-average analytical and critical thinking abilities, yielding leaks you could never hope to even recognize, let alone patch. The rest of your life will be consumed by uncontrollable alcoholism and you die from liver failure at 35, with only the undertaker at your funeral because your parents had a charity fundraiser that day.
LOL you win this thread
