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10-25-2021 , 01:40 PM
I'm caught up: is Morph still causing communism in Germany? Is Sammy still AAAAAAA? Is KF restoring deleted posts?
10-25-2021 , 04:48 PM
Prolly yes, although my father has moar bypasses than yours, so much for communism. He's also older prolly. If I have a couple moar of these HK weekends like the last one I'll prolly need a couple soon too, still recovering. Bittersweet to leave soon, most prolly. No I'm not going back to communist Germany Morph
10-25-2021 , 05:14 PM
Where are you moving, Mr. FWWM?
10-25-2021 , 05:32 PM
I'll say when they approve my permanent residency, hopefully, still waiting, they said like 2-3 months mostly, sometimes takes longer. It's close to 3 already. It's moar a temporary thing prolly, based on preliminary scouting when I was there over the summer looks to be a pretty fun place though. It's a country in the wild lands of the Muricas
10-25-2021 , 05:34 PM
Also what's the BBV advice? So I matched with this young hot China girl and did all the usual wechats, she nice, based on her pics she prolly has stupidly rich parents too but due to Nazi Covid rules in these parts I cant go there anytime soon, and she prolly can't either

1.???
2.???
3. Profit?
10-25-2021 , 05:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
1. Get excited
2. Shut your mouse
3. Profit
There ya go. (Source: David Bowie)
10-25-2021 , 05:55 PM
Thanks Morph
10-25-2021 , 05:59 PM
Thanks Mr Sheep
10-25-2021 , 06:06 PM
I think Mr FWWM's gonna go live in Mexico
10-25-2021 , 07:02 PM
No. Mexico taxes your worldwide income, almost as communist as Scholz and Baerbock. In practice nobody cares, prolly, but for the moment no
10-25-2021 , 08:39 PM
I say Panama.
10-25-2021 , 09:36 PM
10-25-2021 , 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
I'll say when they approve my permanent residency, hopefully, still waiting, they said like 2-3 months mostly, sometimes takes longer. It's close to 3 already. It's moar a temporary thing prolly, based on preliminary scouting when I was there over the summer looks to be a pretty fun place though. It's a country in the wild lands of the Muricas
You need a roommate?
10-26-2021 , 02:46 PM
I'll provide the answer if someone comes up with a good or at least creative solution to the above problem, preferably one that doesn't land me behind bars. One can only blame Morph so much in this life
10-26-2021 , 03:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Also what's the BBV advice? So I matched with this young hot China girl and did all the usual wechats, she nice, based on her pics she prolly has stupidly rich parents too but due to Nazi Covid rules in these parts I cant go there anytime soon, and she prolly can't either

1.???
2.???
3. Profit?
1. Learn Song:



2. Do some remote karaoke thing I assume must exist by now.
10-26-2021 , 04:16 PM
3. is profit obv
10-26-2021 , 05:07 PM
Sheep likes Morph's idea. Also, because of Morph's absence in the markets lately you should have made good money trading options by now. Maybe you could spend it on hookers and aaaaaaaaaa impress her by sharing your screen and letting her sweat a trading session?
10-26-2021 , 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
I'll provide the answer if someone comes up with a good or at least creative solution to the above problem, preferably one that doesn't land me behind bars. One can only blame Morph so much in this life
pay off the employee at the embassy from hot babe, get a 'essential worker' visa.

YW

Last edited by robert_utk; 10-26-2021 at 05:36 PM. Reason: mine expired in May 2020, and only was valid at USA military checkpoints
10-26-2021 , 07:34 PM
Tell her to post here. We’ll make sure you get laid and paid.
10-27-2021 , 01:30 AM
Sounds like some solid advice.
10-27-2021 , 04:01 AM
I’m taking poker lessons from Majik. He’s a good coach.

https://upswingpoker.com/hand/?pokeit=224WJ5PKc
10-27-2021 , 02:11 PM
I folded AA pre and then folded QQ the next hand in Sunday's tourney.

Spoiler:
Right after break. Didn't get back from my booze run in time.
10-27-2021 , 02:42 PM
fold pre

wait...
10-27-2021 , 03:27 PM
NEVER food pre.
10-27-2021 , 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
1. Learn Song:
2. Do some remote karaoke thing I assume must exist by now.
Anytime I do karaoke I remember why I did not become a famous singer, but I'll give it a B for good effort

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
Sheep likes Morph's idea. Also, because of Morph's absence in the markets lately you should have made good money trading options by now. Maybe you could spend it on hookers and aaaaaaaaaa impress her by sharing your screen and letting her sweat a trading session?
If I want to get rid of her I'll consider that


Quote:
Originally Posted by robert_utk
pay off the employee at the embassy from hot babe, get a 'essential worker' visa.
YW
These visas are almost impossible to get right now, even if you had contacts and bribed your way all around. It's not like Thailand or Cambodia where you can still buy pretty much everything with money


Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
I’m taking poker lessons from Majik. He’s a good coach.
https://upswingpoker.com/hand/?pokeit=224WJ5PKc
I saw that coming. No boomplayer and the fall to 2NL is imminent


Anyways the guy with the most life wisdom was correct about the country. No news though, I targeted the end of the year but may have to wait a little, without the residency I can't get anything moving and it's pretty crazy currently. Tons of peeps are leaving, freight prices are through the roof anyways. The winter is the best time in HK also.

Good to see you back Mr. suited, hope you're doing ok

      
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