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Epic Fail in the making. OP sounds like a real winner. Doesnt have a job, steals from relatives to gamble and always talks about building a roll which clearly will never happen. One question, how do you pay for necessities without any money like food for your kid?

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01-25-2011 , 05:02 PM

#203

kgr00

adept

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 771

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Originally Posted by bilpullman

One question, how do you pay for necessities without any money like food for your kid?

He lives in the UK, he will be benifited up the arse.

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01-25-2011 , 05:05 PM

#204

1WhyYouMadTho1

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 29

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Originally Posted by kgr00

He lives in the UK, he will be benifited up the arse.

This

Last edited by 1WhyYouMadTho1; 01-25-2011 at 05:07 PM. Reason: OP is also stealing my taxes, fu OP.

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01-25-2011 , 07:01 PM

#205

NoLimitLeagues

old hand

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,672

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Originally Posted by Bimma

good bet and gl u bag of ****

dont have much of an option here. my life bankroll was $2.45 before i broke into her piggy bank. so its either this or my 6 kids gonna starve for another few weeks. plus she prolly wont even notice its gone and like i said i will just sneak it back after i win and she is sleeping. go steelers!!

oh and after i win im gonna use the money to grind some online sit and goehs to payback all my relatives. anyone know a good program that can tell me when to go all in and when to call?

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01-25-2011 , 07:15 PM

#206

1WhyYouMadTho1

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 29

No. Thats cheating.

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01-25-2011 , 07:35 PM

#207

yogibear88

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 407

This guy is such a tool.

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01-25-2011 , 08:28 PM

#208

TheUltimateSheriff

banned

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 276

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Originally Posted by ac1212

in before stole 150 from my son's birthday fund, had a good feeling about a tournament... son will have to make do with imaginary birthday presents and no food.

Got all his presents today. Got him a cake in the shape of a monkey lol so **** you a-hole

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01-25-2011 , 08:30 PM

#209

s4lesman

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 518

best present you could give him is giving up gambling and be a good father

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01-25-2011 , 08:37 PM

#210

cds0699

LOSING

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9,018

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Originally Posted by s4lesman

best present you could give him is giving up gambling and be a good father

+1

You're a bag of douche, OP.

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01-25-2011 , 08:52 PM

#211

HarbingerOfTilt

banned

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 55

pics of cake or it didnt happen

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01-25-2011 , 09:13 PM

#212

LeedawG

banned

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 284

u my friend are a scumbag.....

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01-25-2011 , 09:18 PM

#213

msufan

adept

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 735

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Originally Posted by Resistance

No you didn't

This is hilarious.

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01-25-2011 , 10:26 PM

#214

TheUltimateSheriff

banned

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 276

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Originally Posted by HarbingerOfTilt

pics of cake or it didnt happen

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01-25-2011 , 10:28 PM

#215

Resistance

adept

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,011

Great cake man.

Now give up your stupid gambling, get a nice job, be the man

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01-25-2011 , 10:31 PM

#216

TheUltimateSheriff

banned

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 276

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Originally Posted by Dirt Diggler

Cause he wont be getting anything on his birthday

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so stfu and gtfo

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01-25-2011 , 10:49 PM

#217

Resistance

adept

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,011

Play Poker Like The Pros spotted in the background

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01-25-2011 , 11:41 PM

#218

super shark

newbie

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 30

Shot taking in $24 tourny ITT

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01-25-2011 , 11:50 PM

#219

lostbear87

banned

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 353

How old is your boy?

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01-26-2011 , 05:28 AM

#220

kgr00

adept

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 771

[ ] £150 spent on your kid.
[X] £25 spent on kid, £25 spent on Caro's book of tells, £100 torney shot coming soon!

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01-26-2011 , 05:33 AM

#221

Elderboy

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 91

You're delusional OP, and that's only ok when you don't have responsibilities.

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01-26-2011 , 05:42 AM

#222

canoodles

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 7,027

[x]Morally -EV
[x]Guilt +EV
[x]**** you

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01-26-2011 , 06:06 AM

#223

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

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Originally Posted by Resistance

Play Poker Like The Pros spotted in the background

lol wow

im not convinced he is levelling anymore

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE AT ALL NOW

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01-26-2011 , 09:36 AM

#224

VarianceMinefield

banned

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 57,722

who cares if he is leveling? he is a loser either way

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01-26-2011 , 10:16 AM

#225

WAtR

veteran

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,386

Cliffs anyone?

Based on the OP, this is pretty shameful. Either for stealing from his family or making up such a **** story.

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