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03-23-2012 , 02:03 AM

#326

CheckNorrisPUUNZ

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 112

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Originally Posted by dimebar

so op was a level? pretty well done level if so...

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03-23-2012 , 07:06 PM

#327

epicbeast

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 312

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Originally Posted by dimebar

so op was a level? pretty well done level if so...

Uh ya it was a level obviously lol. Or i thought it was obvious anyways.

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03-23-2012 , 08:57 PM

#328

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

its not 100% Spoke to op privately and know the part of the city he is from, there's people like him everywhere, sad but true

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03-08-2013 , 09:06 PM

#329

cardplayer

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 668

bump

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03-09-2013 , 04:55 PM

#330

bob2222

banned

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 720

its not 100% Spoke to op privately and know the part of the city he is from, there's people like him everywhere, sad but true

WOW that was insightful thankyou

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03-09-2013 , 07:07 PM

#331

chad0x001

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 8,558

[ ] maybe a bit degen
[X] degen
[X] scum

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03-10-2013 , 06:14 AM

#332

kevmode

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,539

Crazy thread wow. OP steals from grandma and tries to justify it smh.

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03-11-2013 , 01:53 PM

#333

BlackFr1day

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,629

The thread where this guy made a "poker hit list" of people he was going to play HU and bust was the greatest thread of all time - plus the screenshot he posted revealing he has wallpaper of barry greenstein dressed up as robin hood. Can never be topped IMO

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03-11-2013 , 03:12 PM

#334

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

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Originally Posted by TheUltimateSheriff

I havent played online in a while i played under the name Tight Poosy on full tilt p-oker i used to do quite well at sit n goes

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Originally Posted by Resistance

No you didn't

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Originally Posted by TheUltimateSheriff

WTF is that

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Originally Posted by TheUltimateSheriff

Very funny anybody can make up a graph with photoshop

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Originally Posted by Resistance

http://www.sharkscope.com/?username=...earchtype=SNGO

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Originally Posted by TheUltimateSheriff

I cant believe this sharkscope website how can they get away with recording everyones games that has to be illegal WTF

This exchange was so amazing

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03-11-2013 , 04:35 PM

#335

mississippi

enthusiast

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 89

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Originally Posted by ac1212

Papa, tell me the story of my first birthday.

i had this overwhelming feeling i was gonna own souls playing the live tourney at my local casino it was a £20 + £4 no limit freezeout that attracts a tonne of loose passive fish. The problem was i only had £5 to my name i tried asking a few of my friends but none of them wanted to give me it as i already owe a few of them money. None of my relatives give me loans of money either because they seem to think i have a gambling problem just because i like to bet on the odd football game and sometimes the odd greyhound or 2. I just had a feeling i had to play that tourney and knew my gran had just recieved her pension so her purse would be full and she wouldnt miss one £20 note. I am not proud of it but i took the £20 note i needed while she was asleep on the couch. The edge i think i have in the tourney i feel makes it +ev to rob my grans purse. Anyway it turned out to be one of the best decisions ive ever made i ended up chopping 3 handed i had a big chip lead and got most of the prizepool , i got £490. When i came home my gran was upstairs in bed and i just slipped a £20 back in her purse.

For your birthday I bought you a Cheeky Little Monkey birthday cake, some clothes and toys.

But Papa, isn't stealing wrong? Especially from your own family?

If you had witnessed the players this tourney attracts you would have done the same thing believe me. Its full of donkbots

Papa, I think you have a gambling problem.

I dont care if you think i have a gambling problem anybody in their right mind would have done it if they played this tourney before. Was i not proved right plus i would have def given her it back at some point and anyway i always go to the shops and sh*t for her cigs i do alot for her

So what now Papa?

First we find other purses, wallets, we grave rob, beg until we get some money. Then im depositting online and im gonna grind sit n goes until I can pay back my debts to friends and i also plan on getting sit n go manager to help me with the all in and the call ranges. i used to do quite well at sit n goes.

Because of this work im giving 5 stars

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03-11-2013 , 05:22 PM

#336

tehbloker

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 213

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Originally Posted by mivara

in before karma

lol

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03-11-2013 , 05:23 PM

#337

tehbloker

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 213

OP is a sweet kid.

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03-11-2013 , 05:24 PM

#338

tehbloker

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 213

ac1212 is a sweet kid

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03-12-2013 , 11:20 PM

#339

ssnyc

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Wow

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03-14-2013 , 07:11 PM

#340

Caniel Dates

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Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 36

Thought the title of thread was awesome...............Did not disappoint.

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03-14-2013 , 07:28 PM

#341

burnst

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,288

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Originally Posted by BlackFr1day

+1

i feel so proud he was railing me in a thread once. no idea what happened to him. i still search him from time to time. when he had his own home game set up on stars and was playing -NMHU...amazing days

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03-15-2013 , 12:52 PM

#342

Paslir_Fiek

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 35

Sweet cash. Use the money to start a roll. Play live cash games and start the grind. Don't listen to these people, they didn't want the story to end with you cashing. GL at the tables

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03-15-2013 , 01:51 PM

#343

ThatsNotPoker

adept

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1,066

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Originally Posted by Paslir_Fiek

Sweet cash. Use the money to start a roll. Play live cash games and start the grind. Don't listen to these people, they didn't want the story to end with you cashing. GL at the tables

Maybe if the story hadn't have started with him robbing a 20 from his gran's purse they would have hoped for a better ending for him.

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03-15-2013 , 02:53 PM

#344

therightdeal

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 6,256

Gran probably dead now, hope OP feels like a tart.

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11-01-2015 , 04:30 AM

#345

Tank Home & Away

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 384

Who the heck was this guy?

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11-01-2015 , 07:00 AM

#346

Unsporting

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 4,482

OP confirmed busto?

Owes nan $2000 now instead of $20?

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11-01-2015 , 06:35 PM

#347

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

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unban the sheriff mods.

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11-01-2015 , 09:01 PM

#348

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

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Originally Posted by TheUltimateSheriff

Look im not proud of it but havent you ever just had a feeling. Havent you ever took an underolled shot at a game. I had to take a chance its my son's first birthday next week and i had no money but everything worked out

You have a son? And you had to rob your grandma for $20??? For a tournament buy in??? How old are you OP?

Sheesh. I don't think the question is on whether on not it was +EV or not. The more pressing question is how did OP ever think having a child with $5 to his name was a good idea (or how anyone was whiling to sleep with the OP), who happens to be so broke that he doesn't have access to $20 (cash or credit).

I remember when was I was 20 I begged/borrowed $100 from a friend and promised to pay it back in a week (I had no idea where I was going to get the money) to make a 3-team parlay in football. I won ($550) and turned that into $2K on later games. I felt like a genius. Felt like my "move" to borrow money and win was a self-created freeroll.

However

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