Last night i had this overwhelming feeling i was gonna own souls playing the live tourney at my local casino it was a £20 + £4 no limit freezeout that attracts a tonne of loose passive fish. The problem was i only had £5 to my name i tried asking a few of my friends but none of them wanted to give me it as i already owe a few of them money. None of my relatives give me loans of money either because they seem to think i have a gambling problem just because i like to bet on the odd football game and sometimes the odd greyhound or 2. I just had a feeling i had to play that tourney and knew my gran had just recieved her pension so her purse would be full and she wouldnt miss one £20 note. I am not proud of it but i took the £20 note i needed while she was asleep on the couch. The edge i think i have in the tourney i feel makes it +ev to rob my grans purse. Anyway it turned out to be one of the best decisions ive ever made i ended up chopping 3 handed i had a big chip lead and got most of the prizepool , i got £490. When i came home my gran was upstairs in bed and i just slipped a £20 back in her purse.

Beat: robbing my grans purse is maybe a bit degen
Brag: took down my first live tourney

You have a gambling problem.

buy something nice for her.

So when would you have replaced it if you hadn't of cashed?

You're a c***, and you have a gambling problem.

i am never in the bookies anymore so stfu fool

I think im gonna slip a £10 note into her purse today when she falls asleep call it juice

[x] OP has gambling problem

[ ] OP will put more money in his nan's purse

Spend half the payout on Gran, call it an offering to Gamblor.

Look im not proud of it but havent you ever just had a feeling. Havent you ever took an underolled shot at a game. I had to take a chance its my son's first birthday next week and i had no money but everything worked out

why did you not go the bookies with your £5 and put it in the roullete machine and won £24. no need to break your nans heart.


also you are a scumbag

[ ] Took down live tourney

If you had witnessed the players this tourney attracts you would have done the same thing believe me. Its full of donkbots

You really have a gambling problem!

in before karma

Technically i took it down because we played on and i won

Obvious level is obvious

what comes around goes around.

Technically, your gran should have you arrested.

I dont care if you think i have a gambling problem anybody in their right mind would have done it if they played this tourney before. Was i not proved right plus i would have def given her it back at some point and anyway i always go to the shops and sh*t for her cigs i do alot for her

Obviously.

Such a degen. Hopefully you can now pay back your friends who you owe money.

How dumb can u be to think people will think thats cool and ''+EV'' . Atb to ur son omfg.

I dont plan on telling anybody that knows me in person because i will get hounded for debts i owe. Im gonna use this money to grind and then once i have built up enough money i will pay my friends back. There is no point in giving all this away because then i will be in the same predicament as yesterday.

I used to have a friend exactly like you sheriff.