Right so I have decided to tell you the most epic life/ poker/ roullette run good that is the story of my 2009.

Everything I touch this year turns to gold- it is actually quite scary.

Firstly lets get the poker out the way- here is my yearly graph so far...





Not bad- mainly 10 20 and some 25 50- running bad too



Now on to the roullette. This is where it gets ridiculous.

Firstly I have played roullette pissed with mates 3 times this year, first time I put 50 pounds on 2 numbers, obviously insta 17 for 1.8 k gbp then stop and walk out.

Next time- 50 quid on 4 numbers- hit straight away- first spin- walk out 1800 up again.

Last night the msot crazy one of all. Went to a casino after a huge night out with some mates, got out 300 quid and instantly lost 225 quid on black jack.

I had 75 pounds left, went up to roullette table, put 75 quid on 17... table maximum. Said to the whole table- back this number, you have no idea how good I run- they oblilged.

Straight away- 17 drops, dont even celebrate. Just look at my friend and go, "guilty"... just in disbelief. Literally felt like something supernatural was happening, I was just 100% sure it was coming in.

So, we went to a homeless shelter straight after- got a taxi to take us there, and gave the owners as much money as they would let us. Then split a grand or so between mates to give to charities of their choice. Now have a STUPID amount of cash flying about my room from general run good.





Now all this is obviuosly pretty sick- but I have one other general brag.


6 weeks ago on an un named sports betting website, which I use for poker asnd keep some of my bankroll in, they made a huge error. When I was moving moneys around their site- they accidently DOUBLED my account balance- (60k USD). I looked on ther terms and conditions, and it said that if they made an error they just had to contact me in due time and notify me about the problem.

So i sat tight, wondering what to do, until I got an email a few weeks later.

It said ring us immediately. So i did...

They claimed that as I was a good customer, they were only going to take 45k usd back, and leave me 15k up. So I got given another 15k usd just from general life run good. Simply INCREDIBLE.





Anyway hope you enjoyed, and btw- ship the new (used but mine) Porsche...

Nice story mate, good to see you are doing good things with the money you've won. Remember Karma Eh Laddy

im jealous as hell go fk urself

Sick brag, and yeah nice to see you giving some money to people who need it. Congrats on.. well everything haha!

Solid first poast

[ x ] variance

sick brag yo.

teech me how to have supernatural powers.

What the hell is a quid?

a quid is one of those sea creatures, you know the ones with eight legs?!

I would stay indoors for the next year or so. The universe will start evening things out pretty soon and you're gonna get hit by a bus.

quid is the british pound.

congrats on doing good with the monzzz. nice story mate, gl... if u need it

im jealous

where do you live?

I might dress like a hobo and look really sad in front of your door or something

fake

this is how the story ends: op is a solid winner at 10/20 and owns a porsche. he gives money to homeless. sounds like the guy is legit right? now here's the twist-he asks for a trade on high stakes because he wants to get money on stars and does a 200k trade with durrrr. Except he doesn't transfer the money but gets it, wp

graph of roulette or didn't happen

Everything he touches turns to gold but for the people around him everything turns to mud. He comes to stay with me in summer, insta 30k downswing. I go and stay with him in london for a WEEKEND, insta 50k downswing. bah

jealous of the porsche

die roulette
***** william hill and ladbrokes took all my money on the machines

safe sex is great sex

nice graph

I hate this man.

I'll take 50 pounds of quid , plz. well done, sir

Wow nice story. 17 is my "lucky" number too.

read a book.

its in harry potter

sick brag yooo