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06-05-2020 , 10:29 AM
i dont get it and i are technically millenial

**** you friday morning and the 10 hours of work i have to get through before the AaaAAaaAAaAaaaaAAaaAaAaaAAAAA
06-05-2020 , 10:33 AM
06-05-2020 , 10:35 AM
The oldest Millennials turn 40 this year.
06-05-2020 , 10:57 AM
Thanks Morph
06-05-2020 , 11:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
This is unacceptable. Mr. King Fish, please infract Morph for calling pikachu an animal and for calling the TV show 'weird'.
I don’t watch that shitty show. I know a slight amount because my daughter used to watch it. For the rest of the post I just googled “bad anime characters” and plugged in some names. I’m a grown-ass man, FFS. I don’t have time for weird kid shows about enslaving animals and forcing them to fight in a ring.
06-05-2020 , 11:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
I don’t watch that shitty show. I know a slight amount because my daughter used to watch it. For the rest of the post I just googled “bad anime characters” and plugged in some names. I’m a grown-ass man, FFS. I don’t have time for weird kid shows about enslaving animals and forcing them to fight in a ring.




06-05-2020 , 01:41 PM
1,3,2
06-05-2020 , 03:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Are you prussians allowed to watch so much jodeling?
yes
06-05-2020 , 03:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Werner Herzog is Bavarian.
06-05-2020 , 03:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
I don’t watch that shitty show. I know a slight amount because my daughter used to watch it. For the rest of the post I just googled “bad anime characters” and plugged in some names. I’m a grown-ass man, FFS. I don’t have time for weird kid shows about enslaving animals and forcing them to fight in a ring.
Right? I found an episode on YT and watched a bit. So all kinds of people in the world of this show have these super-powered animals stowed away in little balls? And whenever they feel like it, they release them into an arena to let them fight until they're so beat up they're not able to fight anymore?

And it looks like they do it for sport?

What the actual F? I thought this was a Sci-Fi version of "Lassie", but it's more like Spartacus without sandals. If I had kids I wouldn't let them watch that show!
06-05-2020 , 03:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Werner Herzog is Bavarian.
I know. Kinski was born in Poland to Prussian German parents.
06-05-2020 , 03:41 PM
In Bavarian etymology every German outside old Bavaria (and maybe Francs, Swabs and Badensers, if you are being generous) is a Prussian and is being profiled and stereotyped kinda like the blacks in Murica
06-05-2020 , 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Right? I found an episode on YT and watched a bit. So all kinds of people in the world of this show have these super-powered animals stowed away in little balls? And whenever they feel like it, they release them into an arena to let them fight until they're so beat up they're not able to fight anymore?

And it looks like they do it for sport?

What the actual F? I thought this was a Sci-Fi version of "Lassie", but it's more like Spartacus without sandals. If I had kids I wouldn't let them watch that show!
I've never watched Pokemon. But I knew they came from eggs.

Here's the cartoon Morph grew up watching...

06-05-2020 , 03:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
if I had kids I wouldn't let them watch that show!
Since at least one episode from the 1990s caused hundreds of Japanese children to have epileptic seizures that might not be a bad idea.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
it's more like Spartacus without sandals.
Now you’re just making it sound awesome!

06-05-2020 , 06:22 PM
I am Pikachu!
06-05-2020 , 06:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
I am Pikachu!
You’re a bald German.
06-05-2020 , 07:01 PM
The Morph Herrline is solid, if the pictures are to be believed.
06-05-2020 , 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
The Morph Herrline is solid, if the pictures are to be believed.
06-05-2020 , 07:21 PM
As far as that Pokeyman business goes: I bought these first edition starter boxes more than 20 years ago for $1 each on clearance at my bookstore, because nobody went to bookstores to buy Pokemon cards (Digimon, on the other hand...). They're still in the plastic, and when last I checked they were practically worthless.

06-05-2020 , 09:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
As far as that Pokeyman business goes: I bought these first edition starter boxes more than 20 years ago for $1 each on clearance at my bookstore, because nobody went to bookstores to buy Pokemon cards (Digimon, on the other hand...). They're still in the plastic, and when last I checked they were practically worthless.

Start with what exactly? Fantasizing about animal enslavement? I guess my friend was right, this is a rip-off!
06-05-2020 , 09:43 PM
Super late regged a $50 turbo cause I was bored. Currently chipleader. 82/335 left

https://upswingpoker.com/replayer/224Camo84

Spoiler:
PokerStars Hand #214751599684: Tournament #2649096857, $45.50+$4.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (600/1200) - 2020/06/05 21:32:57 ET
Table '2649096857 25' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Frezza1019 (36287 in chips)
Seat 2: PotDripper (39171 in chips)
Seat 3: TheDumpsterFire (39390 in chips)
Seat 4: mwthegreat (51217 in chips)
Seat 5: aldrich801 (34724 in chips)
Seat 6: birdsosmall (29712 in chips)
Frezza1019: posts the ante 120
PotDripper: posts the ante 120
TheDumpsterFire: posts the ante 120
mwthegreat: posts the ante 120
aldrich801: posts the ante 120
birdsosmall: posts the ante 120
birdsosmall: posts small blind 600
Frezza1019: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PotDripper [Jc Jd]
mwthegreat said, "Nj"
PotDripper: raises 1600 to 2800
mwthegreat said, "Nj"
TheDumpsterFire: folds
mwthegreat: folds
aldrich801: raises 5600 to 8400
birdsosmall: folds
Frezza1019: raises 27767 to 36167 and is all-in
PotDripper: raises 2884 to 39051 and is all-in
aldrich801: calls 26204 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (2884) returned to PotDripper
*** FLOP *** [3s 6c Jh]
*** TURN *** [3s 6c Jh] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [3s 6c Jh Qs] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Frezza1019: shows [Ks As] (a flush, Ace high)
PotDripper: shows [Jc Jd] (four of a kind, Jacks)
PotDripper collected 3126 from side pot
aldrich801: shows [Kc Ac] (a pair of Jacks)
PotDripper collected 105132 from main pot
Frezza1019 finished the tournament in 105th place
aldrich801 finished the tournament in 106th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 108258 Main pot 105132. Side pot 3126. | Rake 0
Board [3s 6c Jh Qs Js]
Seat 1: Frezza1019 (big blind) showed [Ks As] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: PotDripper showed [Jc Jd] and won (108258) with four of a kind, Jacks
Seat 3: TheDumpsterFire folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mwthegreat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: aldrich801 (button) showed [Kc Ac] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: birdsosmall (small blind) folded before Flop

Last edited by King Fish; 06-05-2020 at 09:52 PM. Reason: Looks like Upswing may be buggy
06-05-2020 , 10:57 PM
Happy Meerkaturday!

Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I've never watched Pokemon. But I knew they came from eggs.

Here's the cartoon Morph grew up watching...

Steamboat Willie! Sheep knew that without googling.

Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
As far as that Pokeyman business goes: I bought these first edition starter boxes more than 20 years ago for $1 each on clearance at my bookstore, because nobody went to bookstores to buy Pokemon cards (Digimon, on the other hand...). They're still in the plastic, and when last I checked they were practically worthless.

That's a pity, because Sheep still has plenty of trading cards.
06-05-2020 , 11:25 PM
Out in 7th. Poker is stupid.
06-06-2020 , 01:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
Super late regged a $50 turbo cause I was bored. Currently chipleader. 82/335 left

https://upswingpoker.com/replayer/224Camo84

Spoiler:
PokerStars Hand #214751599684: Tournament #2649096857, $45.50+$4.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (600/1200) - 2020/06/05 21:32:57 ET
Table '2649096857 25' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Frezza1019 (36287 in chips)
Seat 2: PotDripper (39171 in chips)
Seat 3: TheDumpsterFire (39390 in chips)
Seat 4: mwthegreat (51217 in chips)
Seat 5: aldrich801 (34724 in chips)
Seat 6: birdsosmall (29712 in chips)
Frezza1019: posts the ante 120
PotDripper: posts the ante 120
TheDumpsterFire: posts the ante 120
mwthegreat: posts the ante 120
aldrich801: posts the ante 120
birdsosmall: posts the ante 120
birdsosmall: posts small blind 600
Frezza1019: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PotDripper [Jc Jd]
mwthegreat said, "Nj"
PotDripper: raises 1600 to 2800
mwthegreat said, "Nj"
TheDumpsterFire: folds
mwthegreat: folds
aldrich801: raises 5600 to 8400
birdsosmall: folds
Frezza1019: raises 27767 to 36167 and is all-in
PotDripper: raises 2884 to 39051 and is all-in
aldrich801: calls 26204 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (2884) returned to PotDripper
*** FLOP *** [3s 6c Jh]
*** TURN *** [3s 6c Jh] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [3s 6c Jh Qs] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Frezza1019: shows [Ks As] (a flush, Ace high)
PotDripper: shows [Jc Jd] (four of a kind, Jacks)
PotDripper collected 3126 from side pot
aldrich801: shows [Kc Ac] (a pair of Jacks)
PotDripper collected 105132 from main pot
Frezza1019 finished the tournament in 105th place
aldrich801 finished the tournament in 106th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 108258 Main pot 105132. Side pot 3126. | Rake 0
Board [3s 6c Jh Qs Js]
Seat 1: Frezza1019 (big blind) showed [Ks As] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: PotDripper showed [Jc Jd] and won (108258) with four of a kind, Jacks
Seat 3: TheDumpsterFire folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mwthegreat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: aldrich801 (button) showed [Kc Ac] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: birdsosmall (small blind) folded before Flop


Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
Out in 7th. Poker is stupid.
Not bad tho.
06-06-2020 , 05:16 AM
Best fake Aussie accent: Go.


      
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