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Old 06-29-2020, 07:50 PM   #551
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Old 06-29-2020, 08:09 PM   #552
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Tidy this place up! Just heard we have a surprise inspection in the morning.
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Old 06-29-2020, 09:19 PM   #553
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We will blame it all on Morph
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Old 06-30-2020, 01:31 AM   #554
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Old 06-30-2020, 02:45 AM   #555
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Old 06-30-2020, 02:50 AM   #556
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...is that woman even married?
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Old 06-30-2020, 03:10 AM   #557
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Titty Tuesday!
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Old 06-30-2020, 10:17 AM   #558
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Old 06-30-2020, 12:55 PM   #559
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Happy Titty Tuesday! From our friend Mr. Sheep.
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Old 06-30-2020, 12:57 PM   #560
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To answer dad: yes, four times actually. Was out of gas after two hours though. And she seemed like she lost coordination while she was here so I assumed she had been drinking right before getting out of the car. Turns out she was and lied about it. Currently assessing whether or not she's an alcoholic because this seems to be a thing.
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We failed inspection.
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Old 06-30-2020, 01:44 PM   #562
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Has the Sammy ever fixed anything?
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So, your penis is 1.5 inches?

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Old 06-30-2020, 04:08 PM   #568
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Yes!


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