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06-23-2020 , 12:16 PM
and this is why I just don't give a phuc
06-23-2020 , 12:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
and this is why I just don't give a phuc
I’ll allow it.
06-23-2020 , 12:32 PM
Sounds like a bbv member
Spoiler:
Quote:
“Your name in English sounds like F*** Boy”. If I lived in Vietnam and my name in your language sounded like Eat a D***, I would change it to avoid embarrassment,” he wrote. “I repeat my request.”
06-23-2020 , 12:58 PM
"Just call me 'Four Asterisks'!"
06-23-2020 , 01:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Sounds like a bbv member
The only things missing are obvious misspellings & a stuck CAPS LOCK key.
06-23-2020 , 01:16 PM
06-23-2020 , 01:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Fidstar looks different than I expected.
06-23-2020 , 02:48 PM
I wish I was born in 1992...
06-23-2020 , 03:16 PM
Does anyone want to take my Masterclass in getting totally ****in' owned

Table '#1608' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: UTG ($25.40 in chips)
Seat 2: UTGplus1 ($21.87 in chips)
Seat 3: UTGplus2 ($27.08 in chips)
Seat 4: Dealer ($14.90 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($30.29 in chips)
Seat 6: Big Blind ($11.57 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind $0.10
Big Blind: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Td Ts]
UTG: folds
UTGplus1: folds
UTGplus2: raises $0.65 to $0.65
Dealer: calls $0.65
Hero: raises $2.75 to $2.85
Big Blind: folds
UTGplus2: calls $2.20
Dealer: calls $2.20
*** FLOP *** [2d 4s Th]
Hero: bets $1.50
UTGplus2: folds
Dealer: calls $1.50
*** TURN *** [2d 4s Th] [5s]
Hero: bets $4
Dealer: raises $6.55 to $10.55 and is all-in
Hero: calls $6.55
*** RIVER *** [2d 4s Th 5s] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dealer: shows [5h 5c] (four of a kind, Fives)
Hero: shows [Td Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Fives)
Dealer collected $31.26 from pot
Table deposit $12.50
Seat re-join
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $32.9 | Rake $1.64
Board [2d 4s Th 5s 5d]
Seat 1: UTG mucked [4d Jh]
Seat 2: UTGplus1 mucked [6s Qd]
Seat 3: UTGplus2 mucked [Jc Ac]
Seat 4: Dealer (button) showed [5h 5c] and won ($31.26) with four of a kind, Fives
Seat 5: Hero (small blind) showed [Td Ts] and lost with a full house, Tens full of Tens
Seat 6: Big Blind (big blind) mucked [8c 7d]
06-23-2020 , 03:22 PM
You should not play vs. the dealer, he can see the cards obv
06-23-2020 , 03:25 PM
true
06-23-2020 , 03:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
I laughed irl

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bad Beat Bill
Does anyone want to take my Masterclass in getting totally ****in' owned

Table '#1608' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: UTG ($25.40 in chips)
Seat 2: UTGplus1 ($21.87 in chips)
Seat 3: UTGplus2 ($27.08 in chips)
Seat 4: Dealer ($14.90 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($30.29 in chips)
Seat 6: Big Blind ($11.57 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind $0.10
Big Blind: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Td Ts]
UTG: folds
UTGplus1: folds
UTGplus2: raises $0.65 to $0.65
Dealer: calls $0.65
Hero: raises $2.75 to $2.85
Big Blind: folds
UTGplus2: calls $2.20
Dealer: calls $2.20
*** FLOP *** [2d 4s Th]
Hero: bets $1.50
UTGplus2: folds
Dealer: calls $1.50
*** TURN *** [2d 4s Th] [5s]
Hero: bets $4
Dealer: raises $6.55 to $10.55 and is all-in
Hero: calls $6.55
*** RIVER *** [2d 4s Th 5s] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dealer: shows [5h 5c] (four of a kind, Fives)
Hero: shows [Td Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Fives)
Dealer collected $31.26 from pot
Table deposit $12.50
Seat re-join
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $32.9 | Rake $1.64
Board [2d 4s Th 5s 5d]
Seat 1: UTG mucked [4d Jh]
Seat 2: UTGplus1 mucked [6s Qd]
Seat 3: UTGplus2 mucked [Jc Ac]
Seat 4: Dealer (button) showed [5h 5c] and won ($31.26) with four of a kind, Fives
Seat 5: Hero (small blind) showed [Td Ts] and lost with a full house, Tens full of Tens
Seat 6: Big Blind (big blind) mucked [8c 7d]
https://pokeit.co/convert/

Ain't got time, this time...

Edit:
Got 20 min now... but converter didn't work in this case, anyway...
Hand is sick... Worst I ever had was 998x on 988 in PLO, where villain made quads 3333 with JT33... but that was 4 card holdem... but mine was for a 800bb pot at PLO10 (brag, beat, or fold river?)

Last edited by pennypusher; 06-23-2020 at 04:02 PM.
06-23-2020 , 11:17 PM
Blind vs blind, flopped a boat with KK. Brutal river.

https://upswingpoker.com/replayer/124D7cyH5
06-24-2020 , 01:25 AM
^^


Last edited by pennypusher; 06-24-2020 at 01:45 AM.
06-24-2020 , 04:40 AM
pennypusher is fast becoming the new LOL POT ODDS of bbv, in terms of volume of posts.
06-24-2020 , 04:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather. The day was so nice that she became careless and a fox snuck up behind her and caught her.

"I am going to eat you for lunch!" said the fox.

"Wait!" replied the rabbit, "You should at least wait a few days."

"Oh yeah? Why should I wait?"

"Well, I am just finishing my thesis on 'The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves'."

"Are you crazy? I should eat you right now! Everybody knows that a fox will always win over a rabbit."

"Not really, not according to my research. If you like, you can come into my hole and read it for yourself. If you are not convinced, you can go ahead and have me for lunch."

"You really are crazy!" But since the fox was curious and had nothing to lose, he went with the rabbit. The fox never came out.

A few days later the rabbit was again taking a break from writing and sure enough, a wolf came out of the bushes and was ready to set upon her.

"Wait!" yelled the rabbit, "you can't eat me right now."

"And why might that be, my furry appetizer?"

"I am almost finished writing my thesis on 'The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves'."

The wolf laughed so hard that it almost lost its grip on the rabbit.

"Maybe I shouldn't eat you. You really are sick...in the head. You might have something contagious."

"Come and read it for yourself. You can eat me afterward if you disagree with my conclusions."

So the wolf went down into the rabbit's hole...and never came out.

The rabbit finished her thesis and was out celebrating in the local lettuce patch. Another rabbit came along and asked, "What's up? You seem very happy."

"Yup, I just finished my thesis."

"Congratulations. What's it about?"

"'The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves'."

"Are you sure? That doesn't sound right."

"Oh yes. Come and read it for yourself."

So together they went down into the rabbit's hole. As they entered, the friend saw the typical graduate student abode, albeit a rather messy one after writing a thesis.

The computer with the controversial work was in one corner. To the right there was a pile of fox bones, to the left a pile of wolf bones. And in the middle was a large, well-fed lion.

The moral of the story:

The title of your thesis doesn't matter. The subject doesn't matter. The research doesn't matter. All that matters is who your advisor is.

Spoiler:
Interesting, right? What's your favorite rabbit joke?


Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
"Just call me 'Four Asterisks'!"


Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
pennypusher is fast becoming the new LOL POT ODDS of bbv, in terms of volume of posts.
06-24-2020 , 09:20 AM
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
06-24-2020 , 09:32 AM
06-24-2020 , 11:08 AM
Who is the emperor of the sheep?

Baah-Baahrossa
06-24-2020 , 11:13 AM
06-24-2020 , 12:48 PM
What is the Sheep's favorite sport?

Baahdminton
06-24-2020 , 03:14 PM
06-24-2020 , 03:42 PM
don't think i forgot about you tuesday, you can still go **** yourself
06-24-2020 , 04:16 PM
Very impressed to see someone post Moracchioli covers besides me. bbv is bordering on respectability.
Spoiler:
lol
06-24-2020 , 06:45 PM
Norwegian music rulz, German music droolz.

      
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