Happy Morphday!

Can’t believe how narcissistic you and Sheep are. All holidays should be named after ME.

It is still Sheepday, and thus, we post! I analyzed the postings of the past few days since I have been busy and away.

Today, the 167th consecutive Sheepday, is a wonderful day with wonderful postings. Even the postings of Sammy are good today. We rejoice. Let us recognize the continued efforts of Mr. Sheep, and the attempts of Mr. King Fish to thwart his woolly goodness. Bah.

Happy ****head day!

**** yo umonday

**** you monday

Off to rotations. I made a delicious shake for breakfast. It contained more calories than Sammy could eat in a day!

RIP Sammy

Titty Tuesday!

BBV should be nuked and all green mods sterilized.

A Welsh father is hitchhiking with his son when he comes across a sheep with his head stuck in a fence
The father says to the son "Watch this." and proceeds to undo his zipper and then makes love to the sheep. When he is finished, he steps away from the sheep and says to his son "Your turn, son." The son sighs before sticking his head in the fence.

wat

He’s one of your people. Do something about it.

And when you’re done, report for sterilization.

preach

this is an excerpt from sammy's biography right

Confirmed

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa

[x] Tuesday saved

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The breakdown in agricultural production following introduction of free market economy in Poland in 1989 resulted in dramatic decrease in sheep number from 4.991.000 in 1986 to 890.000 in June 1994, of which 81.6 per cent is kept on private farms. There are 26 sheep breeds kept in Poland, the most important are: Polish Merino (45 per cent), Polish Lowland Sheep (26 per cent), Polish Longwool Sheep (10 per cent) and Polish Mountain Sheep (10 per cent). In 1993, 25.8 per cent of all ewes were under recording scheme and performance recording was carried out in 230 flocks in public sector, with the average flock size of 331 ewes and in 2,129 flocks in private sector, with average size of 59. As the sheep production changed its direction from wool to meat, the major changes in breeding objectives were introduced in 1990 and the new goals were defined as early lamb growth and ewe prolificacy. The selection is based on two-trait index, including lamb body weight at 70 days and mean litter size of its dam and the ratio between economic values for both traits decides on the index pressure towards meat, litter size or dual purpose.