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11-27-2011 , 03:50 AM

FinniusPrime

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So I played a 5$ r+a in college and drank during the whole thing. I started ripping shots and totally blacked out when there were 2 tables left.
the next morning I woke up and asked my roommate something along the lines of "how'd that donkament go" and he said "you got first...you ****in idiot". Sure enough I had $1250+ in my account...hilarious.

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11-27-2011 , 03:57 AM

hossssauce

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I will confirm this story....I wasn't the roommate, but was there the whole time. What he failed to mention, is the fact that the following night he hit another 2k, and I'm sure the details of that score are blurry, at best. Time to get ham boned while playing Brad, what's the worst that could happen?

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11-27-2011 , 04:04 AM

mdroz247

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better when your ****ing drunk bre

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11-27-2011 , 04:09 AM

FinniusPrime

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Originally Posted by rosie lea

but how much did you lose?

I spent 15$ to win 1250 and 20$ the next night to win 2250 (10,000% ROI I believe). So I cashed out 3k after swinging 20k playing cash and bought a nice Macbook to play poker on. For 35 bucks. But try to be a dick as much as you want champ

Last edited by FinniusPrime; 11-27-2011 at 04:21 AM.

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11-27-2011 , 04:29 AM

IamPro

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OP learns from the best

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11-27-2011 , 04:37 AM

SUITEDACESLOL

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hey guys it's me, a friend of OP.

I can confirm the story. he also won another 10K a couple of days later while on acid. bye

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11-27-2011 , 04:50 AM

FinniusPrime

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Originally Posted by SUITEDACESLOL

hey guys it's me, a friend of OP.

I can confirm the story. he also won another 10K a couple of days later while on acid. bye

This guy clearly doesn't know me because otherwise he would have said xanax, oxys, vicadin, morphine, kalonapin, valium, lorazapan, clonazapam, diazepam, alprazolam. But no, not acid. And the first two posts are true.

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11-27-2011 , 05:30 AM

Wild Bill Hickok

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Did you buy a gram of cocaine and a whore with your winnings ?

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11-27-2011 , 06:06 AM

FinniusPrime

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Originally Posted by rosie lea

no he spent 3k on a macbook rofl

1300 of it was on a macbook. and yea Wild Bill I did buy a whore, her name was Rosie Lea

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11-27-2011 , 06:12 AM

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ItzPenzoo

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hi. i'm toss_my_salad and i have conversations with myself over the internet

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11-27-2011 , 07:00 AM

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Wild Bill Hickok

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1300 of it was on a macbook. and yea Wild Bill I did buy a whore, her name was Rosie Lea

pwned

game over

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11-27-2011 , 08:48 AM

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its_four

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Did you grind the macbook to dust and snort it?

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11-27-2011 , 09:10 AM

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nismo9

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Hey guys its me a friend of OP and i can confirm he was playing zynga poker at the time and won 3k

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